Republicans are Demons

[quote]fibroblaster wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
Also, how many demons are there?

To the best of my knowledge guesstimations of the angel population is, or rather was, around 400 million.

If around one third have fallen that leaves us with 133 million demons.

Problem is, even if they were hell bent on possessing sinners, there are quite a lot of sins apart from homosexual acts.

There are masturbators, adulterers, murderers, tax collectors and around 6-7 billion people.

Just running the numbers makes it appear to be highly unlikely that any given practicing homosexual is possessed at any given point in time. [/quote]

My obvious demon possessing hyperbole was to prove a point. Even if people knew demons would possess them if they sinned, they wouldn’t stop sinning.[/quote]

Well, for them to have sinned they would have to know to have sinned in the first place.

Let us say that a woman, let us call her Freddie Beaver, wanted to be possessed by a demon of homosexuality in order to no longer have to put up with men, what would she need to do and in what order?

[quote]orion wrote:
Also, having brushed up on my demonology which I seem to have neglected lately, I thought Jinn for example are fire spirits!?!

Furthermore, I am appalled, appalled I say, that so called “Christians” would mock the idea of demons since Jesus cast out several himself and not even Paul ever said there were none.

So, demons it is, why would they not go the anal route?

I mean, how many ways to possess someone are there?

Finally, there seem to be midday and morning spirits, so either not all demons like to hide, or some just like the challenge of hiding in broad daylight.[/quote]

lulz!

[quote]kamui wrote:

Yeah, this error about body water percentage is totally the most insane part of his post.

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Hahaha. Clever. No I actually was referring to how he came to the conclusion that demons would choose to use a host because of its percentage of “water content” in the first place…

[quote]orion wrote:
Let us say that a woman, let us call her Freddie Beaver, wanted to be possessed by a demon of homosexuality in order to no longer have to put up with men, what would she need to do and in what order? [/quote]

Whatever weakness you have the Devil will prey on. To avoid being preyed on, you must be PRAYED for. The best way to get possessed by Satan is dabbing with the occult. We need to be careful not to border on equivocation when we use the word “demon”. A demon is a real spirit with its own will. But people can have sins which attract certain demons. Completely succumbing to sin allows for the demon to influence you without you really noticing. Demonic possession is when it has control of your body. Trust me, if you want to be possessed by a demon, it is called PERFECT POSSESSION and this is something nobody ever ever ever ever ever wants.

republicans SUCK

[quote]simpstr1 wrote:
republicans SUCK[/quote]

Thank you for your eloquent words of wisdom…

[quote]benos4752 wrote:

[quote]simpstr1 wrote:
republicans SUCK[/quote]

Thank you for your eloquent words of wisdom…[/quote]
That’s RACIST!

Still…would rather party with the sinners than prey with the saints (billy joel).

Oh…wait. That right, being I am a BORN AGAIN pagan satanist I could really give a holy hell crap

about this demons shit. Just keep the Republi-cunts out of my pants and bedroom !

[quote]killerDIRK wrote:
Just keep the Republi-cunts out of my pants and bedroom !
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And keep the democraps off my property and out of my wallet.

[quote]benos4752 wrote:

[quote]killerDIRK wrote:
Just keep the Republi-cunts out of my pants and bedroom !
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And keep the democraps off my property and out of my wallet.[/quote]
Implying both parties don’t want to control and regulate all of those things?

[quote]TooHuman wrote:

[quote]benos4752 wrote:

[quote]killerDIRK wrote:
Just keep the Republi-cunts out of my pants and bedroom !
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And keep the democraps off my property and out of my wallet.[/quote]
Implying both parties don’t want to control and regulate all of those things?[/quote]

Oh, they both do. I just figured if he was going to demonize one group, I’d demonize the other…wanted to let him know that not only he could say stupid shit.

[quote]TooHuman wrote:

[quote]benos4752 wrote:

[quote]killerDIRK wrote:
Just keep the Republi-cunts out of my pants and bedroom !
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And keep the democraps off my property and out of my wallet.[/quote]
Implying both parties don’t want to control and regulate all of those things?[/quote]

Well, Democrats only want in his bedroom in order to make sure he has environmentally friendly lightbulbs.

If Santorum gets elected, there will be no more lights in bedrooms.

Agree with Beano, keep off my property. Dont mind paying my fair share of taxes having been to that piss hole third world country known as Mexico. Just wish it was spent wisely.

Lightbulbs are the least of my worries if santorum gets elected. Am I going to have to go off shore to

get my condoms and birth control pills for my girlfriend ? Oh thats right. Birth control is as easy as

putting an ASPIRIN between your legs and then filming it so RUSH can have is wife get him off.

[quote]killerDIRK wrote:

Lightbulbs are the least of my worries if santorum gets elected. Am I going to have to go off shore to get my condoms and birth control pills for my girlfriend ?[/quote]

Are you trying to be funny?

[quote]orion wrote:

Can anyone give me a list of what would invite demons?
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Crack, heroin, paint thiner, and chocolate donuts.

pushharder, the word PREY was INTENTIONALLY written as such. Seeing as how Catholic Priests love to PREY on children in the church.

Sex Machine. NO I am not trying to be funny. Apearantly Santorum does not believe in contraception AT ALL and a portion of this country would like to see it abolished. So no sex outside of marriage.

I do not TRY. I do and may fail beautifully but at least I still DO.

This diatribe came out of me in response to that fatass oxycontin snorting loudmouth Rush, what a fucktard.

So thank you all for taking this so much farther than I ever though it could go…

I though I was one of the last “threadkillers” out there… ; )