[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Makavali wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
I think Makavali was there too, but he left with some guy. He said not to wait up for him. Didn’t he call him “Long Dong Silver”. Hmm.
wut
What is right. What did you two fellas do last night?[/quote]
OG
[quote]Makavali wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Makavali wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
I think Makavali was there too, but he left with some guy. He said not to wait up for him. Didn’t he call him “Long Dong Silver”. Hmm.
wut
What is right. What did you two fellas do last night?
OG[/quote]
Good comeback. I thought you were gonna do something different.
So who the hell is this Oscar Gordon fellow?
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Makavali wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Makavali wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
I think Makavali was there too, but he left with some guy. He said not to wait up for him. Didn’t he call him “Long Dong Silver”. Hmm.
wut
What is right. What did you two fellas do last night?
OG
Good comeback. I thought you were gonna do something different.
So who the hell is this Oscar Gordon fellow?[/quote]
Pseudonym for October Girl. Why do you ask?
[quote]Renton wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Jetric9 wrote:
SSC wrote:
Wow… I went out last night at around 9:30 and this thread had no replies… what the hell did you people do last night?
dude you missed out on a lot!
quick recap:
-OG was at home bored and call us up to see what were doing
-Renton, wolbarret and natural nate were at a bar
-i was playing poker nearby with some buddies
-anyways, we all get together and decided to stop by OG’s house…
-Renton was already drunk so we gave him more shots and he passed out! haha
-Then we started taking body shots with OG and some jello shots as well!!
-Then squiggles found a Sharpie and started drawing on Rentons face lol
-we all took a bunch of pictures but i’m not sure if the mods will let them pass by
-anyways, i’ll let the other guys tell you what else happened…
I blacked out after the first bottle of whiskey. Last thing I remember was talking about Married with Children and vomiting. Which explains what happened to my laptop.
I think Makavali was there too, but he left with some guys. He said not to wait up for him. Didn’t he call them “Ass pirates”. Hmm.
BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!
Makavali and the Pirates of Ass. Part 1.
It wasn’t just my face that Squiggles started drawing on either. I woke up with a reaonable sized essay scribbled on my penis.
I washed the last 30 odd words off this morning when I showered before I realised what she’d done - Squiggles - It was a good story but could we get together so you can fill me in on the ending?
[/quote]
So YOU’RE the mailman Squiggles was talking about. She wouldn’t stop bragging about you. After 5 minutes of her monologue, I got a bottle of Jack Daniels and tried easing my suffering.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Makavali wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Makavali wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
I think Makavali was there too, but he left with some guy. He said not to wait up for him. Didn’t he call him “Long Dong Silver”. Hmm.
wut
What is right. What did you two fellas do last night?
OG
Good comeback. I thought you were gonna do something different.
So who the hell is this Oscar Gordon fellow?
Pseudonym for October Girl. Why do you ask?[/quote]
Just wondering. Cause when you were describing Oscar Gordon last night, you said he was burly man with a big…you know what, I’m gonna stop. You and me could crack jokes on each other for two pages.
So this is what I’ll say:
Mak drank beer, Mak got laid, and then he was served coffee and waffles by the person he slept with. I don’t know who popped Mak’s cherry last, but I have a strong hunch it was a woman.
Now we can be friends again, Mak.
Its now nearly 12am of the NEXT day and still no sleep for me.
Fucking hell my eyes hurt, any free bottles of sleep send to me PLEASE and thanks.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Mak drank beer, Mak got laid, and then he was served coffee and waffles by the person he slept with. I don’t know who popped Mak’s cherry last, but I have a strong hunch it was a woman.[/quote]
Did you just describe my 14th birthday?
[quote]Makavali wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Mak drank beer, Mak got laid, and then he was served coffee and waffles by the person he slept with. I don’t know who popped Mak’s cherry last, but I have a strong hunch it was a woman.
Did you just describe my 14th birthday?[/quote]
If your 14th birthday involved beer, coffee, waffles, and sex, then yes. I would have been happy with the beer and waffles.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
If you’re 14th birthday involved beer, coffee, waffles, and sex, then yes. I would have been happy with the beer and waffles.[/quote]
Twas’ when I lost my innocence. And instead of waffles, there was whipped cream and cake.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
If you’re 14th birthday involved beer, coffee, waffles, and sex, then yes. I would have been happy with the beer and waffles.
Twas’ when I lost my innocence. And instead of waffles, there was whipped cream and cake.[/quote]
Rot in hell. I think I watched TV on my 14th birthday. Alone.
(bongo solo)
Cheer up Nate.
[quote]Corkonian wrote:
Its now nearly 12am of the NEXT day and still no sleep for me.
Fucking hell my eyes hurt, any free bottles of sleep send to me PLEASE and thanks.[/quote]
Z-12? I have it on extremely good authority that it works a treat.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
If you’re 14th birthday involved beer, coffee, waffles, and sex, then yes. I would have been happy with the beer and waffles.
Twas’ when I lost my innocence. And instead of waffles, there was whipped cream and cake.[/quote]
And a sheep.
[quote]Renton wrote:
Makavali wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
If you’re 14th birthday involved beer, coffee, waffles, and sex, then yes. I would have been happy with the beer and waffles.
Twas’ when I lost my innocence. And instead of waffles, there was whipped cream and cake.
And a sheep.[/quote]
He’s a GOAT and he has a name you know!
LMAO!
[quote]Makavali wrote:
(bongo solo)
Cheer up Nate.[/quote]
Hey thanks. Here’s a picture of Arthur Jones.
[quote]Blaze_108 wrote:
[/quote]
Really?
[quote]Renton wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Jetric9 wrote:
SSC wrote:
Wow… I went out last night at around 9:30 and this thread had no replies… what the hell did you people do last night?
dude you missed out on a lot!
quick recap:
-OG was at home bored and call us up to see what were doing
-Renton, wolbarret and natural nate were at a bar
-i was playing poker nearby with some buddies
-anyways, we all get together and decided to stop by OG’s house…
-Renton was already drunk so we gave him more shots and he passed out! haha
-Then we started taking body shots with OG and some jello shots as well!!
-Then squiggles found a Sharpie and started drawing on Rentons face lol
-we all took a bunch of pictures but i’m not sure if the mods will let them pass by
-anyways, i’ll let the other guys tell you what else happened…
I blacked out after the first bottle of whiskey. Last thing I remember was talking about Married with Children and vomiting. Which explains what happened to my laptop.
I think Makavali was there too, but he left with some guys. He said not to wait up for him. Didn’t he call them “Ass pirates”. Hmm.
BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!
Makavali and the Pirates of Ass. Part 1.
It wasn’t just my face that Squiggles started drawing on either. I woke up with a reaonable sized essay scribbled on my penis.
I washed the last 30 odd words off this morning when I showered before I realised what she’d done - Squiggles - It was a good story but could we get together so you can fill me in on the ending?
[/quote]
You washed all my hard work off? Guess now you’ll never know…
[quote]Squiggles wrote:
You washed all my hard work off? Guess now you’ll never know…[/quote]
Awe now come on!
I just thought maybe me and you could - well- “thrash out” a new ending.