Rentons Good Night Thread

Wow… I went out last night at around 9:30 and this thread had no replies… what the hell did you people do last night?

Good morning Renton, I hope you slept well.

[quote]streamline wrote:
I’m going to find Renton.[/quote]

Fine, run to Dad!

I bet you tell the teacher she forgot to give us homework too!

Jesus, looks like I missed the boat.

And OG, I have dibs on Cyanide and Happiness.

[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
HaPPy BirtHdaY to meee

(seriously its my b-day)[/quote]

Better late than never.

[quote]rsg wrote:
Jetric9 wrote:
HaPPy BirtHdaY to meee

(seriously its my b-day)

Better late than never.

[/quote]

thanks bud, my birthday is today. here’s a snakebite, a combination of half stella lager and half cider. they are delicious, some English buddies introduced me to that drink.

cheers

[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
rsg wrote:
Jetric9 wrote:
HaPPy BirtHdaY to meee

(seriously its my b-day)

Better late than never.

thanks bud, my birthday is today. here’s a snakebite, a combination of half stella lager and half cider. they are delicious, some English buddies introduced me to that drink.

cheers [/quote]

You’re drinking blood. Vampires live in Texas?

[quote]SSC wrote:
Wow… I went out last night at around 9:30 and this thread had no replies… what the hell did you people do last night?[/quote]

dude you missed out on a lot!

quick recap:
-OG was at home bored and call us up to see what were doing
-Renton, wolbarret and natural nate were at a bar
-i was playing poker nearby with some buddies
-anyways, we all get together and decided to stop by OG’s house…
-Renton was already drunk so we gave him more shots and he passed out! haha
-Then we started taking body shots with OG and some jello shots as well!!
-Then squiggles found a Sharpie and started drawing on Rentons face lol
-we all took a bunch of pictures but i’m not sure if the mods will let them pass by
-anyways, i’ll let the other guys tell you what else happened…

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Jetric9 wrote:
rsg wrote:
Jetric9 wrote:
HaPPy BirtHdaY to meee

(seriously its my b-day)

Better late than never.

thanks bud, my birthday is today. here’s a snakebite, a combination of half stella lager and half cider. they are delicious, some English buddies introduced me to that drink.

cheers

You’re drinking blood. Vampires live in Texas?[/quote]

i’m starting to wonder if that’s a snakebite. anyways, you should try it. that picture probably looks like that because of the light. tx has everything bro

[quote]SSC wrote:
Wow… I went out last night at around 9:30 and this thread had no replies… what the hell did you people do last night?[/quote]

here’s OG neighbor with a jello shot

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
AccipiterQ wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
AccipiterQ wrote:
12:41 AM here in boston…man I’m miserable. GOdonight T-Nation gfaaaaaaaaaaaahk me. i 'm drunk again haha

and as I reflect on the end of my day, I am sooooo glad to be me, sometimes more than ever

you shoudl be. no one wants to be me. I have one friend, and she’s 1000 miles away right now

So … are you going to make a change in your life or is this alone and unhappy stuff working for you?
[/quote]

not really, I’m workin on it.

[quote]TermInNate wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
AccipiterQ wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
AccipiterQ wrote:
12:41 AM here in boston…man I’m miserable. GOdonight T-Nation gfaaaaaaaaaaaahk me. i 'm drunk again haha

and as I reflect on the end of my day, I am sooooo glad to be me, sometimes more than ever

you shoudl be. no one wants to be me. I have one friend, and she’s 1000 miles away right now

So … are you going to make a change in your life or is this alone and unhappy stuff working for you?

[/quote]

awww rabbit.

[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
SSC wrote:
Wow… I went out last night at around 9:30 and this thread had no replies… what the hell did you people do last night?

dude you missed out on a lot!

quick recap:
-OG was at home bored and call us up to see what were doing
-Renton, wolbarret and natural nate were at a bar
-i was playing poker nearby with some buddies
-anyways, we all get together and decided to stop by OG’s house…
-Renton was already drunk so we gave him more shots and he passed out! haha
-Then we started taking body shots with OG and some jello shots as well!!
-Then squiggles found a Sharpie and started drawing on Rentons face lol
-we all took a bunch of pictures but i’m not sure if the mods will let them pass by
-anyways, i’ll let the other guys tell you what else happened…[/quote]

So… you were all in the same state last night, then?

[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
SSC wrote:
Wow… I went out last night at around 9:30 and this thread had no replies… what the hell did you people do last night?

here’s OG neighbor with a jello shot [/quote]

Couldn’t have been too bad of a night. And if you were all together, how the hell were there so many posts?

[quote]SSC wrote:
Jetric9 wrote:
SSC wrote:
Wow… I went out last night at around 9:30 and this thread had no replies… what the hell did you people do last night?

here’s OG neighbor with a jello shot

Couldn’t have been too bad of a night. And if you were all together, how the hell were there so many posts?[/quote]

It was pretty funny. Every time you posted there were six or seven new ones to read. Started to get a lot like work for awhile. See what happens when Renton leaves the building!

What the HELL happened here. I hardly got a wink of sleep because of the racket you lot were making.

StreamLine thank you for trying to keep them in line. They are impossible sometimes when they get excited.

I like the idea of nailing as many women as you will have years by your next birthay. I’ll be 40 next April so I don’t need to worry about timescales. I can manage that in about 3 months.

Gotta say though - I started this thread as a quick laugh before I turned in and I didn’t get a single email to say anybody had posted in it. I’m glad I popped in again as I have not LOL’d so much in ages!

Carry on.

[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
SSC wrote:
Wow… I went out last night at around 9:30 and this thread had no replies… what the hell did you people do last night?

dude you missed out on a lot!

quick recap:
-OG was at home bored and call us up to see what were doing
-Renton, wolbarret and natural nate were at a bar
-i was playing poker nearby with some buddies
-anyways, we all get together and decided to stop by OG’s house…
-Renton was already drunk so we gave him more shots and he passed out! haha
-Then we started taking body shots with OG and some jello shots as well!!
-Then squiggles found a Sharpie and started drawing on Rentons face lol
-we all took a bunch of pictures but i’m not sure if the mods will let them pass by
-anyways, i’ll let the other guys tell you what else happened…[/quote]

I blacked out after the first bottle of whiskey. Last thing I remember was talking about Married with Children and vomiting. Which explains what happened to my laptop.

I think Makavali was there too, but he left with some guys. He said not to wait up for him. Didn’t he call them “Ass pirates”. Hmm.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I think Makavali was there too, but he left with my mom. He said not to wait up for him. Didn’t he call her “Mistress”. Hmm.[/quote]

wut

[quote]Makavali wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
I think Makavali was there too, but he left with some guy. He said not to wait up for him. Didn’t he call him “Long Dong Silver”. Hmm.

wut[/quote]

What is right. What did you two fellas do last night?

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Jetric9 wrote:
SSC wrote:
Wow… I went out last night at around 9:30 and this thread had no replies… what the hell did you people do last night?

dude you missed out on a lot!

quick recap:
-OG was at home bored and call us up to see what were doing
-Renton, wolbarret and natural nate were at a bar
-i was playing poker nearby with some buddies
-anyways, we all get together and decided to stop by OG’s house…
-Renton was already drunk so we gave him more shots and he passed out! haha
-Then we started taking body shots with OG and some jello shots as well!!
-Then squiggles found a Sharpie and started drawing on Rentons face lol
-we all took a bunch of pictures but i’m not sure if the mods will let them pass by
-anyways, i’ll let the other guys tell you what else happened…

I blacked out after the first bottle of whiskey. Last thing I remember was talking about Married with Children and vomiting. Which explains what happened to my laptop.

I think Makavali was there too, but he left with some guys. He said not to wait up for him. Didn’t he call them “Ass pirates”. Hmm.[/quote]

BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!

Makavali and the Pirates of Ass. Part 1.

It wasn’t just my face that Squiggles started drawing on either. I woke up with a reaonable sized essay scribbled on my penis.

I washed the last 30 odd words off this morning when I showered before I realised what she’d done - Squiggles - It was a good story but could we get together so you can fill me in on the ending?