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February 14, 2006, 10:54am
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HIGH NOONER
JEREMIAH’S JOHNSON
TRUE, HE GRITS
POLESMOKE
THE PLEASURE OF THE SIERRA, PADRE
BUTCH ASSIDY AND THE BUNDANCE KID
THE MAN WHO SHOT ALL OVER LIBERTY VALANCE
PAINT YOUR FAG ON
HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG
THE WILD BRUNCH
HE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON
THE LEGEND OF THE LONG RANGER
DOC’S HOLIDAY WITH BILLY THE KID
VERY RAW HIDE
LONESOME DOUG
THE HOARSE SOLDIERS
DESTRY RIDES AGAIN… AND AGAIN
McCABE AND MR. MILLER
A FISTFUL OF NED
HI, PLAINS DRIFTER!
THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN INCHES
QUICKLY DOWN UNDER
BAREBACK MOUNTING
BONE-NANZA
DON’T MESS WITH TEX’ ASS
HOME ON THE RANGER
OKLAHOMO
ROOSTER COCKBURN
LITTLE BATHHOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE
PRANCES WITH WOLVES
BALONEY PONY RODEO
TUBESTEAK COWBOYS
[quote]sic wrote:
He’s a booty double.
Gay porno parody titles:
Bareback Mountain
Brokecrack Mountain
Brokesack Mountain (BDSM)
You forgot a few:
amongst others.
Kailash
February 14, 2006, 12:42pm
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Aw hell, here’s some more -
Once Upon a Time in His Ass
Damn. I had been calling that shit bareback mountain all this time.
It JUST occured to me after reading a few post that it’s BROKE back mountain.
No wonder I keep getting stared at weird when I say the movie title :-p
wow…hahahaha
Kailash
February 14, 2006, 12:44pm
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[quote]CaptainLogic wrote:
Bareback Mountain
Brokecrack Mountain
Brokesack Mountain (BDSM)[/quote]
Doesn’t Brokeback already stand well enough on its own as gay porno?
Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Freakin’ Gay Cowboy Movie:
“I’m gonna pump you fulla lead!”
“Give me a stiff one, barkeep!”
“Don’t fret—I’ve been in tight spots before.”
“Howdy, pardner.”
You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
Two words: “Saddle Sore.”
“Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like.”
“Let’s mount up!”
“Nice spread ya got there!”
“Ride’em cowboy!”
Crouching Cowboy Hidden Penis
KAS
May 26, 2006, 2:36am
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Theme Song: Gonna Make Your Brown Eye Blue.