Regrettable Tattoos

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
edit/My sons GF got one on her back that say’s “live your life” WTF? how profound sigh, that’s like saying water is wet or air is light.

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That is heavy stuff to younguns now a days.[/quote]

Yeah.

Dickfountain is a much more elaborate tattoo that basically says “Love your gay lover”
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Did the guy really know they were putting that shit on his back, I really didnt think gay men were into the tattoo scene. Still funny and I was joking about the younguns comment. I had a fucking cartoon character on my arm for 5 years. :slight_smile: [/quote]

I probably did a bad job of agreeing with you, but I was saying that Dickfountain wouldn’t be caught dead with “love your gay lover” on his back, he’s much too fruity for a text tattoo. Instead he gets an enormous backscape artistically saying the same thing.

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But would you also get a huge pussy on your back? Its just fucking stupid to get things of this nature. I love T&A. I would not get something pornographic and do not see the point. Like fapping to Pornographic anime. [/quote]

No, I wouldn’t. Nor would I get “I Loooooves the Pussy!!!” tattoo’d on me.

Anime Porn fapping is a whole crazy thing I cannot understand

I think the new phrase should be “I just tube steak boogied the dick fountain.”

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

pEOPLE EXPRESS THEMSELVES DIFFERENTLY. If you don’t know what the asshole bellybutton means…other than assuming its attention seeking, then why judge it?

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Because it’s really stupid and anyone that has that shit looks like a fucking imbecile.

Now, admittedly, you are a vampire with a more than likely different world view than most mortals, but dude - it just looks fuckin’ dumb. : )

Maybe “LankEy just tube steak boogied in this dick fountain of a thread” ?

[quote]Professor X wrote:
This thread is a dick fountain.[/quote]

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Efuchs7 wrote:
do ppl in Asia get english tats on them?[/quote]

Actually, much of the clothing over there with English letters on it spells out nonsense.

They aren’t much better even if they avoid the tattoos themselves.

There was a whole thread about how they fuck up what english words mean in ads and clothes.[/quote]
okay funny… how about any tats with belly buttons that are k0ol… like not with cats and cows?

My inner Parody master wants me to get a full person tat all over my backside and have my asshole be the belly button. I’ll blow some peoples minds.

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[quote]Efuchs7 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Efuchs7 wrote:
do ppl in Asia get english tats on them?[/quote]

Actually, much of the clothing over there with English letters on it spells out nonsense.

They aren’t much better even if they avoid the tattoos themselves.

There was a whole thread about how they fuck up what english words mean in ads and clothes.[/quote]
okay funny… how about any tats with belly buttons that are k0ol… like not with cats and cows?[/quote]

If you’ve got a sunshine around your belly button I’m goona lol.

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Does anyone have their own tattoos they regret they’d like to post? I’ll post mine when I get a chance.[/quote]

I have a Chinese character on my arm that I sort of regret. I am looking at options to get it covered.[/quote]

I have one of those on my ankle that I got when I was young and dumb and I think I will get it covered over also.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Does anyone have their own tattoos they regret they’d like to post? I’ll post mine when I get a chance.[/quote]

I have a Chinese character on my arm that I sort of regret. I am looking at options to get it covered.[/quote]

POIDH?

Here’s my topless lady. It’s on my side. The angle is weird and I don’t think the artwork is quite as bad as this pic makes it seem but it’s still fucking retarded. 17 year olds shouldn’t get tattoos, lol.

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hahaha! your friends must have been shocked!

Regrettable or not. That should be the direction of the thread.


Okay this one is bigger I think. So yes or no?

WTF?

Got a little bit of everything in that one!

“Lessee, I want a tattoo with all my favorite things… I like diamonds and credit cards and shews and oh cupcakes and lipstick, can you make that work together? Oh good! On the top of the cupcake a want a skull because I’m a badazz chick and I want the flame of the candle to look like a creased butthole.”

[quote]DickBag wrote:

[quote]Eric 2.0 wrote:
If someone offered you 10 million dollars to get a tattoo of a diaper on your forehead, would you do it? You can’t get it removed, or cover it up, or you have to return the money. [/quote]

yes, absolutly no problem. and il take it a step forward, you cant explain “why” you have that tatoo on your forehead!! whenever anyone asks, you have to say “yeh uh, well i just love diapers and shit”

id still do it[/quote]

Nice, and good call on not being able to explain it. Also, it can’t be microscopic, it has cover at least 3/4 of your forehead

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
“Lessee, I want a tattoo with all my favorite things… I like diamonds and credit cards and shews and oh cupcakes and lipstick, can you make that work together? Oh good! On the top of the cupcake a want a skull because I’m a badazz chick and I want the flame of the candle to look like a creased butthole.”[/quote]
i thought the flame looked like a flaming basketball, ala Phoenix Suns

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Okay this one is bigger I think. So yes or no?[/quote]

hahahaha the best part is the Credit Card. LoL!

.greg.


I hope this isn’t real, but I kinda think it is

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
I hope this isn’t real, but I kinda think it is[/quote]
That is awesome.