Regrettable Tattoos

Sums it up, I think. :slight_smile:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:
Sums it up, I think. :)[/quote]

NICE, I am going to keep that. Fucking funny.

[quote]postholedigger wrote:
Sums it up, I think. :)[/quote]

I think that is probably what was going through my mind. My gf at the time liked the idea. I was the cliche moron when it comes to women.

In my defense, the tattoo does look a lot better now that I am not a pasty, lanky, mother fucker ;).

[quote]Efuchs7 wrote:
do ppl in Asia get english tats on them?[/quote]

Actually, much of the clothing over there with English letters on it spells out nonsense.

They aren’t much better even if they avoid the tattoos themselves.

There was a whole thread about how they fuck up what english words mean in ads and clothes.

[quote]postholedigger wrote:
Sums it up, I think. :)[/quote]
damn, you beat me to it.

I have a dragon on my arm that has faded big time but the bigger one on my back has aged much better. I covered both up when I first got them to protect them from mean ol’ mister ozone so I have no idea why one aged better than the other. The arm one took much longer to heal cause the tattoo artist dug pretty deep where as the back one hardly scabbed over at all.

The only regret I have is that I didn’t get a full back peice done when I had the money :frowning:

Dragon tattoos FTW!

Lanky: I don’t mind that ink you got at all, I like it, not that you’ll sleep better at night knowing I approve lol, just sayin’. When your little one grows up a bit you got some splanin’ to do “is that mommy?” hahaha.

edit/My sons GF got one on her back that say’s “live your life” WTF? how profound sigh, that’s like saying water is wet or air is light.

[quote]bond james bond wrote:
Lanky: I don’t mind that ink you got at all, I like it, not that you’ll sleep better at night knowing I approve lol, just sayin’. When your little one grows up a bit you got some splanin’ to do “is that mommy?” hahaha.

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Haha, thanks, man.

Honestly, I don’t really mind it. I think it’s stupid but most days it doesn’t even cross my mind and it gives me a reminder that I’m not always as smart as I think I am.

edit/My sons GF got one on her back that say’s “live your life” WTF? how profound sigh, that’s like saying water is wet or air is light.

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That is heavy stuff to younguns now a days.

[quote]bond james bond wrote:
I have a dragon on my arm that has faded big time but the bigger one on my back has aged much better. I covered both up when I first got them to protect them from mean ol’ mister ozone so I have no idea why one aged better than the other. The arm one took much longer to heal cause the tattoo artist dug pretty deep where as the back one hardly scabbed over at all.

The only regret I have is that I didn’t get a full back peice done when I had the money :frowning:

Dragon tattoos FTW!

Lanky: I don’t mind that ink you got at all, I like it, not that you’ll sleep better at night knowing I approve lol, just sayin’. When your little one grows up a bit you got some splanin’ to do “is that mommy?” hahaha.

edit/My sons GF got one on her back that say’s “live your life” WTF? how profound sigh, that’s like saying water is wet or air is light.

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Come on man…

I know it’s a radio track, but you really never heard it?

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Honestly, I don’t really mind it. I think it’s stupid but most days it doesn’t even cross my mind and it gives me a reminder that I’m not always as smart as I think I am. [/quote]

Exactly! While I am not exactly proud of my tattoo, I don’t go through my day going “life would be so much better if I did not have this!”

It just serves as a reminder for me to think things through a little bit more else I end up with a Dick Fountain on my back or something…

[quote]DJHT wrote:
edit/My sons GF got one on her back that say’s “live your life” WTF? how profound sigh, that’s like saying water is wet or air is light.

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That is heavy stuff to younguns now a days.[/quote]

Yeah.

Dickfountain is a much more elaborate tattoo that basically says “Love your gay lover”

This thread is a dick fountain.

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
edit/My sons GF got one on her back that say’s “live your life” WTF? how profound sigh, that’s like saying water is wet or air is light.

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That is heavy stuff to younguns now a days.[/quote]

Yeah.

Dickfountain is a much more elaborate tattoo that basically says “Love your gay lover”
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Did the guy really know they were putting that shit on his back, I really didnt think gay men were into the tattoo scene. Still funny and I was joking about the younguns comment. I had a fucking cartoon character on my arm for 5 years. :slight_smile:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
This thread is a dick fountain.[/quote]

now that’s profound! lolz

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
edit/My sons GF got one on her back that say’s “live your life” WTF? how profound sigh, that’s like saying water is wet or air is light.

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That is heavy stuff to younguns now a days.[/quote]

Yeah.

Dickfountain is a much more elaborate tattoo that basically says “Love your gay lover”
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Did the guy really know they were putting that shit on his back, I really didnt think gay men were into the tattoo scene. Still funny and I was joking about the younguns comment. I had a fucking cartoon character on my arm for 5 years. :slight_smile: [/quote]

I probably did a bad job of agreeing with you, but I was saying that Dickfountain wouldn’t be caught dead with “love your gay lover” on his back, he’s much too fruity for a text tattoo. Instead he gets an enormous backscape artistically saying the same thing.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Fuck this…DICK FOUNTAIN is the new Tube Steak Boogie.[/quote]

So, I get credit for coming up with “DickFountain” and also “The Brotherhood of Bulking”…

Hmmmmm…I’m not sure what that says about me… ; )

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
edit/My sons GF got one on her back that say’s “live your life” WTF? how profound sigh, that’s like saying water is wet or air is light.

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That is heavy stuff to younguns now a days.[/quote]

Yeah.

Dickfountain is a much more elaborate tattoo that basically says “Love your gay lover”
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Did the guy really know they were putting that shit on his back, I really didnt think gay men were into the tattoo scene. Still funny and I was joking about the younguns comment. I had a fucking cartoon character on my arm for 5 years. :slight_smile: [/quote]

I probably did a bad job of agreeing with you, but I was saying that Dickfountain wouldn’t be caught dead with “love your gay lover” on his back, he’s much too fruity for a text tattoo. Instead he gets an enormous backscape artistically saying the same thing.

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But would you also get a huge pussy on your back? Its just fucking stupid to get things of this nature. I love T&A. I would not get something pornographic and do not see the point. Like fapping to Pornographic anime.

[quote]SkyNett wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Fuck this…DICK FOUNTAIN is the new Tube Steak Boogie.[/quote]

So, I get credit for coming up with “DickFountain” and also “The Brotherhood of Bulking”…

Hmmmmm…I’m not sure what that says about me… ; ) [/quote]

Dick fountain parody in 3…2…1…

[quote]Ronsauce wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
fuck it, if they like it…let 'em be. I’m sure most of you wouldnt like that tasts I’ve done or the ones I have. Art is art…just don’t look.[/quote]

Fuck that. You can have good art and bad art. The portrait tats in this thread are a perfect example of completely horrid art. Also, I’m sure the numerous belly-button/assholes weren’t done for any kind of artistic reasons or with much thought given to them as works of art.

People exercise shitty judgement. Simple as that. As such, they should at the very least be ridiculed on an internet forum. That’s essentially letting 'em be. And really, if you get a tattoo somewhere highly visible or elect to show it off, you can’t expect all the reactions to be positive when it looks like a cheap novelty.[/quote]

pEOPLE EXPRESS THEMSELVES DIFFERENTLY. If you don’t know what the asshole bellybutton means…other than assuming its attention seeking, then why judge it?

I have to pentagrams but you know they have nothing to do with satanic rituals…yet, most people think that’s the case. In actuality, the pentagram means protection. I look at my tats for me and no one else…before tests or big lifts I look at them fa little boost.

We don’t know the stories behind any of these tats.

I just finished covering a guy’s torso with zombies because he beat cancer and is “the living dead”…it’s expression and without a back story I will never say its trash…just interesting.

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[quote]bond james bond wrote:

[quote]SkyNett wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Fuck this…DICK FOUNTAIN is the new Tube Steak Boogie.[/quote]

So, I get credit for coming up with “DickFountain” and also “The Brotherhood of Bulking”…

Hmmmmm…I’m not sure what that says about me… ; ) [/quote]

Dick fountain parody in 3…2…1…
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