Regrettable Tattoos

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

Dickfountain. That’s awesome.

Dickfountain.
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So we are all in agreement then - a dick fountain is the absolute WORST tattoo anyone could possibly get…at least if you’re a guy.


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So are people going to post good tattoos now, or should that be it’s own thread?

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^^Looks great DJHT, nice work and good design

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Should have gotten it done so that’s it’s rightside up from my perspective.[/quote]

I was actually thinking of getting that done on my upper left back.
<----also a bassist.

[quote]skaz05 wrote:
Here’s the offending tattoo.
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Kinda a bummer to go through life with a tat that basically says’ “fuck life”.

Could be worse though. I think I’ve said this here before but here it is again:
A guy I met a while back showed me his new tattoo. He said the guy at the parlor said it meant “strength”. I took a look at it and recognized it immediately as the kanji character for degrees (as in Celsius or Fahrenheit). Couldn’t bring myself to correct him though.

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

Kinda a bummer to go through life with a tat that basically says’ “fuck life”.
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Yeah, tell me about it. Actually, I thought it read “Fuck the world”, which sounded totally awesome after drinking all night.

It’s thoroughly embarrassing to have to explain what it means to people, so I just tell them that I have no idea what it means, which is probably worse, but I’ve had this tattoo for about 9 years now so I just don’t care anymore.

We could have another thread “What your kanji/mandarin/japanese tattoo is ‘supposed’ to say”

Fuck this…DICK FOUNTAIN is the new Tube Steak Boogie.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Fuck this…DICK FOUNTAIN is the new Tube Steak Boogie.[/quote]

Hurry up and die. I’m getting hungry

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Does anyone have their own tattoos they regret they’d like to post? I’ll post mine when I get a chance.[/quote]

I have a Chinese character on my arm that I sort of regret. I am looking at options to get it covered.[/quote]

POIDH?

Here’s my topless lady. It’s on my side. The angle is weird and I don’t think the artwork is quite as bad as this pic makes it seem but it’s still fucking retarded. 17 year olds shouldn’t get tattoos, lol.

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I already posted it in a T-Cell before and after but here it is again. This is a before btw…

I’d like to get a half sleeve going down to about where this one ends. Still trying to figure out what to do though. I may have it go up into my delt, chest, and back too

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Fuck this…DICK FOUNTAIN is the new Tube Steak Boogie.[/quote]

-seconded

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Fuck this…DICK FOUNTAIN is the new Tube Steak Boogie.[/quote]

-seconded[/quote]
i like it.

DF

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:

I already posted it in a T-Cell before and after but here it is again. This is a before btw…

I’d like to get a half sleeve going down to about where this one ends. Still trying to figure out what to do though. I may have it go up into my delt, chest, and back too[/quote]

Bwahahahaha! (ahem) Sorry, dude. How’d you get conned into getting that tat?

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:

I already posted it in a T-Cell before and after but here it is again. This is a before btw…

I’d like to get a half sleeve going down to about where this one ends. Still trying to figure out what to do though. I may have it go up into my delt, chest, and back too[/quote]

Bwahahahaha! (ahem) Sorry, dude. How’d you get conned into getting that tat?[/quote]

I’ve never understood how if something isn’t worth it in your native language how it’s magically better in a language you can’t read.

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:

I already posted it in a T-Cell before and after but here it is again. This is a before btw…

I’d like to get a half sleeve going down to about where this one ends. Still trying to figure out what to do though. I may have it go up into my delt, chest, and back too[/quote]

Bwahahahaha! (ahem) Sorry, dude. How’d you get conned into getting that tat?[/quote]

Thanks man! haha. You know, when you turn 18 you gotta get something. For some reason, I decided on that

do ppl in Asia get english tats on them?

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:

I already posted it in a T-Cell before and after but here it is again. This is a before btw…

I’d like to get a half sleeve going down to about where this one ends. Still trying to figure out what to do though. I may have it go up into my delt, chest, and back too[/quote]

Bwahahahaha! (ahem) Sorry, dude. How’d you get conned into getting that tat?[/quote]

I’ve never understood how if something isn’t worth it in your native language how it’s magically better in a language you can’t read.[/quote]

That would be my “regret” about it. I’m not Chinese nor does it stand for anything monumental.

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:

I already posted it in a T-Cell before and after but here it is again. This is a before btw…

I’d like to get a half sleeve going down to about where this one ends. Still trying to figure out what to do though. I may have it go up into my delt, chest, and back too[/quote]

Bwahahahaha! (ahem) Sorry, dude. How’d you get conned into getting that tat?[/quote]

Thanks man! haha. You know, when you turn 18 you gotta get something. For some reason, I decided on that[/quote]

This. I got a Taz tat, back in the late 80’s Tazmanianian devil was in. I later got it covered up. Funny thing the guy who did the tat had Bugs Bunny with this huge dick jacking off on his bicep. Talk about regrettable tattoos