Rebirth of the Juggernaut: Brute Force and Ignorance (Part 1)

You and I have such radically different tastes that I imagine my experience will be different.

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you also don’t care about taste, so I guess it doesn’t matter

I care about taste, but I don’t prioritize it.

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I will take the crab and shrimp…the other stuff is a nope from me haha. Well…the veggies are fine too

I genuinely think there is not a single animal I won’t eat.

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I randomly thought about eating seagulls a while back, googled it, changed my mind:

ā€œIt tasted like bad game meat sprinkled with rotted fish juice.ā€

Warning that article will make you hungry and want to eat a porcupine. (I have no idea who the dude is but fun job).

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Finished off the day with a 3 mile run with the Mrs. After BBB squats yesterday and Juarez Valley this morning, my legs feel like lead.

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Well seafood is where i draw a line…im a born and raised alberta boy so i like cows, chicken, pig and some game meat like deer, moose and bear. I like fish/fishing too but i dont eat a ton of fish.

I hear catfish tastes like butt

You haven’t had good catfish then, but yeah, it’s not the best

Haven’t had any

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probably not worth trying for you considering that you have access to much better fish

I live along the wrong coastline

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:slightly_frowning_face:
awww… well at least you still have moose

@bigdaddi My wife’s mom is similar. She grew up on a farm, will eat a fair amount of land animals, but fish sticks are as exotic as she goes for the aquatic, haha.

@voxel I’ve enjoyed the catfish I’ve had, but folks are turned off by them being bottom feeders. My grandpa had a house in Florida with a dock, and we used to catch catfish with hot dogs and bread. They’ll eat ANYTHING, haha.


Settle in: this’ll be a long one.

First the training.

BBB BEEFCAKE, Week 3, Day 4

AM WORKOUT (0430 Wake up via dog)

CIRCUITS (chin-bench) plate rest between sets, 2 min before final set

Chins (underhand)
100 reps total

Axle bench press
5xAxle
5x156
5x216
5x246
5x276

SUPERSETS (bench-row) 2 min between sets

Axle bench press 216
5x10

DB rows 90
5x10

50 band pull aparts

DB bench press 90s rest pause (12 deep breaths between sets)

(Upright) 1x4
(5) 1x3
(4) 1x4
(3) 1x4
(2) 1x5
(1) 1x5
BW Dips 10+10+10+10+10
25 pushdowns

Poundstone curls
154xAxle

POST WORKOUT SHAKE

30 GHRS
20 Standing ab wheel
40 reverse hypers

PM WORKOUT (1600)

CONDITIONING: Going to call this one ā€œDan John’s Mistakeā€

Tabata intervals

8 rounds of 95lb thrusters
7 rounds of 45lb KB swings (first 2 rounds 2 handed, next 5 rounds 1 handed alternating each swing)
1 round 95lb thruster

Notes:

LIFTING

Starting my first of 2 12s, although with daylight savings one of them is an 11, so that’s cool. Got in the early bench workout, which allowed me to be tired enough to grab a nap before that conditioning workout.

The topset of bench was challenging but mangable. 275lbs is always a significant number to me. When I first got to college I got a wild hair to test my bench max after a few years of lifting, and I ended up at 275lbs. Anytime I move that weight on bench, it brings me back. 5x275 isn’t my best, but it’s something I’m happy with at this point in my life, with all the circumstances surrounding it.
I paused the first 2 reps of the first set of 216 and found out that wasn’t going to happen for the rest of the workout. This week was the right degree of heavy and challenging.

The weight on rows isn’t changing, but the technique is. Really focusing on the squeeze and contraction. Milking the most out of it.
I did much better on the DB benching than I anticipated. My arms are beat to hell from the log work, so getting the bells into position was a challenge, but strength for pressing was solid. Also, I’m doing this workout in my bedroom slippers because I’m too lazy to change shoes, so I didn’t have the best footing.

CONDITIONING

Alright, onto conditioning. The title is awesome. Dan John originally prescribed Thrusters for Tabata work in the way back when, and later walked it back saying it was a bad idea. Reading that something is a bad idea tends to get my attention, so I gave it a try. They will absolutely smoke you. I DID find that the press portion became the limiting factor over time, which is why I can imagine Dan preferred front squats for this. I tacked on the swings to get in more conditioning time and keep it Dan John-esque. Were I to do this again, I’d alternate rounds of thrusters and swings to allow recovery between the exercises. Another option would be thrusters 1 round, front squats the next. Could also do all 3. There’s so much room for modifications.

LIFE

My kid had their first Tang So Do lesson today and they are completely in love with it, so now we’re signed up. I was happy with the instruction. I’m VERY happy with the business practice. No contracts, month to month, about half the price of what we paid back in 1990s dollars when I was doing it as a kid: definitely not the ā€œmoney machineā€ that a lot of martial arts schools end up as. The stances and basics are very similar to what I learned and what I was teaching my kid from Tae Kwon Do, so it’s nice to have some transferrable skills, and there’s a chance my kid can test out of the basic class, which is cool. I have to restrain from becoming the coach from the sideline with my kid, as this is ultimately what my kid needed. I loved training them, but it was becoming too stressful for both of us, and they didn’t have anyone their size to train with/practice on.

Also, the Tang So Do school is literally next door to a cupcake bakery. Kismet.

NUTRITION

Tried out the riced cauliflower oatmeal. It scratched the itch. I put too much cashew milk in it and turned it into more a porridge/soup, but then added in some Walden Farms chocolate syrup and thickened it back up. Good flavor too. I’ll add the pancake syrup next time. Might incentivize me to get their blueberry or strawberry flavor. Overall, I’ll call it a win, and it’s something else I can include alongside my breakfast.

On that note, I keep catching myself undereating. When I can find ways to shave off food total, I tend to take it. My instincts are still all backwards. That said, breakfast seems to be the meal where I allow myself the most leeway, so I keep loading it up with what I can. I still have my ā€œthou shaltsā€, but even those seem to flex if I go totally off script. Such as today, where I had a Chinese buffet for lunch. I am proud of how I ate there today: no mental calculations or binging on veggies to get full or anything like that: I hit up the Mongolian grill portion, loaded up on meat and veggies, then did an ā€œaround the world’ trip at the buffet line where I grabbed 1 of each item that looked good. Which, if you’ve ever tried that, you’ll STILL have a full plate when it’s done: which shows just how MUCH food you get at a buffet if you load up the ladle.
I tried out Sunbutter tonight as part of my high fat meal, and I’m kicking myself for having not had it earlier in my life. It’s amazing, and pretty much pure fat, some protein and almost zero net carb. I can’t find solid information on the Omega 6 content, but I think I get enough Omega 3s to not worry about it. I believe this will eventually replace peanut butter in my diet, but right now I’m going to rotate between peanut butter, almond butter and Sunbutter. Should also help prevent me from developing allergies.

I’m still doing the high fat meal in the evening and then grassfed cottage cheese immediately before bed. I think it’s been good for me, but I’m falling slightly out of love with the high fat meal. It was originally to help me sleep through the night, but I’m still waking up about every hour after midnight. I like getting my fats in, the meal is yummy, but I don’t quite so much enjoy going to bed feeling like a gassy whale and waking up in the morning with a world ending bowel movement. I may take to alternating between high fat meals in the evening with high lean protein meals, or at least vary my fat source away from pure nut butters. Once again, no shortage of options.

On the digestion front, cleaning out my work water bottle was a game changer, and I’m actually digesting and absorbing nutrients. That’s a positive.

The program is getting challenging, so that should be the catalyst to keep eating big.

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I’m very confused, is this because of some fungus or bacteria?

That would be my guess, yeah. Ran it through the dish washer and my digestion problems stopped.

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Interesting. I never washed my water bottle when I was at school, but didn’t have noticeable improvements in digestion issues once I came to Florida and drank out of a washed glass, but

does have me thinking. Maybe I’m absorbing more nutrients now that I’m not drinking from a dirty water bottle

I was legitimately passing food wholly undigested for a while. I imagine your tendency to binge and purge already has issues with digestion, but combined with other elements like that it can definitely make things even crazier I’m sure.

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:scream: okay, that never happened to me