Rebirth of the Juggernaut: Brute Force and Ignorance (Part 1)

Sounds great - actually horrible :joy::joy:

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Full disclosure, I’ve never canned venison but that’s how my grandma used to pickle pork belly , can’t imagine the process would be that much different

The process is exactly like corned beef, I just don’t like it. My parents in the uk still eat tinned corn beef. If mum tries to give me that in a sandwich I always just say ā€˜it’s not the war anymore’

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Not going to lie I’ve got kind of a hankering for a shit tin of corned beef after reading this.

When I want a super quick easy protein and carbs meal, instant noodles and corned beef (or pot noodle and tuna). Corned beef sandwiches also work well - @simo74 who cares if it’s not the war what’s wrong with a tin of weirdly mashed up cow bits?!

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With mustard or branston pickle ?

It’s wrong pure and simple it’s wrong

But it’s made of dead cow and salt it’s patently awesome.

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I prefer that tinned ham with the jelly all over it :wink:

If I may interrupt the conversation on canned meats for a second, I weighed in a 191.2 this morning, and that was with an energy drink and protein bar in my system.

I’m approaching about 20lbs of bodyweight lost since the beginning of March at this rate. I honestly don’t know where I intend to stop, as this has been a very easy fat loss phase, and my deadlift leverages seem to improve while my pressing isn’t completely free falling. If nothing else, I’m not going to push bodyweight gain until I’m done with the initial lipitor run in 3 months, so that I don’t skew the results. If things go well there, I might try to do a full on clean bulk with the new nutritional protocol I’ll have established. Otherwise, might be time to be down a weight class rather than up.

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Knowing you, that’s probably a sign to keep pushing

No end in sight for now. I may just push it and see if I can get absolutely peeled, but if nothing else, I’ll have the ability to ride a significant rebound.

It is a balancing act of ensuring I am still ā€œbigā€ in my mind. So far, I haven’t reached a point where I look at myself and think I’m getting small, but I have caught an occasional glance in the mirror and felt flat. Since I’m doing this for me right now, rather than for anything else, appealing to my psychology is probably the biggest variable to maintain.

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AM WORKOUT

DARKHORSE-esque PRESS DAY

MAX EFFORT GIANT SETS (chin-press-abs-boxing)

Close grip NG chin
5xBodyweight
5x30
5x55
5x80
5x105
5x130

Log clean and strict press away
5xLog
5x150
5x170
Long break fighting with bumpers
5x200
4x220
3x220

Standing ab wheel
6x6

Boxing slip line drill
6x30 seconds

STRENGTH GIANT SETS (row-press-abs-boxing)

DB handle row 120
3x8

Axle strict press 176
1x10
1x1
1x10

Standing ab wheel
3x8

Boxing slip line drill
3x30 seconds

ASSISTANCE WORK (15 minutes unbroken: dips-band pull aparts-DB overhead press-pushdowns-lateral raises-pull aparts-dips-repeat)

Dips
1x42
1x20
2x15
2x13

DB overhead press
10x30
10x25
10x20
10x15

DB lateral raises 15s

Band pull aparts

Band pushdowns

CONDITIONING

10 minutes on the BAS (20 seconds on/10 seconds off)

Notes: 90 seconds rest between sets. In between the set of 170 and 200 on the log, the bumpers I loaded on the log got stuck on the loading handle, and I spent a good 10 minutes wrestling them off. Took a lot of energy in a humid garage, and eventually had to break out the hand sledge to pound them off. None of the equipment damaged, but it took a bit out of me. My groin/psoas/whatever held up pretty well today, and I was able to actually get a stretch on the ab wheel, but the topset of log was still a bit shakey. Went after it twice to see if I could make it happen, but it wasn’t to be. After that point, I was fried, and when I attempted my second set of axle strict press, I blacked out. Vision went faded, the music I was listening on the stereo started skipping, the whole shebang. I racked it, cut it out of the giant set, came back later and got it. Because my press volume was low for the day, I threw in the DB pressing into the assistance work. I liked having it there: it may become a staple.

Workout went WAY longer than it should have with that log wrestling match, and I was dead. I may need to increase the calories in my pre-training meal. Now that I’ve eliminated pretty much the last bit of junk I was allowing myself, things are pretty slim.

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Oh yeah: something I forgot to mention is that I was able to wear my normal belt with the soft belt under it, which is set 1 notch closer than the belt I typically use. Another sign of weight dropping, but also a sign I need to tighten that belt before my next set of pulls.

Here’s to change

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For the canned salmon, sauteeing some mushrooms (or just microwave) and mixing them in is quite delicious and hassle free
If you can spare the sodium, it’s also great with saurkraut.

Practically vegan now.

Don’t push it… :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

@anna_5588 From what you have written in the past, you and I exist on different ends of the spectrum regarding flavors, haha. Sodium isn’t a concern of mine though, and I eat sauerkraut daily. I’m most likely just going to mix it in with whatever my veggies du jour are and throw in some sugar free BBQ sauce or buffalo sauce.

@mattjp I’m actually eating MORE animals now, haha. Before, fish and fowl were safe from my reach.


TKD Lesson had a positive in that we had enough balance today to actually do roundkicks properly AND even throw in a few double kicks. Got to talk TKD fight theory and why they’re so big on the chamber. That was cool. However, struggled a LOT with listening today, and came to a head when I asked my kid not to learn against the wall and they did it in front of me just to show me that they could (made eye contact, smiled sweetly, the whole shebang). Had some words, redefined the student/teacher vs dad/child relationship, hopefully sorted out for the way forward.

Also picked on my kid for how slowly they get off the floor. Wouldn’t be a big deal if they didn’t end up there so much from falling over. I legit threw myself to the floor and got up in the span of time it took my kid to recover from losing their balance. Also got to throw a few high-ish kicks on my own, so at least it means I’m healing well.

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