Reasons to Live

Contrary to popular belief…

this is what life is all about:

The first strawberry in spring;
Sunsets in Santa Monica at the pier;
Henry Rollins screaming Low SO;
getting to first base;
Sequoia trees & fireflies;
laughing hysterically at the top of my lungs;
being yelled at by SSgt Smith;
deadlifting 600lbs;
protein shakes at 5am;
Will we ever reconcile Big and Small?

boobs

Because some people arent given the option of life.

Because billions of years of evolution have left me with a desire to avoid the alternative at all costs.

Blueberries under $5 for a double size pack.

Boobs.

Pussy, beer, and cheeseburgers.

Boobs.

Chipotle.

MXC on SpikeTV.

Life itself is reason to live.

Living to ruin the lives of others by being a total asshole.

I mean…uh…

Because suicide is basically for pussies.

“If you can’t find something to live for, find something to die for.” Tupac Shakur

sitting in a hot tub on a cold winter night

and boobs… but more specifically the things you can do with them; i.e. licking, sucking, motorboating, etc.

[quote]Billmelater138 wrote:
sitting in a hot tub on a cold winter night

and boobs… but more specifically the things you can do with them; i.e. licking, sucking, motorboating, etc.[/quote]

You motorboating son of a bitch.

man are you a virgin? sex is THE reason to live.

Cold beer, warm women and loose shoes.

There is no reason to live.

That’s what makes life beautiful.

Everyone goes searching for “meaning.”

With no idea that to find that meaning would make life a prison, as you’d have to live your life now by a static concept.

Don’t look for meaning.

Meaning is right there with you, all the time, and needn’t be anounced.

There is no reason to live.

That’s what makes it so damned beautiful.

[quote]ballin wrote:
man are you a virgin? sex is THE reason to live.[/quote]

Don’t be pathetic.

Sex is great. Sex is wonderful. I love sex, and I have it often.

But accomplishment, self-reliance, personal achievement, increasing performance - are much better “reasons” to live than sex.

I guess for the guy who has trouble GETTING sex, sex is the reason to live.

But if women and sex come easily to you, you get to find out sex isn’t that big of a deal: its what you do when you aren’t working on yourself - when the sun has gone down, the body is too tired to work anymore - and you have this hot chick in your living room.

But sex is a reason to live? Sounds hollow to me.

Getting to fight in a cage for fun. Looks like a good reason to live to me.

sunday afternoon marathons of “hogan knows best”

[quote]wires wrote:

But sex is a reason to live? Sounds hollow to me.[/quote]

Damn dude…overthinking this just a littlt bit? How come you didn’t respond to those who said, “boobs”. My point is, I seriously doubt that this person’s only real reason to live is sex.

Actually, sex is not hollow at all.

Its one of the major drives in all animal life.

First is survival, second is procreation Compare most peoples lives and you will find their major actions revolve around these two drives. Don’t give me any of that “because most people do it its wrong” crap, its something that drives all animals.

Quickly followed by self-esteem activities and star-gate reruns. Oh and asthetic things… like boobs.