What do you read on the can?
I like turtles
I’ll read/flip through whatever is available. If I had a choice, Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader (any version). Why not learn something when you’re droppin’ a deuce?
[quote]Chewie wrote:
I like turtles[/quote]
The sports section.
There’s a mag rack in my can with various news, liftting, and hunting and shooting mags. Just need something to grab and read a paragraph or two of interest to facilitate flow and comfort whilst shatting.
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GameInformer
Jacked Diesel threads 
newsweek or consumer reports
Right way to poop?
We’ve got a fine collection of shit - erature.
News and women’s mags, a joke book and a history book called The Discoverers.
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I’ve got a big collection of horror stories I keep in my bathroom right by my john to read.
This way when I get the shit scared out of me, I don’t stain my drawers.
I usually read by candle light too…adds dramatic effect
Guns and Ammo, or a titty mag. Mags only due to the pictures.
No chance to read, because I poop too quickly. Wipe, wash and I’m out of there.
Though, I do read while I eat. Helps me to slow down, chew, release enzymes, and improve digestion.
Sort of the opposite of reading on the can?
I usually print out a lame rant thread and wipe with it when I am done.
I never understood reading while taking a shiat. I don’t want to spend anymore time in the bathroom than absolutely necessary.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
I usually print out a lame rant thread and wipe with it when I am done.[/quote]
A witty and scathing retort. I am shocked and awed.
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[quote]Dedicated wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
I usually print out a lame rant thread and wipe with it when I am done.
A witty and scathing retort. I am shocked and awed.
D[/quote]
When making fun of a person’s wit it is important to be witty.
[quote]UtahLama wrote:
Dedicated wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
I usually print out a lame rant thread and wipe with it when I am done.
A witty and scathing retort. I am shocked and awed.
D
When making fun of a person’s wit it is important to be witty.
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Very true. I guess wit isn’t one of my few talents.
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