I would have puked all over her back… good god I need another shot of test !!! Bleh
I’ve always imagined I’d wear a condom for this. Do you not always do that?
Nope
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OMG Stud talk about deflating ones boner. That was really grouse.
Google/Amazon/whatever female hygiene douche they are dirt cheap.
NO ONE deserves shit on there dick.
True. But sometimes it’s the price one must
Pay.
Ive quite a bit of experience w butt sex w various women over the years. Every now and then. Oops!!
(Or should I say “poops”)
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That’s just fucking sick! Lol
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But I lol’d
No it is not.
There is something wrong with the women you are butt fucking if you are getting shit on your dick. You may end up getting something you can’t wash off. thinking STD, Aids. This ain’t the 70’s anymore.
No there is nothing wrong with them you asshole. That is where we shit from. If you are spur of the moment going in there all bets are off. She doesn’t control if she has one in the chamber.
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If I gotta tell my wife to douche and all that shit, she will not do it even more. But she will clean pretty good in the shower.
But if I smell that shit while banging the shit hole I will lose my wood.
Here’s my next line to get it…
You want me to f your mouth or ass? It’s really a win win .,
There’s nothing wrong with my gf whom I’ve been with for 3 years.
If you think for a second there won’t be a time you stick your dick In a woman’s rectum and you WONT get shit on it, you have little experience. So pipe down you grumpy fuck.
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My issue is that I’m horny as hell, wife is not at all. She is pregnant so her boobs are huge and I really want to have sex with her bad, but always “I’m tired, I’m this I’m that”
Now, I am starting to get really frustrated. I watch chaturbate and see girls sucking balls and licking asses etc, and I get pissed, all I want is a freaking BJ once in a while.
I know it’s not her fault, but damn, if she wanted me to do anything I would do it. I’m 41 and hope sex isn’t starting to fade. I can’t cheat so that’s out. Anyone else out there like this and advice how to cope? I feel like a teen again, having to jo in a bathroom quietly.
She’s pregnant, dude. Whether your sex life is headed downhill or not is impossible to tell. My wife was horny as shit during our first pregnancy and irritable as shit during our second, and we still have sex almost daily.
Try to understand - her body is in the process of literally creating a human that is growing exponentially and feeding off of her more every day.
It sucks ass. Im a naturally horny person, and on my worst day I can go several times, never been any other way. I had to take care of my own shit for a while there. No advice but to try to make her feel sexy and deal with it when she doesn’t.
Well said. I gotta stop watching those cams, those girls are crazy nymphs, I just gotta be patient and not as selfish
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It’s not selfish to want sex or to be frustrated when you don’t get it. Just keep things in perspective and it’ll work out better for you when she gets back to her norm.
I feel the same as u. Wife is not pregnant though. Am 42.
I basically want sex everyday. Want bjs frequently BUT I compromise. It’s hard no pun intended. But today for example had sex 2x.
I also see porn am like damn. She should lick my ass etc etc. but porn is not reality. You both got to do what’s acceptable to both.
But am always trying to persuade her to do push her comfort level and try stuff. And sometimes she tries stuff. So it’s all good at the end.
I think of getting bjs on the side but I am so against cheating. She gives bjs on occasion but I basically gotta scrub my duck with bleach. Lol
She has a stressful job so we have weekend sex. Summer when she off it’s way more frequent.
Being ur wife’s pregnant I would not push it. Settle for a handjob. Whatever. The baby and mom is number 1 priority not ur dick.
And I tell her the same think I JO as I was in high school.
I’ve been married 18 years there’s just certain things she will not do. Hey if I married some whore maybe I would have been divorced cause she would suck everyone.