Raped by a Bird

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No shit.

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hahaha

funny shit

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So what? No different than anything that happens in my bedroom. Jack Urboady digs the birds, maybe that was him in the video.

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I’m in shock that this thread was not started by Jack Urboady.

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The photographer was asking for it!!

Did you see the way he was dressed?!?

Fucking whore!

I think since they let the bird go to town on his head for a bit, that they could have at least let him finish, for godsakes.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:
The photographer was asking for it!!

Did you see the way he was dressed?!?

Fucking whore![/quote]

I know, tell me about it! All he needed to seal the deal was a fucking hat and some ripped, ass-tight jeans.

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I was totally expecting this to be one of Jack Urboady’s friends saying that a fat woman from adultfriendfinder raped him.

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Wow.

Stephen Fry on T-Nation…how two worlds collide in an orgy of exotic ornithology.

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That bird owned his ass! I mean head! That was an awesome you tube video! “Wow he’s really going for it!” and that parrots face were priceless!

And must agree with Cbear, thought Jack Urboadys was gona tell us how he got raped by a whale who he met on the net coz he was wearing his skinny jeans, and he can’t fully remember coz he was shitfaced from crap beer and crack

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[quote]Dwigs wrote:
That bird owned his ass! I mean head! That was an awesome you tube video! “Wow he’s really going for it!” and that parrots face were priceless!

And must agree with Cbear, thought Jack Urboadys was gona tell us how he got raped by a whale who he met on the net coz he was wearing his skinny jeans, and he can’t fully remember coz he was shitfaced from crap beer and crack[/quote]

LOL

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Endangered or no endangered, I’d punch that bird in the fucking face if it did that to me…

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Amazing thread is amazing

9/10

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[quote]NIguy wrote:
Endangered or no endangered, I’d punch that bird in the fucking face if it did that to me…[/quote]

This post oozes testosterone.

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[quote]NIguy wrote:
Endangered or no endangered, I’d punch that bird in the fucking face if it did that to me…[/quote]

Then you could insult his mother while he was down.

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I blocked Jack so I can’t see his shitty posts. Life is great. But to my surpirse this thread was not created by him. There is a God.

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seriously, he should have at least tried to get it off his head. must have been a queer feeling to have that happen.

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LMAO.
you are being shagged by a rare parrot, he looks really happy.

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[quote]CBear84 wrote:
I was totally expecting this to be one of Jack Urboady’s friends saying that a fat woman from adultfriendfinder raped him. [/quote]

x2

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Alright, maybe I picked a wrong title. XD

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I love how the other photographer is sort of hinting that maybe the bird is fucking his head, and should make him stop.

Umm, he`s getting a little frisky

Guy still doesn`t stop it

...do you think he`s attempting some sort of mating rituale.....he is!

Should have just said, `For fuck sakes its humping your head, maybe you should lift it off``