Look, I don’t know if you did it or not, but, for real, you should drive somewhere and fight me. Top ten reasons:
Everyone else gets called out. I’m tired of waiting for someone to call me out and feeling ignored.
If you did do it, that’s not nice.
I will Increase my Explosive Force - Instantly! on you, and you will be so crushed.
I have watched many UFC fights and absorbed everything, including the commercials.
My 9th grade English teacher once held me after class and told me I had amazing eyes. I didn’t know if this was a come-on (she was WAY older than me and didn’t look like HolyMac’s teacher) or a random prelude to a discussion of something totally unrelated, but I got scared and bolted before I could find out. Things were pretty uncomfortable in that class for awhile, and never quite the same after. Obviously, I should kick your ass.
This was going to be a top-ten list, but I’m tired. Suck it! (Or fight me over it – reason #6!)
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
polo77j wrote:
… he’d just be another annoying anteater
there’s another kind?[/quote]
well right now NeelyDan is NeelyDan … if NeelyDan didn’t reference NeelyDan in the third person incessantly, NeelyDan would lose NeelyDan’s charm and cease to be NeelyDan the anteater and transform into that anteater guy
[quote]polo77j wrote:
WormwoodTheory wrote:
polo77j wrote:
… he’d just be another annoying anteater
there’s another kind?
well right now NeelyDan is NeelyDan … if NeelyDan didn’t reference NeelyDan in the third person incessantly, NeelyDan would lose NeelyDan’s charm and cease to be NeelyDan the anteater and transform into that anteater guy
Someone called out NeelyDan before I did? I feel so… deflated. There went my explosive force – instantly!
Neely is the type to play hard to get – he never calls-you-out back.
Guys, serious question: If a stranger’s never driven more than 50 miles to fight you over something you said on the internet, does that make you a, uhm, ah – does that make you a virgin? There – I said it! I’m so embarrassed, but, oddly, I feel like a huge weight’s been lifted from my shoulders at the same time.