(Rant Warning) Those Who Love Me, Can't Help Me...

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[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Jaybee wrote:

Ok now I’m in a jovial mood, but still, to those boys above with the dumb commentary, if you don’t want to read a rant, don’t open up a thread entitled with “Rant” as the first word!!

Seems simple enough to me.

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I don’t think any of us have a problem with rants in the least, but it’s common courtesy to have it make sense.
I don’t mean to be sarcastic but is English your second language?
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Ironic that you claim to not understand and imply that English is not my first language, yet the guy below you is located in Austria, a nation whose official language is German, given which the chances are pretty high that his first language is not English.

But it made pretty good sense to him.

Annnnnnnyway… I’m feeling pretty good today, so just because you asked soooo nicely, I’ll break the above rant down into its composite elements;

  1. Women expect us men to do all the difficult work that doesn’t involve childbirth;

  2. Women don’t fuck fatties unless they’re rich or powerful (I do have some cash but I don’t care to advertise it - and maybe I oughtta). And yes, I’m aware of the hypocrisy that I myself would never screw a fat or ugly chick, yet now my own flab is falling off, I’m feeling pissed off that the girls are NOW starting convo’s, NOW smiling at me unprompted, and NOW asking “Do you work out?” when I take off my coat.

So, the common topic in the above is…women. Can’t live with 'em, can’t shoot 'em.

:wink:

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so, you dont like women?

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Yeah but Orion’s smarter than me, so that’s not fair.

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[quote]Nards wrote:
Yeah but Orion’s smarter than me, so that’s not fair.[/quote]

That is not true, I am as dumb as a box of rocks.

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Yeah, but at least you got rocks. My box are empty.

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[quote]Jaybee wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Jaybee wrote:
…and those who can help me, don’t even give a fuck about me.

First off, this is a rant as I’m pissed off at the moment, I don’t really know why I’m posting this anywhere, why I’m posting this here, and I have no damn idea what reply I want. So I’m just gonna throw it out - and be done with it.

You get to a point in your life as a man when your needs become so specialist, it seems like nobody can help. This has long been a source of irritation with me, since I’m the guy every other person comes to with questions that begin with, “How…?”, I’m the guy everyone calls when they want heavy lifting (pun VERY much intended). The tough, prickly, thorny, hard things in life, like how to diagnose a sickly parent when the Doc’s have got it wrong; what career advice to give to a young fella trying to get into a PARTICULAR industry/profession; outlining a strategy to turn around a failing business; adding a new laptop to the home network.

You get the idea.

They want the heavy lifting done, they come to me. But what the hell does anyone else have to offer? Nothing.

I’ve just got down to 18%BF. Now, after YEARS as a fat fucker, the girls are starting to look again. As a bodybuilder, what more do we want?

But what REALLY fucking irks me is advice given from a well-meaning female friend who’s 55, never been with another man apart from her husband, and says, “It doesn’t matter you’re fat, you can still get laid with quality babes!”

Yeah…

Before I hit post, yes, I’m aware you fellas have given me invaluable advice on training and diet. Yes, I get the feeling one of you smart-arses was a player with a gut.

Rant over. Bring it. Whatever “it” is.[/quote]

Brother, I was just gonna give you an internet hug. But whatever.[/quote]

Don’t worry, your avatar had the same effect. :slight_smile:

Ok now I’m in a jovial mood, but still, to those boys above with the dumb commentary, if you don’t want to read a rant, don’t open up a thread entitled with “Rant” as the first word!!

Seems simple enough to me.

Ok, party back on, lads…[/quote]

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[quote]Jaybee wrote:
…and those who can help me, don’t even give a fuck about me.

Blah blah blah.

Rant over. Bring it. Whatever “it” is.[/quote]

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I have to say I am in the camp of those who really can’t understand your point. Other than getting leaner is attracting more women I am lost.

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[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
I have to say I am in the camp of those who really can’t understand your point. Other than getting leaner is attracting more women I am lost. [/quote]

I’m with you. I skimmed it a few times. The summary was great and clarified everything. Getting leaner does, in fact, attract more women. Who knew?

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So basically you are bitching because you are a hypocrite?

If I understood you correctly, you said that YOU won’t fuck any fatties, but you are mad that now that you’ve lost weight, women are starting to pay more attention to you? Because somehow you felt ENTITLED to their attraction because YOU were a “nice guy” and did “all the heavy lifting” (i.e. - did a bunch of shit for random women in hopes of getting their approval)…

Gotcha!

LMAO!

GROW THE FUCK UP

Good luck with your weight loss, cuz that’s about the ONLY thing you’ve got going for you.

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I think we all learned a valuable lesson today.

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[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I think we all learned a valuable lesson today.

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OP does not like this woman.

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:
So basically you are bitching because you are a hypocrite?

If I understood you correctly, you said that YOU won’t fuck any fatties, but you are mad that now that you’ve lost weight, women are starting to pay more attention to you? Because somehow you felt ENTITLED to their attraction because YOU were a “nice guy” and did “all the heavy lifting” (i.e. - did a bunch of shit for random women in hopes of getting their approval)…
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Close, but you still don’t quite get it. By “Heavy lifting” I’m not talking about helping women so I can get in their pants - women don’t (generally) trade sex for favours. I’m talking about (and you can make that my 3rd bone of contention) what I mentioned in the opening post, that I do for everybody - male and female alike.

Btw, you yourself seem to be under a couple of misconceptions - the trading sex for favours is one, sex for "Nice guy"isms is another. Most definitely not the fastest ways into a girls panties.

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[quote]Jaybee wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
So basically you are bitching because you are a hypocrite?

If I understood you correctly, you said that YOU won’t fuck any fatties, but you are mad that now that you’ve lost weight, women are starting to pay more attention to you? Because somehow you felt ENTITLED to their attraction because YOU were a “nice guy” and did “all the heavy lifting” (i.e. - did a bunch of shit for random women in hopes of getting their approval)…
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Close, but you still don’t quite get it. By “Heavy lifting” I’m not talking about helping women so I can get in their pants - women don’t (generally) trade sex for favours. I’m talking about (and you can make that my 3rd bone of contention) what I mentioned in the opening post, that I do for everybody - male and female alike.

Btw, you yourself seem to be under a couple of misconceptions - the trading sex for favours is one, sex for "Nice guy"isms is another. Most definitely not the fastest ways into a girls panties.[/quote]

dying.laughing.dying.

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stop pussy-aching and grow the fuck up OP. Life isn’t easy and its not going to get better no matter what you do. Enjoy your life for what it is, not what you want it to be.

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