[quote]-ironman- wrote:
When you hold the door open for someone and they don’t say thank you…[/quote]
This reminds me of a friend of mine who worked in Trenton Nj.
He was going into a convenience store, when he sees this good looking girl coming from behind him.
He opens the door open for her, she says nothing.
My friend says, “Hey, you’re welcome.”
She says “Fuck you!”
He was speechless.
A-holes who talk about hurting dumb animals.
Here are a few things that really irk me:
-When somebody goes out of their way to say they know somebody who has bigger pectorals than you. Oh yeah? Get the fuck out of my face.
-A few people I know who want to get stronger and smaller… who are at 7% bodyfat to begin with.
-Height discrimination
-People who think everything is easier for the shorter lifter. “Oh, you look bigger because you’re shorter!” “You can benchpress more than me because you have shorter arms!” “It’s easier for shorter people to stay lean!”
-Dating a girl for months and then having her move 5,000,000 miles away by her own choice… acting like you were nothing.
-Having a girl expect you to be her just-in-case.
-Wrestling coaches who want you to cut 10lbs or more of weight just so you can fill in a weight-class gap.
-People who make fun of me for having an '86 Volvo Wagon. Fuck off. I bought this with my own hard-earned money. My parents didn’t just buy me a Corvette for my sixteenth birthday.
-Extremely liberal vegans who feel they can convince you to be a vegan by telling you how bad commercial farms are.
-The fact only fat bitches seem to find interest in me.
-Fathers who are never and never will be happy with any future plans you have.
-People who don’t clean up after their pet pisses all over their floor. People whose houses smell like dog & cat piss.
Powerplay executives.
The complete douchebags that insist on getting IN the elevator before the people inside get out.
So many people in the world need a punch in the throat.
[quote]NeelyDan wrote:
So many people in the world need a punch in the throat.[/quote]
The OVARIES Dan, the OVARIES.
[quote]NateOrade wrote:
Going to the grocery store and seeing a chick with the most wonderful big tits I’ve seen in several weeks…shopping with her mom.[/quote]
Oh my god dude.
I work at a grocery store during the summer also, and today, right before I got off, this 20 something brunette gets into my line.
Ho-lee-shit.
She had the nicest tits I have ever seen in my entire life. I had the most difficult time bagging her groceries because I kept staring at her tits. I had to continuously remind myself not to look down when I said something to her.
Somehow, I was successful.
[quote]austin_bicep wrote:
Holy fuck have I cancelled other arrangements because people were supposed to call and have plans doing other shit. It ticks me off so much, and I hate being played. I’d rather just be rejected then have to deal with silly little games. I’m so fucking angry cause shit like this is happening to me lately with this one girl. We talked about how we felt for eachother and what’s going on with our lives last night. Had a few brews in us but still I got no direct yes or no answer and I’m on the fence with this. I finally was like Fuck this shit and texted her this monring that i meant what i told her. i hate only chilling at parties and like her a lot. I also said that I want to hang but that is up to her and that it’d be great to here from her, but i understand if i don’t. so we’ll see.
Word of advice don’t play someone. It’s better to rject them so they can move on then to make thoughtful plans that always fall through. I’ve past up multiple opportunities with a few other women as well because of this. Fuck That.[/quote]
I feel exactly the same way.
I have had pretty shitty experiences with trying to get girls lately. The most recent one just left me thinking, “WTF JUST HAPPENED?!”
[quote]ukrainian wrote:
austin_bicep wrote:
Holy fuck have I cancelled other arrangements because people were supposed to call and have plans doing other shit. It ticks me off so much, and I hate being played. I’d rather just be rejected then have to deal with silly little games. I’m so fucking angry cause shit like this is happening to me lately with this one girl. We talked about how we felt for eachother and what’s going on with our lives last night. Had a few brews in us but still I got no direct yes or no answer and I’m on the fence with this. I finally was like Fuck this shit and texted her this monring that i meant what i told her. i hate only chilling at parties and like her a lot. I also said that I want to hang but that is up to her and that it’d be great to here from her, but i understand if i don’t. so we’ll see.
Word of advice don’t play someone. It’s better to rject them so they can move on then to make thoughtful plans that always fall through. I’ve past up multiple opportunities with a few other women as well because of this. Fuck That.
I feel exactly the same way.
I have had pretty shitty experiences with trying to get girls lately. The most recent one just left me thinking, “WTF JUST HAPPENED?!”[/quote]
I know exactly what you mean. I’m in a world of mess. The girl I like hasn’t responded in the manner I would like. Her bestfriend has a thing for me, but IDK how to deal with something like that. I’m getting fucked, hard. Mark Morrison’s “Return of the Mack,” song has seemed to help me cope.
[quote]zephead4747 wrote:
lixy wrote:
how did this end up? [/quote]
I actually wrote that rant list while on a “stake out” to catch the motherfscker.
The affair saw some interesting developments this week;
http://www.T-Nation.com/tmagnum/readTopic.do?id=2177083&pageNo=1#2184675
-Popped collars
-Fauxhawks
-Suburban kids thinking they’re gangbangers
-Soulja Boy
-Drivers who brake when there’s a green light and nobody in front of them
-Shitty spotters
-People that drop dumbells
-Guys who wear their belts for every exercise
-Guys who wear wife beaters when their arms are 12 inches big
-Old naked guys air-drying their ballsac for all to see
[quote]austin_bicep wrote:
I know exactly what you mean. I’m in a world of mess. The girl I like hasn’t responded in the manner I would like. Her bestfriend has a thing for me, but IDK how to deal with something like that. I’m getting fucked, hard. Mark Morrison’s “Return of the Mack,” song has seemed to help me cope.
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I know. This stuff gets fucking confusing.
The girl hasn’t responded to you in the manner you would like? Just wait until you hear this story:
OK, this girl that lived close to me said that she liked me, and I liked her to, but she said we couldn’t go out because her parents won’t let her. (This was the first weird part as she had multiple boyfriends during the school year. (This all happened during the summer. (And yes, this is a triple parenthesis))) I told her we could get away with it, but she said lets just stay friends. Then we hung out all summer, got a lot closer, had one good night alone together, and things we looking great. Then she says she REALLY likes me, and that I am perfect for her.
All of a sudden, she becomes less open and not happy to be around me. With every other guy, she goes crazy happy to see them. With me, it’s just whatever. But then she tries to get all happy and closer to me when we are talking alone. (Even weirder now.)
Then out of the blue she says she can’t handle having a boyfriend, and that we should always stay friends. (This killed me.)
A week later: she starts going out with a fucking senior. This guy only tried to get her in bed, and she said that was messed up (a week earlier).
WTF JUST FUCKING HAPPENED?!
My friend had the best explanation: she’s a whore and used me.
[quote]Regular Gonzalez wrote:
Cortes wrote:
Regular Gonzalez wrote:
It pisses me off how foreign exchange students and lesbians are never as hot in real life as they are in Hollywood movies.
Best. Post.
Interestingly enough, the only hot exchange students at my high school were two Japanese girls. The European and US ones didn’t live up to my expectations.
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From where I’m sitting, most of the extremely hot Japanese girls appear to have remained in Japan 
[quote]ukrainian wrote:
austin_bicep wrote:
I know exactly what you mean. I’m in a world of mess. The girl I like hasn’t responded in the manner I would like. Her bestfriend has a thing for me, but IDK how to deal with something like that. I’m getting fucked, hard. Mark Morrison’s “Return of the Mack,” song has seemed to help me cope.
I know. This stuff gets fucking confusing.
The girl hasn’t responded to you in the manner you would like? Just wait until you hear this story:
OK, this girl that lived close to me said that she liked me, and I liked her to, but she said we couldn’t go out because her parents won’t let her. (This was the first weird part as she had multiple boyfriends during the school year. (This all happened during the summer. (And yes, this is a triple parenthesis))) I told her we could get away with it, but she said lets just stay friends. Then we hung out all summer, got a lot closer, had one good night alone together, and things we looking great. Then she says she REALLY likes me, and that I am perfect for her.
All of a sudden, she becomes less open and not happy to be around me. With every other guy, she goes crazy happy to see them. With me, it’s just whatever. But then she tries to get all happy and closer to me when we are talking alone. (Even weirder now.)
Then out of the blue she says she can’t handle having a boyfriend, and that we should always stay friends. (This killed me.)
A week later: she starts going out with a fucking senior. This guy only tried to get her in bed, and she said that was messed up (a week earlier).
WTF JUST FUCKING HAPPENED?!
My friend had the best explanation: she’s a whore and used me.[/quote]
Trust me bud, I know exactly how you feel. And it’s basically why I’m holding off on random girlfriends. Highschool girls pull the biggest bullshit ever. If I have to deal with some of the bullshit I’ve already ha dto again, I’m deffinately going to go postal.
[quote]zephead4747 wrote:
ukrainian wrote:
austin_bicep wrote:
I know exactly what you mean. I’m in a world of mess. The girl I like hasn’t responded in the manner I would like. Her bestfriend has a thing for me, but IDK how to deal with something like that. I’m getting fucked, hard. Mark Morrison’s “Return of the Mack,” song has seemed to help me cope.
I know. This stuff gets fucking confusing.
The girl hasn’t responded to you in the manner you would like? Just wait until you hear this story:
OK, this girl that lived close to me said that she liked me, and I liked her to, but she said we couldn’t go out because her parents won’t let her. (This was the first weird part as she had multiple boyfriends during the school year. (This all happened during the summer. (And yes, this is a triple parenthesis))) I told her we could get away with it, but she said lets just stay friends. Then we hung out all summer, got a lot closer, had one good night alone together, and things we looking great. Then she says she REALLY likes me, and that I am perfect for her.
All of a sudden, she becomes less open and not happy to be around me. With every other guy, she goes crazy happy to see them. With me, it’s just whatever. But then she tries to get all happy and closer to me when we are talking alone. (Even weirder now.)
Then out of the blue she says she can’t handle having a boyfriend, and that we should always stay friends. (This killed me.)
A week later: she starts going out with a fucking senior. This guy only tried to get her in bed, and she said that was messed up (a week earlier).
WTF JUST FUCKING HAPPENED?!
My friend had the best explanation: she’s a whore and used me.
Trust me bud, I know exactly how you feel. And it’s basically why I’m holding off on random girlfriends. Highschool girls pull the biggest bullshit ever. If I have to deal with some of the bullshit I’ve already ha dto again, I’m deffinately going to go postal.[/quote]
They use you as much as you allow them. I can’t believe you guys actually listen to women’s words as if they mean anything.
[quote]NateOrade wrote:
They use you as much as you allow them. I can’t believe you guys actually listen to women’s words as if they mean anything.
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Yeah, I’m comfortable enough where I can not try to get myself tied down to any particular girl in an effort to get laid. Not to mention this method has a 1:10 sucess rate at best where I am.
I think I’ll wait for someone who isn’t fucked in the head.
Indecisive people.
The guy at the front desk at my gym who’s entertained by my karate and wants me to “show him some moves,” and wants to know if I ever “dealt with that MMA stuff.”
Jealous husbands. I mean, come on, guys. It’s not like you were plowing her like a tobacco field and I threw off your game.
The fact my gym has no cambered chin-up bars. Motherfuckers, my skeleton’s got more odd joints than the elephant man at a Wu-Tang concert, I need angles!
My recent inability to relax into full meditative state.
My lack of washing my car making her less sexxxy than normal.
[quote]Vash wrote:
My recent inability to relax into full meditative state.
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I hate it when I can’t relax into “full meditative state”!
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
21. People who use cliched sayings. In particular: “Rome wasn’t built in a day.”
Shut the fuck up. If only the Romanians could hear you, they would piss on your head.
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And why would romanians care about Rome?
Duh, cuz all roads lead to Rome. Geez.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Duh, cuz all roads lead to Rome. Geez.[/quote]
It makes one wonder: how did they conquer the world if all the roads led to Rome? I can see their generals going "fuck, we’re in Rome again, how the fuck do we get to Ireland, they have great pike there!