A person that drinks a gallon of alcohol every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, but won’t take an aspirin or vitamin because its processed.
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
21. People who use cliched sayings. In particular: “Rome wasn’t built in a day.”
Shut the fuck up. If only the Romanians could hear you, they would piss on your head.
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when people refer to the romans as romanians
Price stickers that don’t come off.
Especially on fruit.
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
threewhitelights wrote:
People that think Romanians are from Rome.
The joke is on you, sweetheart. I was going to put “22. People who will respond that Romanians aren’t from Rome…” but was praying I wouldn’t have to do that.
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The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I’ll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn’t get more meat, I’ll just say, “Oh, you mean this?” and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I’ve hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?
The 400lb woman who can’t wipe her own ass bitching about how second hand smoke is going to kill her. I’m thinking Arby’s…is going to kill your fat ass long before someone smoking across the bar.
People who say they’ll call, wanna hang out and never do, just say you don’t want to F with it and be done.
Management.
Corporate whores.
The got dan telephone.
People who think they are better than everyone else.
Scrawny bastards who walk around with their sleeves rolled up and lats flexed like they are huge!!
[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:
Otep wrote:
18. People that don’t use correct syntax when typing on the internet. Use of slang is okay, and the odd mistake is forgiven (their, they’re, there), but really. Really. I’m almost there with push and just straight up glossing over posts that don’t display the ability to type straight.
I’ve had more than one person tell me that they noticed I always use “punctuation, capital letters, and stuff” on Instant Messenger.[/quote]
I pissed some people off by using correct grammar during texting. I don’t get why they are mad.
[quote]ukrainian wrote:
Chris Colucci wrote:
Otep wrote:
18. People that don’t use correct syntax when typing on the internet. Use of slang is okay, and the odd mistake is forgiven (their, they’re, there), but really. Really. I’m almost there with push and just straight up glossing over posts that don’t display the ability to type straight.
I’ve had more than one person tell me that they noticed I always use “punctuation, capital letters, and stuff” on Instant Messenger.
I pissed some people off by using correct grammar during texting. I don’t get why they are mad. [/quote]
Cause you’re making them feel stupid and inferior. Stop it, please! Why can’t you just be dumb like everyone else? 
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
threewhitelights wrote:
People that think Romanians are from Rome.
The joke is on you, sweetheart. I was going to put “22. People who will respond that Romanians aren’t from Rome…” but was praying I wouldn’t have to do that.
Maybe the fact that I’m an atheist explains things better.[/quote]
Had you done that, that might have been a joke. However, waiting for someone to correct you and then trying to make it seem as though it was intentional isn’t funny, even if it actually was intentional.
[quote]dday wrote:
People who say they’ll call, wanna hang out and never do, just say you don’t want to F with it and be done.[/quote]
I’m with you on this one. I have ‘friends’ that consistently pull that kind of crap. You’ll talk to them on Friday and they’ll say something like, “Yeah man, I don’t have anything going on tomorrow. Let’s grab some beers and hang out. I’ll call you.” Saturday goes by without hearing from them. Then, they’ll call you on Sunday, “Aw sorry, bro. I was tired and just crashed.”
I think you can sum all this up by just saying, “I hate flakes!”
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
ukrainian wrote:
Chris Colucci wrote:
Otep wrote:
18. People that don’t use correct syntax when typing on the internet. Use of slang is okay, and the odd mistake is forgiven (their, they’re, there), but really. Really. I’m almost there with push and just straight up glossing over posts that don’t display the ability to type straight.
I’ve had more than one person tell me that they noticed I always use “punctuation, capital letters, and stuff” on Instant Messenger.
I pissed some people off by using correct grammar during texting. I don’t get why they are mad.
Cause you’re making them feel stupid and inferior. Stop it, please! Why can’t you just be dumb like everyone else? :)[/quote]
I don’t know. I don’t have the brain power of a turtle.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
dday wrote:
People who say they’ll call, wanna hang out and never do, just say you don’t want to F with it and be done.
I’m with you on this one. I have ‘friends’ that consistently pull that kind of crap. You’ll talk to them on Friday and they’ll say something like, “Yeah man, I don’t have anything going on tomorrow. Let’s grab some beers and hang out. I’ll call you.” Saturday goes by without hearing from them. Then, they’ll call you on Sunday, “Aw sorry, bro. I was tired and just crashed.”
I think you can sum all this up by just saying, “I hate flakes!”
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Exactly! I’d rather someone say nah I can’t/don’t want to, what ever, than holding up my life waiting around for their dumb ass to not call or cancel at the last minute.
Wow. I am actually guilty of a few things in this thread. Like not holding doors for people. Why should I? You have two arms, open it yourself!
And when someone is waiting for me to pull out of my parking space… I DON’T DO IT! HA HA HA! I just sit there and fuck with the radio or something. Then they get all mad, jam their gas pedal down and blast right past me, letting me know how pissed they are… THEN I GO! HA HA HA! Sometimes pissing people off is funny! You see them get all red faced and huffy-puffy! HA HA HA! I love it!
Some things do piss me off though, like MMA wannabes. Ugh, these dumb frat boy types that think that since they watch UFC, they ARE an MMA badass or something. Phony tough guys…
[quote]threewhitelights wrote:
Had you done that, that might have been a joke. However, waiting for someone to correct you and then trying to make it seem as though it was intentional isn’t funny, even if it actually was intentional.
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I wasn’t trying to put you down. I was hoping everyone was already familiar with the great Bushism: “When in Rome, do as the Romanians do.”
I guess not everyone has heard that one.
[quote]skaz05 wrote:
And when someone is waiting for me to pull out of my parking space… I DON’T DO IT! HA HA HA! I just sit there and fuck with the radio or something. Then they get all mad, jam their gas pedal down and blast right past me, letting me know how pissed they are… THEN I GO! HA HA HA! Sometimes pissing people off is funny! You see them get all red faced and huffy-puffy! HA HA HA! I love it!
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Why would you do that, though?
If you needed a parking spot and someone pulled that shit on you, it wouldn’t bug you? You don’t need the spot anymore, so just leave and let someone else have it.
Why get territorial over something that really isn’t yours?
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
skaz05 wrote:
And when someone is waiting for me to pull out of my parking space… I DON’T DO IT! HA HA HA! I just sit there and fuck with the radio or something. Then they get all mad, jam their gas pedal down and blast right past me, letting me know how pissed they are… THEN I GO! HA HA HA! Sometimes pissing people off is funny! You see them get all red faced and huffy-puffy! HA HA HA! I love it!
Why would you do that, though?
If you needed a parking spot and someone pulled that shit on you, it wouldn’t bug you? You don’t need the spot anymore, so just leave and let someone else have it.
Why get territorial over something that really isn’t yours?[/quote]
WHen I drive into a parking lot and I see someone about to leave close to the building I’ll wait. I don’t see why you’d want to be a dick.
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
skaz05 wrote:
And when someone is waiting for me to pull out of my parking space… I DON’T DO IT! HA HA HA! I just sit there and fuck with the radio or something. Then they get all mad, jam their gas pedal down and blast right past me, letting me know how pissed they are… THEN I GO! HA HA HA! Sometimes pissing people off is funny! You see them get all red faced and huffy-puffy! HA HA HA! I love it!
Why would you do that, though?
If you needed a parking spot and someone pulled that shit on you, it wouldn’t bug you? You don’t need the spot anymore, so just leave and let someone else have it.
Why get territorial over something that really isn’t yours?[/quote]
It’s not a territorial thing, it’s just that I hate being rushed. I don’t do this every time, just when it is some asshole who REALLY wants me to know that he NEEDS the parking spot NOW by honking at me, flashing his lights, etc… It’s annoying. Don’t act like a jerk and I wont act like one either.
My philosophy is simple. Act like a decent, normal, human being and you ought to be treated as such. Act like a fucking jerk, and be treated as such.
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Why would you do that, though?
If you needed a parking spot and someone pulled that shit on you, it wouldn’t bug you? You don’t need the spot anymore, so just leave and let someone else have it.
Why get territorial over something that really isn’t yours?[/quote]
I don’t wait for a fucking parking spot. I park at the first one I find, and…WALK!!!
Why wait, blocking traffic, and running the engine for a chance to walk 50 feet less?
[quote]rainjack wrote:
PonceDeLeon wrote:
Why would you do that, though?
If you needed a parking spot and someone pulled that shit on you, it wouldn’t bug you? You don’t need the spot anymore, so just leave and let someone else have it.
Why get territorial over something that really isn’t yours?
I don’t wait for a fucking parking spot. I park at the first one I find, and…WALK!!!
Why wait, blocking traffic, and running the engine for a chance to walk 50 feet less?
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I agree, I don’t drive around looking for a spot, but if I drive into a parking lot and I see someone close to the building about to leave, I’ll go for it. Seeking out “good spots” when it takes like 3 extra seconds to walk is pointless.
[quote]dday wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
dday wrote:
People who say they’ll call, wanna hang out and never do, just say you don’t want to F with it and be done.
I’m with you on this one. I have ‘friends’ that consistently pull that kind of crap. You’ll talk to them on Friday and they’ll say something like, “Yeah man, I don’t have anything going on tomorrow. Let’s grab some beers and hang out. I’ll call you.” Saturday goes by without hearing from them. Then, they’ll call you on Sunday, “Aw sorry, bro. I was tired and just crashed.”
I think you can sum all this up by just saying, “I hate flakes!”
Exactly! I’d rather someone say nah I can’t/don’t want to, what ever, than holding up my life waiting around for their dumb ass to not call or cancel at the last minute.
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Holy fuck have I cancelled other arrangements because people were supposed to call and have plans doing other shit. It ticks me off so much, and I hate being played. I’d rather just be rejected then have to deal with silly little games. I’m so fucking angry cause shit like this is happening to me lately with this one girl. We talked about how we felt for eachother and what’s going on with our lives last night. Had a few brews in us but still I got no direct yes or no answer and I’m on the fence with this. I finally was like Fuck this shit and texted her this monring that i meant what i told her. i hate only chilling at parties and like her a lot. I also said that I want to hang but that is up to her and that it’d be great to here from her, but i understand if i don’t. so we’ll see.
Word of advice don’t play someone. It’s better to rject them so they can move on then to make thoughtful plans that always fall through. I’ve past up multiple opportunities with a few other women as well because of this. Fuck That.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
I don’t wait for a fucking parking spot. I park at the first one I find, and…WALK!!!
Why wait, blocking traffic, and running the engine for a chance to walk 50 feet less?
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That’s different. I was assuming there were NO other spots available, which is often the case at my uni’s parking garage. Sucks.
If there are plenty of spots farther away, I’d rather just park there and not waste my time waiting for someone to make their spot available.