And whats the deal with those plastic ends on shoelaces.
A lot’s been covered, here’s mine anyway.
Kids who consider themselves to be good fighters because they have a 10 person posse that follows them everywhere that would jump in immediately
Short skinny Jewish kids riding around in their parents Benz with the fitted hat on sideways, seriously answering their Blackberry with the phrase “Yo nigga, what’s goood?”
Kids who are fucked up on something 24/7
Longtime friends who are now overly obsessed potheads…Bud’s great and all,but there’s other shit going on other than weed…
The New York Mets, and anyone who plays for, supports or endorses them.
Cats and cat people
People who are racist (sexist?) against gays…I’m straight, but I just visited my gay family member up in Provincetown, and I can honestly say that it is the most friendly and accomodating community I have ever experienced. So before you go dissing “fags”, think twice about it.
People complaining about walmart customers when they themselves are walmart customers.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
malonetd wrote:
When chicks have like 700 pillows on their bed.
…and stuffed animals…from past boyfriends.[/quote]
or current boyfriends
- People that hate on Walmart.
Seriously, $8 jeans? Sign my ass up!
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People that that think because I’m doing the ‘olympic lifts’ that I should be in Bejieng.
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The cult of the bulk.
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Friends who you don’t see for a month or two and they start asking you ‘dude, are we still friends?’ We were when you had some self-esteem.
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Landlords who stiff you with bullshit cleaning charges.
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Pack rats. My mother refuses to throw shit away. My parents house is filthy with old shit that has sentimental value. Keep your high-school yearbook, ditch your ab-roller.
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Books. Books are the one item I cannot will myself to throw away. I gotta hang on to 'em. They make me hate moving, but seriously, books are fucking sacred. You buy a book and you enter into a sacred covenant to steward the knowledge and power of the words of that book until you die. Or I die, at least. I hate them because I feel so responsible for them.
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People who hate on smokers. Fuck ya’ll, I’m from Texas.
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Ex girlfriends that call you when they need a self-esteem boost. I am not your emotional tampon. Grow up. I did.
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Friends with talent and drive that get stuck working construction or at starbucks to pay bills after they get out of college. Yes, you probably should have studied something more useful, and no, the world doesn’t owe you a great job, but damn, wasted talent is a big fucking waste.
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Mods that alter your posts. I understand the need to keep the forums free from personal attacks. I like to think my invectives from time to time are more humorous than antagonizing, though.
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People that stare blankly at me when I use big words.
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Not having work and needing it.
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My own fucked-up proportions. My chest overfills a large. My arms have ample space in the sleeves. I need an extra four inches in length though, and no one makes cheap Large/Tall undershirts.
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Whey that gives me noxious gas. I mean… I’m pretty sure it’s ended friendships.
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Vegetarians.
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People that don’t get Shakespeare. It’s verse, but it’s not a foreign fucking language.
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People that don’t use correct syntax when typing on the internet. Use of slang is okay, and the odd mistake is forgiven (their, they’re, there), but really. Really. I’m almost there with push and just straight up glossing over posts that don’t display the ability to type straight.
- People who use cliched sayings. In particular: “Rome wasn’t built in a day.”
Shut the fuck up. If only the Romanians could hear you, they would piss on your head.
- Shakespeare. Yes, he was good, but Oscar Wilde was a better playwright.
Otep:
You are a pimp for #7. I am with you there. I feel most flattered when someone reads a book I recommend them. I feel taste in literature is the most telling of someone’s personality. It is such an intimate portrait of their psyche. To quote (I think) Garcia Marquez: “Your favorite book is like a good lover.”
[quote]Jabbate wrote:
Cats and cat people
People who are racist (sexist?) against gays…I’m straight, but I just visited my gay family member up in Provincetown, and I can honestly say that it is the most friendly and accomodating community I have ever experienced. So before you go dissing “fags”, think twice about it. [/quote]
i used to hate cats aswell, however the one we got about 18 months ago has changed my mind, she is almost human. It’s pretty funny she manages to turn cat haters into cat lovers…worked on my neighbours aswell
i only have a problem with the fairy gays…no problems with gay people, just more pussy for me but the ones who ‘prance’ around really get on my nerves…I mean c’mon you still got testicles at least act like you got a pair
I’m usually not a hateful person but …
-Skinny kids who bicep curl while wearing either a wife beater or a polo shirt.
-People who insist on carrying out a conversation via text messaging.
-Cops who actually take the time to hand out tickets for possession of Marijuana.
-White kids who immerse themselves in Asian culture, join the high school anime club, and wear ninja headbands.
-Adam West’s portrayal of Batman.
If I could then I would definitely go Patrick Bateman on their asses.
This is going to be therarpy.
I belong to a rec center and a library that has those push button things for a handicap door to open. There are many locatons that now have those as well. I love the concept of an electronic handicap only door. Only people who really need should use it.
However, I see all kinds of ‘healthy’ people use it. Worse, I see fat parents bring their fat kids in that way just because it was 4 feet closer than a manual door.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
- The stupid SOB’s at WalMart who will sit and wait for 10 minutes for a parking place.
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Agree wholeheartedly. I don’t get it - this doesn’t really happen anywhere else I go to shop. But everytime I hit up wal-mart it’s like a parade of parking spot stalkers. One time a guy was waiting for around 10 minutes or so for a family to load ALL their groceries and leave their good spot. He had about a 10 car line behind him (no one could get around his huge SUV) and everyone was honking their horn at him, but he obliviously decided to wait anyways.
The worst part is most of these people could really use the exercise of walking a little bit more, hell, it’d probably be more than they usually get in a week.
[quote]DickBag wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
DickBag wrote:
- romanien foreignors who come to ireland, kill our pike then leave for home. fagots.
do people just kill them, to kill them? People do that to dogfish here, it’s sad.
no they kill them because they are hungry cuntes that want free food.
i dont mind people keeping the odd fish here and there to enjoy eating with their family or whatever. but when careless scumbags are lifting as many pike as they can get their hands on thats when it gets too much.
they’l kill 30 pound pike for food. they dont fish for sport, they fish for food. you can see loads of fish scales on the bank of some lakes along with beer cans. they litter everywhere and dont care about destroying excellant pike lakes.
not all of them are like this now but alot of them are. in their own country they use dinamite in lakes to get loads of fish. what does that tell you
idiots.[/quote]
One pound of C-4 explosive = 300 dollars
One boat rental for the day = 100 dollars
Blowing an Irish lake all to holy hell for some fish = PRICELESS
[quote]ComixGuy wrote:
This is going to be therarpy.
I belong to a rec center and a library that has those push button things for a handicap door to open. There are many locatons that now have those as well. I love the concept of an electronic handicap only door. Only people who really need should use it.
However, I see all kinds of ‘healthy’ people use it. Worse, I see fat parents bring their fat kids in that way just because it was 4 feet closer than a manual door.[/quote]
Those things are great when pushing a stroller.
It pisses me off how foreign exchange students and lesbians are never as hot in real life as they are in Hollywood movies.
[quote]Regular Gonzalez wrote:
It pisses me off how foreign exchange students and lesbians are never as hot in real life as they are in Hollywood movies.[/quote]
Best. Post.
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
21. People who use cliched sayings. In particular: “Rome wasn’t built in a day.”
Shut the fuck up. If only the Romanians could hear you, they would piss on your head.
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People that think Romanians are from Rome.
[quote]threewhitelights wrote:
PonceDeLeon wrote:
21. People who use cliched sayings. In particular: “Rome wasn’t built in a day.”
Shut the fuck up. If only the Romanians could hear you, they would piss on your head.
People that think Romanians are from Rome.[/quote]
I assumed he was joking.
Fuck, for his sake I hope it was a joke.
[quote]Cortes wrote:
Regular Gonzalez wrote:
It pisses me off how foreign exchange students and lesbians are never as hot in real life as they are in Hollywood movies.
Best. Post.[/quote]
Interestingly enough, the only hot exchange students at my high school were two Japanese girls. The European and US ones didn’t live up to my expectations.
[quote]threewhitelights wrote:
People that think Romanians are from Rome.[/quote]
The joke is on you, sweetheart. I was going to put “22. People who will respond that Romanians aren’t from Rome…” but was praying I wouldn’t have to do that.
Maybe the fact that I’m an atheist explains things better.
[quote]Otep wrote:
18. People that don’t use correct syntax when typing on the internet. Use of slang is okay, and the odd mistake is forgiven (their, they’re, there), but really. Really. I’m almost there with push and just straight up glossing over posts that don’t display the ability to type straight. [/quote]
I’ve had more than one person tell me that they noticed I always use “punctuation, capital letters, and stuff” on Instant Messenger.
- Every kind of attention-whore, whether it’s an emo, girls that say they won’t go to a party sounding all depressed and then make a big time theatrical entrance for which they’d deserve the Halle Berry Award for Hidiously Overacted Performances, parents that claim having unusually gifted children with ADHD, autism and what not all together which according to them seems like a good excuse to not educate these little fuckers or learn them some manners, everyone of them
-Dogmatic thinkers whose undeniable knowledge is based on random quotes in fancy magazines (“No, it’s not, because I read somewhere that…”).
-Calorie-counters
-Namedroppers in college
-Psychoanalysis and it’s students
-Squeeky girls
-People that eat no breakfast and say that eating too much protein (like 50g per day) isn’t a balanced diet at all and probably will kill you within a week. Usually the kind of people that claim that you can not have more than one egg per week.
-Birds (I find them one of the most appaling animals to look at. That’s why I eat a lot of chicken.)
-People that sigh and complain a lot, usually the kind that can’t see their own responsibilities and blame someone or something else for everything that goes wrong in their life
-Sales tricks