[quote]Artem wrote:
Damn… I thought I was an angry person, but some of you guys get pissed about shit that people do that does not effect you or anybody else at fucking all.[/quote]
therein lies the randomness
The inability to merge on or off of the highway.
For those that are unaware - merging does not involve stopping and never will.
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Fat bitches that were small/tight clothing.
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Class know-it-alls who insist on trying to answer every question raised by the professor, or asking a bunch of idiotic questions that have nothing to do with the topic being discussed in an effort to prove thier brain power to the class.
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Jackassery at the gymn, such as horse play and goofing off that can cause injuries.
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Emos and all of thier habbits.
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Girlie-men who don’t lift or do strenuous physical activity.
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Arrogant bastards who have to brag all the time and tell you how good they are.
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People who recognize me and come up to talk to me in the gymn, but don’t know my name, and never bother with introductions. It is not that fucking hard to stick out your hand and say my name is “x”, I don’t think I got yours, or something similar.
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When one of my friends and I are doing something, and he/she recognizes someone, then goes up to talk to them and has a long conversation and never introduces me, so I have to stand there silently like a jackass to avoid butting in. Introductions are not that fucking hard, and its just a little bit of courtesy.
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Rude people in general, who don’t signal when turning, don’t say thanks after you hold the door open for them.
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Lazy folks who use the automated handicaped doors when thier arms work just fine. If you are not handicaped, reach forward, and open the damn door you lazy fuck.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
PonceDeLeon wrote:
17. That I can’t put money into someone else’s parking meter. There’s actually a law against this? Oh, that’s right, if more people filled up random parking meters, the stupid parking nazis would be out of a job, right?
WTF?[/quote]
It is ‘illegal’ to fill up someone else’s parking meter.
I was stared down by a cop when I was with a friend counting the loose change in my pocket, and looked over to see an expired parking meter. I thought, “Why not help someone out today?”
I saw the cop walking toward us. My friend said he had heard that you can’t refill someone else’s meter. I dropped in a quarter and started walking away.
As I crossed the street, I caught the cop checking out the meter I had just put change in. Probably wanted to see how close he was to scoring another ticket. Motherfucker.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
hel320 wrote:
People that get pissed off over trival stuff.
…People who write on discussion forums about people that get pissed off over “trival stuff”.[/quote]
Touché
[quote]DickBag wrote:
- romanien foreignors who come to ireland, kill our pike then leave for home. fagots.
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do people just kill them, to kill them? People do that to dogfish here, it’s sad.
I get pissed when i visit my parents and they tell me they’ve done everything i told them to do and they still can’t lose weight, as they are eating macadamia nuts by the handfuls.
edit: also when i am putting away my clean clothes and there are socks with no matches… where the fuck did they go?
[quote]marlboroman wrote:
rainjack wrote:
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Those gay-assed, tight, hip-hugging straight leg pants that I see some guys wearing. Add the 2" metal stud belt, and you have the most homo leg covering in history.
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The checkers at the Best Buy who just can’t seem to grasp the concept that I will not be buying an extended warranty.
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The stupid SOB’s at WalMart who will sit and wait for 10 minutes for a parking place.
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The ungodly fat chicks with greasy, nappy headed kids in the WalMart.
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Just about everything associated with a WalMart shopping experience.
no shit here
Walmart seems to attract the laziest fuckers that America has to offer . from the fat , PallMall smokin’ bitch waiting in her car right outside the entrance…to the store manager who leaves the OTHER 15 check-out aisles un-manned .
and for fuck’s sake Walmart Shoppers…take a bath already
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Have you ever noticed that at Walmart you see people that enter into a whole knew level of trashy? Those people that even though you have lived in your town your whole life you have never seen anywhere else. Are they just drawn to Walmart?
[quote]lixy wrote:
- The sons of bitches stealing my food
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how did this end up?
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
It is ‘illegal’ to fill up someone else’s parking meter.
I was stared down by a cop when I was with a friend counting the loose change in my pocket, and looked over to see an expired parking meter. I thought, “Why not help someone out today?”
I saw the cop walking toward us. My friend said he had heard that you can’t refill someone else’s meter. I dropped in a quarter and started walking away.
As I crossed the street, I caught the cop checking out the meter I had just put change in. Probably wanted to see how close he was to scoring another ticket. Motherfucker.[/quote]
That is fucked up.
“Don’t do kind things to random strangers - it’s against the law!”
Definitely on board with the Walmart sentiment.
I call the place Mutant-mart. It’s a toss up as to whether the employees or the customers are the more mutated.
Other random dislikes:
-Rudeness
-Laziness
-Hypocrisy
-Litter bugs
-Complacency
-Condescension
-The “victim” mentality
-People who feel entitled to whatever they want without EARNING it
No more than a few hours ago, I had some trashy woman behind me at Wal-Mart narrating my purchases to someone the next line over while I was being rung up.
“No, she [the cashier] can’t ring up the wine…we have to wait for someone to come and ring up this wine…no, stay there, she has to wait for someone to ring up this wine…she’s under 18 so she can’t ring up this wine…now she’s putting the eggs and the bread in separate bags…”
I just stared at her with a thoroughly flabbergasted look on my face the entire time. She wasn’t even doing it to be rude; it was an actual, honest-to-god narration to her friend (or whoever it was) in the other line. I wasn’t even on this lady’s social radar.
I was only getting some groceries (nothing I wanted to keep quiet about), so I just rode it out. I have heard some of the awkward/ridiculous stories that people have shared online, and I usually think that they either exaggerate or make it all up…but, lo and behold, I experienced my first one this lazy Sunday evening. Figures it would happen at the Wal-Mart.
That’s really all that’s on my list for right now - I just want to be able to shop in peace.
Oh, here’s one. People that drop off the face the Earth the second they start dating someone.
These are the same people that will say to you, “Hey man, where have you been?” As if you’re the one that’s been out of the loop and avoiding everyone.
[quote]SSC wrote:
Another thing, (working at Best Buy,) I see a lot of people who want to bring other people down just because they’re either disappointed with their own shitty lives and couldn’t accomplish anything. They come through my lane acting like assholes for completely unwarranted reasons.
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I cop this a lot, I work at target, the other week some lady had the audacity to tell me that I will be stuck at target forever and am useless in life. Now lets get too what happened before she said this I work in layby, she comes and asks if we have a certain toy in so me being helpful like usual, I call my manager she says no and wont be getting in any for a couple of months.
So I told the lady unfortunately we didn’t have it and if she goes to reception they may be able to find stock elsewhere. And thats when I got yelled at, I had to bite my tongue as the regional manager was there.
I always think the funny thing about this incidence is that I’m the one who is working there, I’m only there to get money. She isn’t being paid to be there and is shopping at target.
other things that piss me off
- incredibly stupid illogical things for example the other night me and my mates where having at the pub(still sober, not drinking the other 3 are) the incident that happened on a Canadian bus came up.
One of them said everyone on the bus was a coward and that he would have been like and I quote " Hey that guy is stabbing him, I’m going to fuck him up", I rolled my eyes. Then about 5 minutes later he said “if I was getting stabbed in the neck while I was asleep I’d wake up and fuck him up”.
The other people with us agreed with me that would not be the first thing you’d be thinking if your still alive at that point.
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the fact petrol prices keep rising yet the government wont at least lower or offer some form of price relief i.e subsidizing petrol, price ceiling
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the fact I start work in 30 minutes
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also I have to wait too see iron man 2, and transformers 2
oh yeah people who seem to shit and piss all over the floor in club toilets, for fucks sake I was diagnosed with crohn’s disease so some nights whilst out I had no other choice…also service stations that dont let you use their facilities, if I need to dookie, Im going to do in the car park jk lol but still fuck
[quote]Professor X wrote:
, I would have placed the toilet paper, the condoms, and the athlete’s foot cream on TOP, bitch.[/quote]
priceless. Only i’d go with Machete, duct tape, garbage bags, rope, and chainsaw oil. See if they say anything then. Oh, and wear a black hoodie with the hood up.
What i hate:
Fat people who don’t try to change themselves.
people who try to pull you from your goals.
people who are such complete assholes that the only thing keeping me from beating the shit outta them is the law.
For example, this one douchebag actually blew an airhorn in my ear, and proceeded to start laughing. Looking back, i wish i had punched him as hard as i could in the face. Everyone else told me later they wished i would have. That kid doesn’t get invited anywhere anymore.
did i mention fat people?
Obviously, a minority have an excuse, such as medical issues, but the vast majority has no such excuse. My step-dad is obese, and it disgusts me to see him eat so much, and get snacks to eat while he watches tv for hours on end.
if you bother to complain about being fat, at least have the goddamn mental strength to just not eat so much. It’s really not that big of a deal to cut 500 calories daily, which, it turns out, might only be 10% if that of your daily intake. jesus…
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Oh, here’s one. People that drop off the face the Earth the second they start dating someone.
These are the same people that will say to you, “Hey man, where have you been?” As if you’re the that’s been out of the loop and avoiding everyone.[/quote]
Oh man, I’m so with you on this one! I’m to the point where I’m going to start looking for some new close friends because 3 of my closest have all recently pulled this shit. 2 of them much worse than 1, 1 of them still hangs out sometimes - but always brings his fucking girl…that’s irritating on a whole new level.
[quote]josh86 wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Oh, here’s one. People that drop off the face the Earth the second they start dating someone.
These are the same people that will say to you, “Hey man, where have you been?” As if you’re the that’s been out of the loop and avoiding everyone.
Oh man, I’m so with you on this one! I’m to the point where I’m going to start looking for some new close friends because 3 of my closest have all recently pulled this shit. 2 of them much worse than 1, 1 of them still hangs out sometimes - but always brings his fucking girl…that’s irritating on a whole new level.[/quote]
I know! Then the other part I hate is when they break up with their girlfriend or boyfriend and now they ring your phone off the hook looking for something to do and want to hang out. Like I’m supposed to be entertaining them in-between relationships.
The thing I hate most is when I get blazed and eat too much of a certain food, get sick, and then never want that food again.
Smoking has ruined carrot cake and ribs for me forever.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
I know! Then the other part I hate is when they break up with their girlfriend or boyfriend and now they ring your phone off the hook looking for something to do and want to hang out. Like I’m supposed to be entertaining them in-between relationships.[/quote]
That’s basically what I am with most of the people I know.
Now on to my list: (most have been mentioned)
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Being single while everyone else is in a relationship. (Yes I realize that a lot of this is my fault, but it still annoys the crap out of me.)
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People in your class who will not do the work and just ask for the answer.
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Lack of respect from adults.
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Girls who use you.
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Repetitive but useless homework. I have done the same problem but with different numbers 10 times already, so do I really need to do it 20 more?
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Not having ANY job openings anywhere near me.
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People who take themselves to seriously. You poke fun a little, and they get pissed to no end.
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High school.
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Really long trips in the car.
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Posers.
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People who refuse to learn about the world. You’re living in a time where the more you know, the better you are off. Ignorance is not a way of life.
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Myspace. I still use it, but some people think too much of it.
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People who always want you to do stuff for them, but then they can never help you.