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[quote]malonetd wrote:
rainjack wrote:
3. The stupid SOB’s at WalMart who will sit and wait for 10 minutes for a parking place.

I hate this anywhere. It really fucking annoys me when people wait for any parking spot. Just park and walk, fucker.

I never wait, unless the person has their reverse lights on. In fact, I usually just park in the first empty spot I see. Sometimes I’ll make one loop through, just to look for a closer one, but that’s it. I don’t wait and I don’t hunt for spots.

Also, if I’m getting in my car and a car stops behind me, waiting to take my spot, I will either just sit there until they leave or get back out of my car and walk somewhere else.

I hate the stalkers even more. You know these guys. They follow me as I’m walking down the parking aisle with shopping bags in my hand. The stalkers slow down and follow behind me waiting for me to stop at my car so they can have my spot.

With these guys, I will stop at a premium parking spot, set down my bags, stretch, then pick up my stuff and walk on. That pisses them off.[/quote]

This is pure gold! I’m definitely going to give the set the bags down and stretch for a bit then continue walking a try lol.

Another thing that pisses me off is drivers who throw trash out their car windows. I’ve actually picked up a bag of whataburger from someone who threw it out onto the street of my neighborhood and went back to pick it up just to throw it back at their front door of the house.

Or even worse, when moms leave the dirty diapers on the parking lot.

I’m a zoo keeper just so it doesn’t get confusing

people who bang on the glass

people who bang on the glass after i told the to stop

people who don’t follow instructions

people who get hurt then come crying to me because they didn’t do what they were told to do

people that smoke on busses talk loudly and little teenage girls that scream at high volumes

cold chips (fries)
one of the birds i work with that sits on my shoulder and bites my neck and ears ten dangles from my ear lobe tryin to give me a DIY piercing
i wanna crush the bugger but i’d lose my job

gay men and fugly women in clubs that wont take “NO” or “NO WAY PISS OFF” for an answer

there will be more, idiots are drawn to me for some reason

[quote]Professor X wrote:
If I wanted everyone in line to know the exact contents of my basket, I would have placed the toilet paper, the condoms, and the athlete’s foot cream on TOP, bitch.[/quote]

ROFL

People who talk loud on their cell phone, so loud in fact that you can hear them all over the store you are occupying with them.

When my roommate:

Drinks all my beer.
Piles up the trash halfway to the ceiling.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
5. Just about everything associated with a WalMart shopping experience.
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AGREED!!!

[quote]DickBag wrote:
3. people who use umbrellas at the slightest bit of rain. GHEY

  1. girly bodybuilders. ( the calorie counting, body fat analysing guy who talks about things like glute ham tie ins)

  2. people who right well structured sentences and talk like politicians online. absolutly ghey[/quote]

  3. But I might get wet.

  4. I had to google glute ham tie in.

  5. Ah, crap. Does this mean you don’t love me anymore?

George carlin did a good job of summing it up:

  • Insomnia

  • People who can’t spell right

  • The sons of bitches stealing my food

  • Heat

  • Roadside distracting commercial billboards

  • Fashion victims

  • People who look at me freakishly because I eat 4 eggs every morning

  • Bittorrent leechers

  • Drunk people

  • Cigarette smoke

  • People who can’t be bothered to use google or read documentation before asking questions

  • Lawyers

  • Mega-corporations

  • La corrida de toros

  • Drug laws

  • Greed

  • Dirty kitchens

  • Hard drive failures

  • Complacency

  • Unracked weights

  • Non user-replaceable batteries

  • Burps from cheap fish oil

  • People talking about books they haven’t read

  • Unwarranted violence

  • Movie spoilers

Hmmm…I realize that I harbour a lot of hate. I should probably let some of it go.

[quote]DeannaV wrote:

  1. People who constantly ask
    “Are you okay??”
    “is something wrong??”
    I was okay, but now i’m PISSED because you’ve annoyed me!!

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That one gets me too. People who ask the same question 8 different ways always get me:

-Do you know when the part starts on Saturday?

  • Nope.

-So you dont know when we need to be there?

  • Nope.

-You dont have any idea when it starts?

  • …Nope.

-Have you heard anyone talk about when it starts?

  • JESUS CHRIST I SAID I DONT KNOW WHEN THE F’N THING STARTS 3 TIMES ALREADY! NO AMOUNT OF REPHRASING THE SENTENCE WILL CHANGE THAT FACT.

How funny, I was going to start a thread called ‘Opinionated?’ but I was beaten to it.

  1. I despise people that brag. Whether it is about getting laid, making money or making gains or their education. There is ALWAYS someone out there who has made more progress than you, so shut the fuck up.

  2. People that love pets but hate children. Makes no sense to me.

2a. Girls that don’t want kids because of “stretch marks, gross.” Is that really a reason not to have offspring, you dumb fuck?

  1. Bouncers. You got this job because you are a big dude, not because anyone thought you were worth something or really S-M-R-T. Your job is no more important than a janitor’s.

  2. People that come into a social setting and ONLY say hello to the folks that they know, ignoring the other people in the room/area. How stupid do you look? Show some goddamn manners. Being shy is not an excuse, you fucking cretin.

  3. Alcohol/literature/food snobbery. You “only” drink 18 year Scotch? Really? Do you have any idea how many good 10-17 yr Scotches are out there, and how many 18 and up Scotches are overpriced and overhyped?

  4. I don’t care what you bench, bro.

  5. People that put milk in tea. What are you, retarded? And no, that doesn’t make it ‘chai.’ Why don’t I order a pepperoni pizza and pick off the pepperonis because I wanted to eat a cheese pizza?

  6. People that complain about paying $4 per gallon but spend at least that, every morning, at Starbucks. FYI: Starbucks does NOT serve fresh coffee.

  7. Corps cutting jobs. It is NOT the difference between zero profit and profit, it is the difference between profit and less profit. I see news of job cuts that imply if the move wasn’t done, the co. would suffer losses. Losses don’t mean NET losses, they could mean less profit than the previous years.

  8. The fact that nobody seems to have a good opinion these days. People just aren’t passionate anymore, and I think it is because their values are not challenged. Values aren’t challenged because we can afford to be ‘different,’ to crawl into this cave of individuality and not worry about being accountable for our beliefs.

And no, you can’t be passionate about ‘Sex and the City’ or ‘motorcycles’ or ‘lifting.’ I mean, what keeps you up at night?

  1. How every guy these days thinks he’s either Scarface or Charles Schwab.

  2. Girls that are pre-emptively rude or short with you because they’re worried you will hit on them, and they’d just rather be off-putting than have to deal with politely telling you they are not interested.

It comes with the territory. If you want to be able to sit on your ass and have men approach you, ergo doing minimal work, then you have to accept that you will get guys approaching you that you may not like. Just as they shouldn’t take rejection personally, don’t take it so personally yourself if they hit on you. Take the flattery, and learn to bow out of a situation gracefully.

  1. The way this country works in general. Offer me money at low rates when I don’t need and health coverage when I’m perfectly healthy. If I am negative on my bank account, charge me more! Sure, I can afford it! That’s certainly not why I didn’t have enough money in my account to begin with!

If I could burn every insurance company to the ground and get away with it, I would.

  1. Feel good legislation.

  2. The 1:30 last call at CA bars/clubs. If people are going to drink and drive at 2 am, they will drink and drive at 4 or 5 am. See #14. And blame MADD for this stupidity.

  3. Banning smoking in outdoor settings. Huh? Move away from the smokers, you morons. Quit coughing when you are near them or walking past them. What’s that you say? You don’t like the smell, so they shouldn’t be allowed to smoke?

Why don’t we ban taking a shit in public restrooms because some people can’t stand the smell it leaves the facilities in?

  1. That I can’t put money into someone else’s parking meter. There’s actually a law against this? Oh, that’s right, if more people filled up random parking meters, the stupid parking nazis would be out of a job, right?

  2. HOAs because they act god-like.

  3. Making it harder for people of countries that the US is not on the best terms with to get visas to come over here.

Do you realize that, if you want to HURT those countries economically, the best way would be to grant at least all their professionals easy entrance to the States, initiating a ‘brain drain’ ? See #14.

  1. People who can’t keep a conversation going or who just lag.

You call someone or send an email and you ask a question, the answer to which could be of value to both of you. Case in point:

Me: “So, you want to grab a bite?”

“Sure.”

Me: “Let’s hit up x…”

“Nah.”

Me: “Ok, where to?”

“I don’t know. Let me call you in a bit.”

(1 hour later)

“Sorry, I just decided to eat at home. Maybe another time?”

Either make a fucking decision, or just roll with whatever the person comes up with.

I’m working in a Kroger the second half of the summer to make a little cash before school starts. A couple of weeks ago two Jupiter-sized women came through my checkout line with a little girl in tow.

These two women, both of whom were morbidly obese, had two carts of groceries between them which included 10 24-packs of soda, 15 boxes of little debbie and various other junk and processed foods.

Out of two baskets of groceries they had a single bag of fruits and vegetables. All I could think was that the little girl was completely doomed.

Of course none of that is what pissed me off. What pissed me off is that if I had told those two woman what I thought I would have been fired from my shitty job.

[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
17. That I can’t put money into someone else’s parking meter. There’s actually a law against this? Oh, that’s right, if more people filled up random parking meters, the stupid parking nazis would be out of a job, right?[/quote]

WTF?

[quote]rainjack wrote:

  1. Those gay-assed, tight, hip-hugging straight leg pants that I see some guys wearing. Add the 2" metal stud belt, and you have the most homo leg covering in history.

  2. The checkers at the Best Buy who just can’t seem to grasp the concept that I will not be buying an extended warranty.

  3. The stupid SOB’s at WalMart who will sit and wait for 10 minutes for a parking place.

  4. The ungodly fat chicks with greasy, nappy headed kids in the WalMart.

  5. Just about everything associated with a WalMart shopping experience.
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no shit here

Walmart seems to attract the laziest fuckers that America has to offer . from the fat , PallMall smokin’ bitch waiting in her car right outside the entrance…to the store manager who leaves the OTHER 15 check-out aisles un-manned .

and for fuck’s sake Walmart Shoppers…take a bath already

Going to the grocery store and seeing a chick with the most wonderful big tits I’ve seen in several weeks…shopping with her mom.

ALL THE ABOVE! That’s on a good day.

Not so much that they piss me off , but I always made fun of (inside my own head) people who are cold all the time .

like this gal 2 weeks ago…80 degrees and she announces she’s freezing ; or people that are cold all winter long…even when indoors…because it’s so cold outside

what ?

isnt this indicative of some over-all health problem ?

Damn… I thought I was an angry person, but some of you guys get pissed about shit that people do that does not effect you or anybody else at fucking all.

Ignorant co-worker of my sister’s . over-weight smoker goes to doctor with some health concern . doc says to quit smoking and lose some weight .

she looks for new doctor