Random Things...

lol, I’m surprised no one has mentioned till now the squat rack curler

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
lol, I’m surprised no one has mentioned till now the squat rack curler[/quote]

JF,

We didn’t mention it because it would be TOOO OBVIOUS!!

1.People who state THE OBVIOUS or ask questions when the answer is right infront of their face …for example
“Hey’d you get a hair cut?” no retard, i woke up and my hair was shorter!
2. People who constantly ask
“Are you okay??”
“is something wrong??”
I was okay, but now i’m PISSED because you’ve annoyed me!!
or when people say
“Smile! It’s good for you! Put a smile on that face!!!” oh man that REALLY gets under my skin…

[quote]-ironman- wrote:
When you hold the door open for someone and they don’t say thank you…[/quote]

Impolite people in general.

I hate it when someone doen’t say please either!

Getting cock blocked
and people with a sense of entitlement.

[quote]pushharder wrote:

Left lane bandits. Execute these people and wars, famines and pestilence will cease and we will live as one with nature.[/quote]

Omfg, AMEN to that!

  1. Cancer.
  2. When my substitute for work is late, causing me to miss my train, making me having to sit for 1h22m in the middle of fucking nowhere to get home from work at 0630 in the morning after the graveyard shift.

[quote]-ironman- wrote:
When you hold the door open for someone and they don’t say thank you…[/quote]

Just remember to say “You’re welcome” in a semi-loud voice. Some get embarassed, some get pissed and others just gives you weird looks.

  1. Those gay-assed, tight, hip-hugging straight leg pants that I see some guys wearing. Add the 2" metal stud belt, and you have the most homo leg covering in history.

  2. The checkers at the Best Buy who just can’t seem to grasp the concept that I will not be buying an extended warranty.

  3. The stupid SOB’s at WalMart who will sit and wait for 10 minutes for a parking place.

  4. The ungodly fat chicks with greasy, nappy headed kids in the WalMart.

  5. Just about everything associated with a WalMart shopping experience.

Super-1 Foods, FTMFnW. Cheaper than wal-mart . . . but more dangerous, depending on the neighborhood.

Less lines, no waiting. And you can bag your own stuff so you don’t have a bajillion plastic sacks left over.

[quote]tjr-dk wrote:
-ironman- wrote:
When you hold the door open for someone and they don’t say thank you…

Just remember to say “You’re welcome” in a semi-loud voice. Some get embarassed, some get pissed and others just gives you weird looks.[/quote]

I hate it when people don’t say “thank you” when holding the door open for them. I will do a loud “you’re welcome” when they neglect to thank me. Most of the time, then they’ll say thank you after they realize they were being rude, but sometimes they’ll just give you a blank stare.

Other stuff…

  • Bad drivers. Nothing new here.

  • People that despite only having an item or two in their basket, somehow manage to take 10-15 minutes getting checked out at a store. First, they didn’t have their wallet out. Then, they bitch about the price being rung up wrong. Then the card they try to use gets denied.

  • People that think this is their world and we are just all living in it.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
3. The stupid SOB’s at WalMart who will sit and wait for 10 minutes for a parking place.

[/quote]

I hate this anywhere. It really fucking annoys me when people wait for any parking spot. Just park and walk, fucker.

I never wait, unless the person has their reverse lights on. In fact, I usually just park in the first empty spot I see. Sometimes I’ll make one loop through, just to look for a closer one, but that’s it. I don’t wait and I don’t hunt for spots.

Also, if I’m getting in my car and a car stops behind me, waiting to take my spot, I will either just sit there until they leave or get back out of my car and walk somewhere else.

I hate the stalkers even more. You know these guys. They follow me as I’m walking down the parking aisle with shopping bags in my hand. The stalkers slow down and follow behind me waiting for me to stop at my car so they can have my spot.

With these guys, I will stop at a premium parking spot, set down my bags, stretch, then pick up my stuff and walk on. That pisses them off.

I hate spending half a day shopping for relaxed fit dress pants. Regular cut ones make my thighs look like overstuffed sausages. BUT I love squats.

Also people who think that you are smart if you look like Mr. GQ and an idiot if you don’t. I have medium length hair and BIG earrings. I also graduated college, read about 25-45 books a year, and can hold up my end of the conversation with anyone.

P.S. Walmart is great at 2 am because no one wants to be there and they leave you alone.

-Women who let their cat or dog sleep in the bed.

-Trendy people who wear trucker caps “ironically.”

-People who wear sports Jerseys for teams they don’t root for, sports they don’t watch.

-Customers.

Genrally just people who aren’t civil!

[quote]malonetd wrote:
rainjack wrote:
3. The stupid SOB’s at WalMart who will sit and wait for 10 minutes for a parking place.

I hate this anywhere. It really fucking annoys me when people wait for any parking spot. Just park and walk, fucker.

I never wait, unless the person has their reverse lights on. In fact, I usually just park in the first empty spot I see. Sometimes I’ll make one loop through, just to look for a closer one, but that’s it. I don’t wait and I don’t hunt for spots.

Also, if I’m getting in my car and a car stops behind me, waiting to take my spot, I will either just sit there until they leave or get back out of my car and walk somewhere else.

I hate the stalkers even more. You know these guys. They follow me as I’m walking down the parking aisle with shopping bags in my hand. The stalkers slow down and follow behind me waiting for me to stop at my car so they can have my spot.

With these guys, I will stop at a premium parking spot, set down my bags, stretch, then pick up my stuff and walk on. That pisses them off.[/quote]

If I can tell I’m being parking lot stalked. I’ll intentionally walk down the wrong aisle and then once I’m perpendicular to my car, I’ll then shoot over the 3 or 4 aisles to where my car really is, as if I was lost and just realized I was in the wrong aisle.

[quote]malonetd wrote:
rainjack wrote:
3. The stupid SOB’s at WalMart who will sit and wait for 10 minutes for a parking place.

I hate this anywhere. It really fucking annoys me when people wait for any parking spot. Just park and walk, fucker.

I never wait, unless the person has their reverse lights on. In fact, I usually just park in the first empty spot I see. Sometimes I’ll make one loop through, just to look for a closer one, but that’s it. I don’t wait and I don’t hunt for spots.

Also, if I’m getting in my car and a car stops behind me, waiting to take my spot, I will either just sit there until they leave or get back out of my car and walk somewhere else.

I hate the stalkers even more. You know these guys. They follow me as I’m walking down the parking aisle with shopping bags in my hand. The stalkers slow down and follow behind me waiting for me to stop at my car so they can have my spot.

With these guys, I will stop at a premium parking spot, set down my bags, stretch, then pick up my stuff and walk on. That pisses them off.[/quote]

That’s funny, I’ve done the same to the stalkers. Some of these stalkers have actually honked at me or offered me a ride to my car so that I can leave the spot for them. That does piss me off. Instead, I’ll just put my bags in the trunk and pretend that I’m going back to the store. As soon as they pass by car, I’ll go back and drive away.

[quote]rainjack wrote:

  1. Those gay-assed, tight, hip-hugging straight leg pants that I see some guys wearing. Add the 2" metal stud belt, and you have the most homo leg covering in history.

  2. The checkers at the Best Buy who just can’t seem to grasp the concept that I will not be buying an extended warranty.

  3. The stupid SOB’s at WalMart who will sit and wait for 10 minutes for a parking place.

  4. The ungodly fat chicks with greasy, nappy headed kids in the WalMart.

  5. Just about everything associated with a WalMart shopping experience.
    [/quote]

Agree about WalMart.

Forgot to add customers at my store who are abusive of my workers. And God help the customer who smacks his kid around in my store…not a swat on the bottom which all kids need now and then…but the shitball who really goes after their kid.

Car salesman.

These guys make scummy guys look…not so scummy.