When some asshole pisses all over the floor in a public urinal and you have to wade thru their piss to get to the urinal…Same goes for the damn toilet. Would your mamma let you leave turds floating in her toilet without flushing it. Flush the damn toilet with your foot A$$HOLE!!
It annoys more now then ever. When I take the kids out, inevitable my baby girl will have to go potty so I am left cleaning the joint.
Hey X try this next time:
Put duct-tape, plastic tie straps and a shovel in your shopping cart and when they start itemizing your purchases, tell them…[i]“keep quite or you will have to dig two holes in the backyard…”
[quote]badkarma2112 wrote:
Patients that are given prescriptions, refuse to fill them then come back to the ER the next day because they “don’t feel better”.
No shit asshole?
Patients that have COPD that continue to smoke even after they’ve been intubated 10 times for respiratory failure.
Maybe they could make breathing treatments with Marlboro flavored Albuterol or Atrovent Kools.
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natural selection
Geese that sit in the middle of the street that don’t get out of the way when you drive towards them, or walk out of the way slowly. Bitch, I’mma cover my bumper in saran wrap so that I can run you over with no mess next time.
People that I caddy for that always want to discuss academics and my college plans with me.
People that I caddy for that suck and slam their clubs into the ground in anger. I have to clean that, bitch.
People that I caddy for in general.
Freshman that think they have right of way crossing the street when leaving the school when not on a crosswalk and when my light is green. If you get in my way, I will shoot at your feet with my paintball gun or throw whatever I don’t need that’s in the passanger seat at you. I may just throw paintballs.
Adults that lift less than me that try to give me advice in the gym. “You need to do a set of squats, shoulder press, and bench every day and you’ll get huge.” …alright, you keep doing that.
Unreliable people
Adults that think they deserve respect just because they’re adults. I respect everyone until they do dumb shit.
Faggots in Civics with sport exhausts that you can hear five blocks away.
When my employer pays me in dollar bills because they “have too many of them.”
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
Small dogs that lick my toes when I wear sandals. I want to kick them.
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You don’t kick them?
OK, “Small Dog Annoyances” could be a thread on its own. I just dealt with one shitting in my yard. I know where this dog lives-- they have more land than I do.
I think I woke up on the wrong side of the bed despite a very nice wake up call.[/quote]
explain?
when ppl laugh at me, becasue im FAT but i know a lot more than them about nutrition etc. they just have this kinda “i know so much better” attitude becasue there all skinny fats.
I think I woke up on the wrong side of the bed despite a very nice wake up call.
explain?
when ppl laugh at me, becasue im FAT but i know a lot more than them about nutrition etc. they just have this kinda “i know so much better” attitude becasue there all skinny fats.
Scott[/quote]
This sucks. I know how you feel from the opposite side of the table. I used to be much thinner, and as a result, I was automatically “weak” and generally considered a failure at life. For my bodyweight, I was reasonably strong though.
Agreed that skinny-fats are the hardest-core losers on Earth.
I think I woke up on the wrong side of the bed despite a very nice wake up call.
explain?
when ppl laugh at me, becasue im FAT but i know a lot more than them about nutrition etc. they just have this kinda “i know so much better” attitude becasue there all skinny fats.
Scott
This sucks. I know how you feel from the opposite side of the table. I used to be much thinner, and as a result, I was automatically “weak” and generally considered a failure at life. For my bodyweight, I was reasonably strong though.
Agreed that skinny-fats are the hardest-core losers on Earth.[/quote]
im not worries anymore… my ways have lost me the guts of 3 stone and put my strength up. a year from now they will all be asking me what they should do. then ill tell them 21’s and noexpode!
2 - The fact that when someone with bad body odor enters my personal space, Samuel L Jackson doesn’t magically appear and yell “soap muthafucka, do you use it?”
3 - Insomnia
4 - Dogshit
5 - I also hate the fact that in real life when something awesome happens, the voice from mortal combat doesn’t automatically say “excellent”.
6 - People who continually use the word ‘literally’ in the wrong context.
7 - The word uber
8 - Insecure fat women who use the phrase “skinny bitches”.
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
pch2 wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:
malonetd wrote:
When chicks have like 700 pillows on their bed.
Haha no kiddin what’s the deal with that
It’s comfortable. What’s so wrong with it?
no it’s not, lol…
It’s a pain because anytime you want to get on the bed you have to put 6 of them on the floor ;)[/quote]
You can’t put them on the floor! They’ll get dirty. You have to stack them (carefully) on the treadmill. And the just as carefully unstack them in the morning and put them back on the bed.
Atrophy man in his cutoff bodybuilding.com t-shirt, and his fat fuck friend curling in the squat rack. These guys NEVER do anything for legs. His thigh is the size of my forearm. And I’m fucking small!
