Random Things...

[quote]NateOrade wrote:
I think a lot of it is also men taking women’s exact words at face value and interpreting them in a masculine way. For instance a woman may say “I’ve been busy” when a guy can’t get in touch with her and he’ll interperate that as, “I’ve been busy” when he should recognize it as, “I’m not attracted to you but I’m too nice to say that so I hope you get the hint indirectly.”[/quote]

You must know some strange women. The only women I know that aren’t direct are batshit crazy.

[quote]Makavali wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
I think a lot of it is also men taking women’s exact words at face value and interpreting them in a masculine way. For instance a woman may say “I’ve been busy” when a guy can’t get in touch with her and he’ll interperate that as, “I’ve been busy” when he should recognize it as, “I’m not attracted to you but I’m too nice to say that so I hope you get the hint indirectly.”

You must know some strange women. The only women I know that aren’t direct are batshit crazy.[/quote]

I think I drive normal women away because…yeah is an explanation really needed?

[quote]NateOrade wrote:
I think I drive normal women away because…yeah is an explanation really needed?[/quote]

Well… no.

Yes, it is.
What now?

[quote]Standndeliver wrote:
It really pisses me off when I see people with young kids get divorced. Can’t they put their egos aside for a while and be parents? [/quote]

I lived in a home for 2-3 years, whose environment was as you wish it to be. Parents that no longer like or love each other and are just there “for the children” are doing more harm than good. I hated being at my house, I hated them for making me hate my home, the years since they finally divorced were far more peaceful and happy.

[quote]Makavali wrote:
PonceDeLeon wrote:
It is ‘illegal’ to fill up someone else’s parking meter.

I was stared down by a cop when I was with a friend counting the loose change in my pocket, and looked over to see an expired parking meter. I thought, “Why not help someone out today?”

I saw the cop walking toward us. My friend said he had heard that you can’t refill someone else’s meter. I dropped in a quarter and started walking away.

As I crossed the street, I caught the cop checking out the meter I had just put change in. Probably wanted to see how close he was to scoring another ticket. Motherfucker.

That is fucked up.

“Don’t do kind things to random strangers - it’s against the law!”[/quote]

Even going down on them?

That fucking electronic voice on the MBTA that announces the next stop three times, the fact that the doors open on the right and the destination of the trolley. It’s a Greater Boston area thing.

[quote]Regular Gonzalez wrote:
Insecure fat and/or ugly women who use the phrase “skinny bitches” and/or “fake/plastic bitches”.
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Fixed.

[quote]tom63 wrote:

People who mix great whiskey and or vodka.


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Together?

[quote]Makavali wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
I think a lot of it is also men taking women’s exact words at face value and interpreting them in a masculine way. For instance a woman may say “I’ve been busy” when a guy can’t get in touch with her and he’ll interperate that as, “I’ve been busy” when he should recognize it as, “I’m not attracted to you but I’m too nice to say that so I hope you get the hint indirectly.”

You must know some strange women. The only women I know that aren’t direct are batshit crazy.[/quote]

Of course they are, they are women.

Back to Random Thoughts:

*People want a length of rope just short of what it will take to hang themselves.
*Anyone who gives advice about the world and has never been anywhere other than the place that they grew up tend to annoy me.
*People that use any spirit or deity in a conversation tend to not have a very solid argument.
*Beliefs starts wars. Hope ends them.
*The smartest person in the room usually has the least to say.
*Enough is seldom enough.
*Strength is forged in pain and suffering.
*Stereotypes exist for a reason.
*Welcome Back Kotter was not a good show.
*The sum total of the greatest thoughts of all time thought by the greatest thinkers pales in comparison to the money and influence few people weld in order to keeps those ideas suppressed.
*Ignorance is the methadone of the masses.

[quote]Carlitosway wrote:

People who wear Tapout or some MMA gear likes it’s a fashion statement (I’m cooler then you shit.) That don’t even train or have never ever actually fought somebody and when asked, doesn’t know who Fedor Emalianenko is or some other real good fighters.

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I ran into one of these guys last week. He was wearing an affliction t-shirt. He was smoking in front of the free air machine at the gas station. He was really cool. He gave me a scary “don’t fuck with me” sneer. I laughed. He shouted something at me. I laughed harder. He threw his cigarette down. I stopped and looked at him.

He shouted something else, probably something about “kicking my faggot ass” or some other typical white trash insult. I laughed again, then shouted that I wasn’t in the mood for any hooliganism that morning. He went to get his cigarette. I got in my car and drove away.

True story.

This affliction t-shirt nonsense is really taking off. I see these t-shirts on a lot of white trash frat boy types around here. I thought these shirts were like 50 bucks a pop? I wonder how they are getting the money for them.

[quote]RWElder0 wrote:
Back to Random Thoughts:

*People want a length of rope just short of what it will take to hang themselves.[/quote]

Hmmm??

[quote]Mousse wrote:
RWElder0 wrote:
Back to Random Thoughts:

*People want a length of rope just short of what it will take to hang themselves.

Hmmm?? [/quote]

Do you mean just LONGER than it will take to hang them? As long as the rope is long enough to tie the knot and loop the neck and a rafter (or whatever is available), it’ll work.

Girls who will only give HJ’s…HJ’s are not an acceptable form of sexual currency.

[quote]Chip Duglass wrote:
Girls who will only give HJ’s…HJ’s are not an acceptable form of sexual currency.[/quote]

Didn’t Joe Rogan have a joke about hating it when girls try to give HJ’s? Something like, “What makes you think you can do that better than me? Guys have a whole system when it comes to HJ’s.”

[quote]Chip Duglass wrote:
Girls who will only give HJ’s…HJ’s are not an acceptable form of sexual currency.[/quote]

I prefer BJ’s or penetrative sex, but I don’t turn them down.

Random thing that pisses me off:

Then I’m making a protein shake and some of the protein spills out of the scoop and onto the counter before I can get it into the funnel and into the mason jar I use as a shaker.

Because then that protein either sits on the counter and my roommates bitch at me, or I gotta wipe that up, which is not so dirty so much as it is signalling wasted protein. That shit costs me five cents/gram. I can’t afford to spill that shit.

[quote]Chip Duglass wrote:
Girls who will only give HJ’s…HJ’s are not an acceptable form of sexual currency.[/quote]

what the fuck?

[quote]RWElder0 wrote:
Back to Random Thoughts:

*Ignorance is the methadone of the masses.[/quote]

I thought reality tv was. I view it as the religion of the new millenium.