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[quote]Professor X wrote:
That piss you off.

  1. Wal-Mart cashiers who psychoanalyze you based on what they see in your basket instead of simply shutting the hell up and saying, “hello” and/or “goodbye” and leaving it at that.

“My that’s a lot of eggs.”
“Uh huh”
“Wow, you must LOVE steak”
“yeah”
“Oh, The X-Files season two…you must like dark things.”
“Uh…huh.”
“Ooh a ladder. You must have housework to do…”

If I wanted everyone in line to know the exact contents of my basket, I would have placed the toilet paper, the condoms, and the athlete’s foot cream on TOP, bitch.[/quote]

Condoms? I didn’t know you were a sailor.

DB

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[quote]Geminspector wrote:
skaz05 wrote:
Geminspector wrote:
A-holes who talk about hurting dumb animals.

  1. Kicking a dog
  2. Running over a duck in the road
    you know who you are…

I saw a dog get run over by a black Explorer many years ago. It was the most horrifying thing I have ever seen. The driver just kept driving, the dog got up, limped over to the sidewalk, laid down and died.

I got out of my car in the middle of the street and ran over to it. There was already a woman there by the dog, I was screaming, the dog wasn’t moving. I felt sick, and stupidly asked the woman if she thought it would be alright.

She was already crying and I don’t think she even knew I was there. The dog was just a mutt, but fairly big. It was a light brown. It just laid there, motionless with it’s tongue hanging out of it’s mouth. I couldn’t see any blood, and I don’t really remember if it’s legs were crushed, but it was dead.

I stood there for what felt like an hour, then realized that my car was blocking traffic. People were just rushing by. I felt sick and weak, and I couldn’t believe that that asshole just ran over this dog, and took off. I had to go back to my car, the woman had already called the police, so I felt it would be OK to leave.

People who hurt animals just suck. This was well over 10 years ago, but I hope that asshole got what they deserved.

Tragic story. When it rains a “pond” appears in the road in front of my house. 3 pair of mallard ducks come to swim. A big gray dually roared through the middle one day and one of the females was killed. I sat in the yard for a week waiting for that bastard to drive by again. He never did. I have seen more near misses. How can you miss seeing 5 (was 6) ducks swimming in the road!

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Well, they are in the road. I’m not being callous, but would you rather have someone swerve to avoid them, get out of control and run into your yard, or hit a duck? I’ve seen people swerve to avoid small animals and nearly cause accidents.

DB

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[quote]Geminspector wrote:

Tragic story. When it rains a “pond” appears in the road in front of my house. 3 pair of mallard ducks come to swim. A big gray dually roared through the middle one day and one of the females was killed. I sat in the yard for a week waiting for that bastard to drive by again. He never did. I have seen more near misses. How can you miss seeing 5 (was 6) ducks swimming in the road!

[/quote]

I love duck.

Did you make the best of tragedy and, um, you know, haveduckfordinnerbecausetheirhighinprotein?

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Geminspector wrote:
skaz05 wrote:
Geminspector wrote:
A-holes who talk about hurting dumb animals.

  1. Kicking a dog
  2. Running over a duck in the road
    you know who you are…

I saw a dog get run over by a black Explorer many years ago. It was the most horrifying thing I have ever seen. The driver just kept driving, the dog got up, limped over to the sidewalk, laid down and died.

I got out of my car in the middle of the street and ran over to it. There was already a woman there by the dog, I was screaming, the dog wasn’t moving. I felt sick, and stupidly asked the woman if she thought it would be alright.

She was already crying and I don’t think she even knew I was there. The dog was just a mutt, but fairly big. It was a light brown. It just laid there, motionless with it’s tongue hanging out of it’s mouth. I couldn’t see any blood, and I don’t really remember if it’s legs were crushed, but it was dead.

I stood there for what felt like an hour, then realized that my car was blocking traffic. People were just rushing by. I felt sick and weak, and I couldn’t believe that that asshole just ran over this dog, and took off. I had to go back to my car, the woman had already called the police, so I felt it would be OK to leave.

People who hurt animals just suck. This was well over 10 years ago, but I hope that asshole got what they deserved.

Tragic story. When it rains a “pond” appears in the road in front of my house. 3 pair of mallard ducks come to swim. A big gray dually roared through the middle one day and one of the females was killed. I sat in the yard for a week waiting for that bastard to drive by again. He never did. I have seen more near misses. How can you miss seeing 5 (was 6) ducks swimming in the road!

Well, they are in the road. I’m not being callous, but would you rather have someone swerve to avoid them, get out of control and run into your yard, or hit a duck? I’ve seen people swerve to avoid small animals and nearly cause accidents.

DB[/quote]

I get your point but I live on a 20 mph residential street. AND, the water is ass deep after a big rain. Who needs to plow through it like an idiot? Probably pulls the wings off of flies…

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[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Geminspector wrote:

Tragic story. When it rains a “pond” appears in the road in front of my house. 3 pair of mallard ducks come to swim. A big gray dually roared through the middle one day and one of the females was killed. I sat in the yard for a week waiting for that bastard to drive by again. He never did. I have seen more near misses. How can you miss seeing 5 (was 6) ducks swimming in the road!

I love duck.

Did you make the best of tragedy and, um, you know, haveduckfordinnerbecausetheirhighinprotein?[/quote]

My neighbor disposed of the duck. But my father asked the same question. He say’s mallard ducks are good eating.

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Women who buy abnormally large breast, then give people the ugliest looks when they catch them looking at them like DAMN! Of course they should know the consequences of buying big ass tits jesus.

Obese people, I’m in Michigan and I believe it’s one of the worse in the country. Went into krogers yesterday 1 out of every 2 or 3 people was obese or real close. Saw a fat ass lady pushing a cart full of boxed processed shit for food with a nice big ass bag of cheesy puffs right on top all smiling and shit like she hit the lotto.

I was just walking in disbelief, not thinking I’m better then them or anything. Just asking myself how do people just watch themselves get worse and worse.

Being only one of the 3 going to my gym that actually squats deep, going heavy as they can.

People who wear Tapout or some MMA gear likes it’s a fashion statement (I’m cooler then you shit.) That don’t even train or have never ever actually fought somebody and when asked, doesn’t know who Fedor Emalianenko is or some other real good fighters.

People telling me I shouldn’t eat like I do (alot of eggs, beef, protein u kno) because it’s bad for me, when they themselves are sitting there on the verge of being fat, weak and diabetic.

Hate ugly chics who wear lowride anything shorts or pants with those rolls hanging over eachside all bouncing everywhere in slow-mo.

Hate little stuck up girls and guys who act like they have it hard, when their daddies buy them every fucking little thing they want.

I could go all day…

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Double posting annoys the crap outta me.

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In Pa at least you have the right of way when there’s a red to cross the street. Every day i have to dodge a car who doesn’t understand this.

Maybe I should return fire so to speak.

Light beer.

People who mix great whiskey and or vodka.

People who want meat well done.

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[quote]ukrainian wrote:
Chris Colucci wrote:
Otep wrote:
18. People that don’t use correct syntax when typing on the internet. Use of slang is okay, and the odd mistake is forgiven (their, they’re, there), but really. Really. I’m almost there with push and just straight up glossing over posts that don’t display the ability to type straight.

I’ve had more than one person tell me that they noticed I always use “punctuation, capital letters, and stuff” on Instant Messenger.

I pissed some people off by using correct grammar during texting. I don’t get why they are mad. [/quote]

I hate incorrect grammar while texting.

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[quote]Geminspector wrote:

You said you were friends all summer and had “one good night” What exactly is one good night??? Sounds as though you were hoping for more of a relationship than there was. Obviously she was not that into you.

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Oh yes she was.

Still, I’m over it now. Time to move on and learn.

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[quote]tom63 wrote:
ukrainian wrote:
Chris Colucci wrote:
Otep wrote:
18. People that don’t use correct syntax when typing on the internet. Use of slang is okay, and the odd mistake is forgiven (their, they’re, there), but really. Really. I’m almost there with push and just straight up glossing over posts that don’t display the ability to type straight.

I’ve had more than one person tell me that they noticed I always use “punctuation, capital letters, and stuff” on Instant Messenger.

I pissed some people off by using correct grammar during texting. I don’t get why they are mad.

I hate incorrect grammar while texting.

[/quote]

I can tolerate it, but still, sometimes it’s too much.

A few people said I was the most easily understood person they ever texted though.

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[quote]ukrainian wrote:
tom63 wrote:
ukrainian wrote:
Chris Colucci wrote:
Otep wrote:
18. People that don’t use correct syntax when typing on the internet. Use of slang is okay, and the odd mistake is forgiven (their, they’re, there), but really. Really. I’m almost there with push and just straight up glossing over posts that don’t display the ability to type straight.

I’ve had more than one person tell me that they noticed I always use “punctuation, capital letters, and stuff” on Instant Messenger.

I pissed some people off by using correct grammar during texting. I don’t get why they are mad.

I hate incorrect grammar while texting.

I can tolerate it, but still, sometimes it’s too much.

A few people said I was the most easily understood person they ever texted though.[/quote]

It takes me longer to figure out the silly ass ways to say something than just spelling out a word. It also takes me longer to figure out all the abbreviations than just reading regular words.

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[quote]ukrainian wrote:
jp_dubya wrote:
ukrainian wrote:

A week later: she starts going out with a fucking senior. This guy only tried to get her in bed, and she said that was messed up (a week earlier).

WTF JUST FUCKING HAPPENED?!

My friend had the best explanation: she’s a whore and used me.

She didn’t want you and that is fucked up? started going out with a senior…do you mean someone 65 years old?

She is a whore because she didn’t sleep with you???

You don’t get much do you?

No, I’m still in high school.

It’s really hard to explain, but she kept pretty much trying to be with me throughout the entire summer and she kept telling me how much she liked me, then on day she completely drops all that and goes for someone else.

And I don’t care that she didn’t sleep with me. And I didn’t get much. I used to be naive. But not anymore.[/quote]

Dude, the summer before highschool I fell for this church girl. She moved halfway across the country after two months. And as soon as that school year started she was inhaling older guys cock and getting drunk all the time.

I know how you feel.

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I hate shit like this:

[quote]NateOrade wrote:
They use you as much as you allow them. I can’t believe you guys actually listen to women’s words as if they mean anything.
[/quote]

Lets break it into two parts.

Part 1: [quote]They use you as much as you allow them.[/quote]
This, I wholeheartedly agree with.

Part 2: [quote]I can’t believe you guys actually listen to women’s words as if they mean anything.[/quote]
This is hyperbole. It has to be. Really guys. Many of you have mothers or wives worthy of respect. Many others know guys that have mothers or wives worthy of respect. Quit crying into your beers as if the fairer sex has it in for you. And don’t dismiss the daimonds for the rough.

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[quote]Otep wrote:
I hate shit like this:

NateOrade wrote:
They use you as much as you allow them. I can’t believe you guys actually listen to women’s words as if they mean anything.

Lets break it into two parts.

Part 1: They use you as much as you allow them.
This, I wholeheartedly agree with.

Part 2: I can’t believe you guys actually listen to women’s words as if they mean anything.
This is hyperbole. It has to be. Really guys. Many of you have mothers or wives worthy of respect. Many others know guys that have mothers or wives worthy of respect. Quit crying into your beers as if the fairer sex has it in for you. And don’t dismiss the daimonds for the rough.
[/quote]

  1. Don’t lump me with these crybabies.
  2. It’s a rule of thumb. Think of it as the dating equivalent of “squats and milk”. (And you’ve obviously not met many mothers or wives)
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[quote]zephead4747 wrote:
And as soon as that school year started she was inhaling older guys cock.[/quote]

What, like… up the nose?

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[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
7. People that put milk in tea.
[/quote]
People put milk in your tea? They should put the milk in their own damn tea.

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[quote]rainjack wrote:
PonceDeLeon wrote:

Why would you do that, though?

If you needed a parking spot and someone pulled that shit on you, it wouldn’t bug you? You don’t need the spot anymore, so just leave and let someone else have it.

Why get territorial over something that really isn’t yours?

I don’t wait for a fucking parking spot. I park at the first one I find, and…WALK!!!

Why wait, blocking traffic, and running the engine for a chance to walk 50 feet less?

[/quote]
It’s the American way.

Some day if there’s a huge war that spills inside our borders, and you link up with some friendly forces who suspect you are actually a foreign spy: not doing that very thing might get you shot.

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[quote]NateOrade wrote:
Otep wrote:
I hate shit like this:

NateOrade wrote:
They use you as much as you allow them. I can’t believe you guys actually listen to women’s words as if they mean anything.

Lets break it into two parts.

Part 1: They use you as much as you allow them.
This, I wholeheartedly agree with.

Part 2: I can’t believe you guys actually listen to women’s words as if they mean anything.
This is hyperbole. It has to be. Really guys. Many of you have mothers or wives worthy of respect. Many others know guys that have mothers or wives worthy of respect. Quit crying into your beers as if the fairer sex has it in for you. And don’t dismiss the daimonds for the rough.

  1. Don’t lump me with these crybabies.
  2. It’s a rule of thumb. Think of it as the dating equivalent of “squats and milk”. (And you’ve obviously not met many mothers or wives)[/quote]

The general conduct of insecure women who feel the need to undermine, rip apart and crap on the achievements or personal accomplishments of men, or hang them out until they determine what is socially acceptable, so that conversations like this are actually necessary.

(Now, the cultural expectations which bring about this mindset are a whole 'nother debate. But women who act like this still make me see red.)

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[quote]sluicy wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Otep wrote:
I hate shit like this:

NateOrade wrote:
They use you as much as you allow them. I can’t believe you guys actually listen to women’s words as if they mean anything.

Lets break it into two parts.

Part 1: They use you as much as you allow them.
This, I wholeheartedly agree with.

Part 2: I can’t believe you guys actually listen to women’s words as if they mean anything.
This is hyperbole. It has to be. Really guys. Many of you have mothers or wives worthy of respect. Many others know guys that have mothers or wives worthy of respect. Quit crying into your beers as if the fairer sex has it in for you. And don’t dismiss the daimonds for the rough.

  1. Don’t lump me with these crybabies.
  2. It’s a rule of thumb. Think of it as the dating equivalent of “squats and milk”. (And you’ve obviously not met many mothers or wives)

The general conduct of insecure women who feel the need to undermine, rip apart and crap on the achievements or personal accomplishments of men, or hang them out until they determine what is socially acceptable, so that conversations like this are actually necessary.

(Now, the cultural expectations which bring about this mindset are a whole 'nother debate. But women who act like this still make me see red.)[/quote]

I think a lot of it is also men taking women’s exact words at face value and interpreting them in a masculine way. For instance a woman may say “I’ve been busy” when a guy can’t get in touch with her and he’ll interperate that as, “I’ve been busy” when he should recognize it as, “I’m not attracted to you but I’m too nice to say that so I hope you get the hint indirectly.”