[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Chip Duglass wrote:
Girls who will only give HJ’s…HJ’s are not an acceptable form of sexual currency.
Didn’t Joe Rogan have a joke about hating it when girls try to give HJ’s? Something like, “What makes you think you can do that better than me? Guys have a whole system when it comes to HJ’s.”[/quote]
“What makes you think you can do that better than me? That’s MY WORLD! I’m in the trenches every day!”
[quote]josh86 wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Chip Duglass wrote:
Girls who will only give HJ’s…HJ’s are not an acceptable form of sexual currency.
Didn’t Joe Rogan have a joke about hating it when girls try to give HJ’s? Something like, “What makes you think you can do that better than me? Guys have a whole system when it comes to HJ’s.”
“What makes you think you can do that better than me? That’s MY WORLD! I’m in the trenches every day!”[/quote]
hahaha…that’s it!
[quote]Chip Duglass wrote:
Girls who will only give HJ’s…HJ’s are not an acceptable form of sexual currency.[/quote]
My god, I didn’t even think that hand jobs counted…why show up???
[quote]Jerkwad wrote:
That fucking electronic voice on the MBTA that announces the next stop three times, the fact that the doors open on the right and the destination of the trolley. It’s a Greater Boston area thing.[/quote]
At least your eloquent mayor doesn’t announce them.
[quote]Magnate wrote:
Mousse wrote:
RWElder0 wrote:
Back to Random Thoughts:
*People want a length of rope just short of what it will take to hang themselves.
Hmmm??
Do you mean just LONGER than it will take to hang them? As long as the rope is long enough to tie the knot and loop the neck and a rafter (or whatever is available), it’ll work.[/quote]
It is an old man phrase. If you have ever used it you know what it means. If you take it literally then . . . . you might want to see RT #2
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
RWElder0 wrote:
Back to Random Thoughts:
*Ignorance is the methadone of the masses.
I thought reality tv was. I view it as the religion of the new millenium.[/quote]
Reality TV is a form of ignorance yes.
Religion is a form of ignorance.
Thus, Reality TV is a form of religion.
also Ray Charles is God*
(*kids - that is another old man joke. You may be able to find it on the internet somewhere. On an old man site of course.)
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Chip Duglass wrote:
Girls who will only give HJ’s…HJ’s are not an acceptable form of sexual currency.
My god, I didn’t even think that hand jobs counted…why show up???[/quote]
I have never received a hand job, he is right, it is not legal tender.
when at museum exibitions, the people that walk really slow and stand so close to objects/text thatnobody else can read them
AGH!!
Using the toilet like a urinal.
AA handouts that define me and everyone associated with me as an alchoholic.
If you drink to get drunk you are an alchoholic
If you drink for confidance you are an alchoholic
If you like the taste you are an alchoholic
If you drink to ease the pain as a Victorian surgeon performs an amputation on your leg using a candlestick and a cardboard box… you are an alchoholic.
[quote]duffyj2 wrote:
Using the toilet like a urinal.[/quote]
Worse is using the urinal like a toilet.
We talked an English kid into crapping in the urinal in HS. If Hemi Cuda (aka The Wookie) is reading this thread let me know if you remember his name.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
duffyj2 wrote:
Using the toilet like a urinal.
Worse is using the urinal like a toilet.
We talked an English kid into crapping in the urinal in HS. If Hemi Cuda (aka The Wookie) is reading this thread let me know if you remember his name. [/quote]
nice…for a second there i thought you were talking about an upper-decker, which is equally humorous.
-People who stand right in front of the dumbell rack to do their curls with 15lbs, making you wait like an idiot until they’re done their 20 rep sets.
-Drivers who won’t let you pass them when they’re driving slow. I had this happen to me an hour ago and I’m still fuming mad. As soon as I start to speed up, this old hag decides to also. She had to make a turn then while I was going straight. I regret not turning too just so I can get the satisfaction of passing her and flipping her the bird.
People who spell bicepts and tricepts
People who say strenth, theres a FN G in it!!!
[quote]Reef wrote:
-Drivers who won’t let you pass them when they’re driving slow. I had this happen to me an hour ago and I’m still fuming mad. As soon as I start to speed up, this old hag decides to also. She had to make a turn then while I was going straight. I regret not turning too just so I can get the satisfaction of passing her and flipping her the bird. [/quote]
Yeh, this is definitely top 5 material. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had this happen - I don’t get it. Conversely, I have been in a situation several times also where I’ve been distracted for whatever reason and someone begins their attempt to pass me, and as much as I want to speed up because I realize I wasn’t paying attention - I refuse to ever be that guy. I let them pass and then re-focus and pick up my speed. As rare as it is that I am being passed because I don’t like to dick around in the car - just get from point A to point B - I still would never ever speed up when someone is attempting to pass me. Not only do you piss people off and look like a tool but it’s fucking dangerous.
[quote]dday wrote:
People who say strenth, theres a FN G in it!!![/quote]
You are now about to witness the strenth of street knowledge.
thosebananas
[quote]malonetd wrote:
When people cross the street whenever and where ever the hell they want. And refuse to make any effort to speed up and move out of the way of oncoming traffic.[/quote]
Oh God! I fucking hate that so much. Nearly all my friends do this when we are walking somewhere. I will give it a light log across the street or wait for a better moment. But they will purposely walk slower than usual just to a point.
They always claim they aren’t doing anything wrong because they have the right away. But I say that it’s about being a decent goddamn human being.
When people cross traffic like that, dont stop until the very end, so you come quite close to hitting them. They will get the hint I am sure.