Ours is a guy up the street. He calls the cops on people when they move in. Otherwise, he never leaves his house.
They had a St. Bernard for a long time. It would run around loose and was generally a nice dog, but mine is not, so I’d just walk it out to the street to keep it safe when it would wander into my yard.
New folks across from him got a pitbull puppy, cute little blue nose. It went running across to play with their dog and the guy went ape-shit. Called the cops, was hollering about being attacked by a pitbull.
All of us at the bottom of the street- whom he had previously called the police on- went out and laughed at him for the duration.
He also trespasses on everyone else’s property without permission to trap animals, fires guns at 1am on Saturday morning after drinking, he’s a deadbeat who mooches off his elderly parents and has never had a job for more than 2 weeks, he has “back pain” and gets SSI benefits for decades, he’s an unattractive urchin who makes passes at every woman in shouting distance (married or not), also a deadbeat dad who lets his parents take care of his kids, he dumps trash in his back yard right against the property line of the neighbor he’s upset with etc…
