If it doesn’t involve ropin’, ridin’, or saddles, count me out… AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, MY HORSE HAS A SPECIAL GIFT MADE JUST FOR YOU!
You can call me a Red neck, Hick, Goat Roaper, Sheep Hurder, Cowboy type pick-o-fag, but I’m still better than you.
Basketball, Football, Baseball… RODEO: Bring your own BALLS!!!
Winning isn’t everything…hold my belt buckle while i kiss your girlfriend.
Forgot where I heard this.
“Your best. Losers always whine about trying their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!”
“Talent is god-given be thankful. Fame is man-given be humble. Conceit is self-given be careful.” -TY WILLINGHAM
Wisdom on not giving up…from a man who knew the meaning of it. A T man politico.
“Never give in–never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.” – Winston Churchill
“We shall defend our island whatever the cost may be; we shall fight on beaches, landing grounds, in fields, in streets and on the hills. We shall never surrender and even if, which I do not for the moment believe, this island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, will carry on the struggle until in God’s good time the New World with all its power and might, sets forth to the liberation and rescue of the Old.” – Winston Churchill
“Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that if the British Empire and Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, This was their finest hour.” – Winston Churchill
Took awhile to get started, but this is going to be an awesome thread…
B.
brider,
Yes it was “Alive”. Thank you!
Might as well add that if you haven’t seen “13th Warrior” you must go out and rent it immediately!
It’s a killer T-movie.
B.
hedo,
That quote is from “The Rock”.
A man’s character is his fate.
–Heraclitus
“If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I’d trip her. Oh, I’d pick her up and brush her off and say, ‘Sorry, Mom,’ but nobody beats me.” – Leo Durocher
WHAT’S SO EXTREME ABOUT BIKES & SKATEBOARDS? TRY LIFTING A CAR! - MIKE
I’M NOT ON STERIODS, YOU’RE JUST WEAK - MIKE H
Can’t believe this one wasn’t already posted:
YOU ARE NOT ALIVE IF YOU CANNOT DEADLIFT - SIGMARSSON
IF YOU HAVE TO ASK WHY, YOU WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND - BAKER
I’M BETTER BECAUSE I’M BIGGER - A BIG TONY T-SHIRT
WITHOUT PAIN THERE IS NO GAIN…WITHOUT PAIN THERE IS NO GLORY - KAZMAIER
EVERYTHING YOU EVER DREAMED OF LIFTING, I’VE ALREADY LIFTED - KIRI
YEAH, I ACTUALY THINK I’M THE STRONGEST MAN THAT EVER LIVED - KAZMAIER
Saved the best for last:
(ON DEADLIFTING) I WANT TO HAVE AN ASS CRACK THAT RUNS CLEAR UP TO THE TOP OF MY NECK - BEATTY
Why do I do these things? I do them because I can.
“Sewer rat my taste like Pumpkin Pie but you won’t see me eating the filthy motherfuckers”
Jules- Pulp Fiction
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“All I have is my balls and my word.” Or something like that. - Tony Montana
“Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself.”
Leo Tolstoy
…and I don’t bust them for anybody."
“In this country, first you get money, then you get the power, then you get the girl”
Tony Montana
*** My Favourite Motivational Qoute ***
“It is not those who can inflict the most, but who can endure the most who will conquer”
- Terence MacSwiney
Lord Mayor of Cork, Ireland - (Then an illiegally occupied State by British)
Arrested in Dublin on August 12th, 1920 by British
Charged with making a pro-freedom speech.
Sentenced to two years imprisonment.
In Brixton Prison, MacSwiney continued hunger-strike for 74 days until October 25th, 1920 - The longest hunger-strike in history.
Note:
– A young Ho Chi Minh, then a dishwasher in London, said of MacSwiney -
‘A Nation which has such citizens will never surrender’.
“A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week.”
“By perseverance, study, and eternal desire, any man can become great.”
“In case of doubt, attack”
-Gen. George S. Patton
“If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying and it’s not cheating unless you get caught.” I heard it from Jim Rome.
“Woulda, coulda, shoulda” Rome also