“Feels like Deca.”
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand. he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard.
“How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry. They’re just as good as dead”
“My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It’s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm”
- Mike Tyson[/quote]
LOL, these Tyson quotes are all gold.
some of my favorites . . . (obviously love some of the ones already posted)
You can’t push yourself forward by patting yourself on the back
Do or do not. There is no try - Yoda!
Great accomplishments require either great effort or great sacrifice - often both.
“when you are not practicing, remember, someone somewhere is practicing, and when you meet him he will win.” Ed Macauley
Ain’t nothing but a peanut!
Curl in the squat rack, die in the squat rack
Act like a man of thought. Think like a man of action.
I seek not only to follow in the footsteps of the men of old, I seek the things they sought.
We do not rise to the level of our expectations. We fall to the level
of our training
“I have a high art, I hurt with cruelty those who would damage me.” - Archilocus, 650 B.C.
Only a warrior chooses pacifism; all others are condemned to it.
Only one who devotes himself to a cause with his whole body and soul can be a true master. For this reason, mastery demands all of a person.
“Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.” - Sun Tzu
“Why arn’t we killing yet!” ~Khorne Berzerkers (my avatar)
“The last 29 days of the month are the hardest”
-Tesla
“Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks”
-Ghandi
“In all affairs it’s a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted.”
- Bertrand Russell
[quote]2jzgte wrote:
“Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks”
-Ghandi[/quote]
I’m sure that was Buddha
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Itchy wrote:
Yeah, I tried it when I was in college and added 45 to my max–my training partner added 55.
[Coincidentally?] that was also about the time I started developing shoulder problems 
Nearly everyone seemed to gain 50 pounds on the bench who tried it. Good stuff.
While talking about MM nostalgia, ever take a stab at the ABCDE diet? “Anabolic Burst Cycle of Diet and Exercise”? I put on about 10 pounds of lard and not much else [/quote]
Alternating between starving, and full to the point of bursting. I don’t know exactly what it did to my body comp, but it was not good.
ABCDE diet sucks ass!
[quote]2jzgte wrote:
“The last 29 days of the month are the hardest”
-Tesla
“Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks”
-Ghandi[/quote]
GHANDI SAID THAT?!?!?!?!?!!!
LMAO!!!
Being a handsome man can be rough. I break alot of hearts and hymens with these looks. It’s sometimes sad as fucking shit.-Kenny Powers
“In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends” ~ Martin Luther King Jr
“Lord knows, one would be foolish not to listen to guys hiding behind a computer that use more gear than a stable of race-horses and all they have to show for it is a 195lb piss-poor physique, shriveled nuts, and a nice case of gyno” ~ Lee Priest
“I just have this thing inside me that wants to eat and conquer. Maybe it’s egotistical, but I have it in me. I don’t want to be a tycoon. I just want to conquer people and their souls.”
“I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating”
- Mike Tyson
[quote]karlrichii wrote:
slimthugger wrote:
ask beavis i get nothing butthead
hmm… Big L if Im not mistaken?[/quote]
It is, but guessing by his username he got it from Slimthug. There are a few Houston rappers that have stolen his lines and used them as their own. Guessing they think they can get away with it as L is relatively unknown to the young southern rap contingent.
Also, we need more Tyson quotes.
Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else…
No matter how long the river, the river will reach the sea.
It is not the critic who counts, not the one who points out how the strong man stumbled or how the doer of deeds might have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred with sweat and dust and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause; who, if he wins, knows the triumph of high achievement; and who, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat."
- “The Man in the Arena”
No matter how good you get you can always get better and that’s the exciting part.
My motto was always to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or feeling badly or having trouble off the field, the only thing to do was keep swinging.
Hank Aaron
I never smile when I have a bat in my hands. That’s when you’ve got to be serious. When I get out on the field, nothing’s a joke to me. I don’t feel like I should walk around with a smile on my face.
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Also, we need more Tyson quotes.[/quote]
Enjoy!
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/3/The-Best-Mike-Tyson-Quotes-239143.html
Think of yourself as a bladed weapon that needs sharpened daily. Remember the finest edge will dull the quickest, so don?t rest on past accomplishments, keep training. As your technique becomes sharper your skills will be more difficult to improve, then you must increase the realism and intensity of your training. To live the martial way one must train their entire lives
-some guy’s sig on myspace forums
There are two types of people in this world-Those who let life happen to them and those who make life happen, which are you going to be? -heard from my mother.
[quote]ml.ger wrote:
“In all affairs it’s a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted.”
- Bertrand Russell
[/quote]
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“I paid a worker at New York’s zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let me smash that silverback’s snotbox! He declined.”
“All praise is to Allah, I’ll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I’d fight him too.”
“I’m on the Zoloft to keep from killing y’all.”
- Mike Tyson
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
Also, we need more Tyson quotes.
Enjoy!
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/3/The-Best-Mike-Tyson-Quotes-239143.html
[/quote]
The best is when he’s talkin’ shit about the Irishmans pinky ring.
God save the South, God save the South,
Her altars and firesides, God save the South!
Now that the war is nigh, now that we arm to die,
Chanting our battle cry, “Freedom or death!”
Chanting our battle cry, “Freedom or death!”
“They shall never retreat from the charge of lances”
-69th Regiment, Irish Brigade
How long can one man fight the darkness, before he finds it in himself?