“Don’t run down and bang one cow, walk down and bang the whole herd.” Old Navy Chief used to always say that
“If you ain’t thinking about pussy you’re not concentrating hard enough.” Ed Hoffman in ‘body of lies’
My formula for happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal.
f.nietzsche
may i never be complete.
may i never be content.
may i never be perfect.
-t.durden
“It is not sufficient that I suceed - all others must fail.”
“The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters.”
- Genghis Khan
“Lennox is a conqueror? No. I’m Alexander, he’s no Alexander. I’m the best ever. There’s never been anybody as ruthless. I’m Sonny Liston. I’m Jack Dempsey, there’s no one like me - I’m from their cloth. There’s no one that can match me. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!”
- Mike Tyson
[quote]Itchy wrote:
LOL you mean the “Add 50 lbs. to your bench press in 8 weeks” one?
That really takes me back.[/quote]
That’s the one.
Did you try it? Coincidentally or not it did, in fact, add exactly 50 pounds to my bench in 8 weeks.
“Most of us live like life is a trip to the mall, but in reality it’s more like the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan”
"I could not become anything:
neither bad nor good, neither a scoundrel
nor an honest man, neither a hero nor an
insect. and now i am eking out my days in my
corner, taunting myself with the bitter and
entirely useless consolation that an
intelligent man cannot seriously become
anything; that only a fool can become
something."
“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.”
“Step to this and get shanked up/I knocked out so many teeth, the tooth fairy went bankrupt”
ask beavis i get nothing butthead
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Itchy wrote:
LOL you mean the “Add 50 lbs. to your bench press in 8 weeks” one?
That really takes me back.
That’s the one.
Did you try it? Coincidentally or not it did, in fact, add exactly 50 pounds to my bench in 8 weeks.[/quote]
Yeah, I tried it when I was in college and added 45 to my max–my training partner added 55.
[Coincidentally?] that was also about the time I started developing shoulder problems 
“You can’t flex bone.” ~ TC
“You can’t shoot a rocket launcher out of a rowboat.”
“Meat, or don’t eat.” ~My girlfriend referring to a vegetarian at a BBQ
[quote]Itchy wrote:
Yeah, I tried it when I was in college and added 45 to my max–my training partner added 55.
[Coincidentally?] that was also about the time I started developing shoulder problems :)[/quote]
Nearly everyone seemed to gain 50 pounds on the bench who tried it. Good stuff.
While talking about MM nostalgia, ever take a stab at the ABCDE diet? “Anabolic Burst Cycle of Diet and Exercise”? I put on about 10 pounds of lard and not much else
[quote]JCUNN wrote:
“Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.”[/quote]
Love this one, im a big believer in how to react to things
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
“The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters.”
- Genghis Khan
[/quote]
bad ass.
“Black and white and gray, all the shades of truth”
“Soon there will be war. Millions will burn. Millions will perish in sickness and misery. Why does one death matter against so many? Because there is good and there is evil, and evil must be punished. Even in the face of Armageddon I shall not compromise in this.”
-Rorschauch
Remember friends as you pass by,
as you are now so once was I.
As I am now so you must be.
Prepare for death and follow me.
“‘It is destiny’ - phrase of the weak human heart! ‘It is destiny’ - dark apology for every error! The strong and virtuous admit no destiny.”
“The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget”
Physical strength is nothing without an indomitable will.
You cannot dream yourself into a Character, You must Hammer and Forge yourself one.
?Your actions, and your action alone, determines your worth."
“God is great, beer is good, people are crazy”
“This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time.”
“just don’t want to die without a few scars.”
“Your not your fucking khakis.”
Tyler Durden - Fight Club
?I was up above it. Now, I’m down in it.?
Trent Reznor - Nine Inch Nails
“What are you waiting for? You’re faster than this. Don’t think you are, know you are. Come on! Stop trying to hit me and hit me!”
Morpheus - The Matrix
just a few I like
“You’re much stronger than you think you are” - Superman
One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand. he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard.
“How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry. They’re just as good as dead”
“My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It’s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm”
- Mike Tyson
[quote]slimthugger wrote:
ask beavis i get nothing butthead[/quote]
hmm… Big L if Im not mistaken?
“Be Content with what you have; rejoice in the way things are. When you realize there is nothing lacking, the whole world belongs to you.”
-Lao Tzu
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Itchy wrote:
Yeah, I tried it when I was in college and added 45 to my max–my training partner added 55.
[Coincidentally?] that was also about the time I started developing shoulder problems
Nearly everyone seemed to gain 50 pounds on the bench who tried it. Good stuff.
While talking about MM nostalgia, ever take a stab at the ABCDE diet? “Anabolic Burst Cycle of Diet and Exercise”? I put on about 10 pounds of lard and not much else [/quote]
Hell yeah–I wasted 3 months with that shit–at the end I was about 15 lbs. heavier, but I’m positive it was almost all fat.
Apparently, the only one the shit worked for was Tobjorn Aker-whatever-his-name-was, the diet’s inventor.