dstrbd_one…Definitely a classic poem right there…worked into G.I.Jane quite well…
I have saved tons of quotes over the years, I’m sure I have posted most of them on t-mag at one time or another, but some recent ones I’ve come across…
“You know, I’ve been thinking…I cannot envision any circumstance in which I’ll ever have the opportunity to have sex again. How’s it gonna happen? I just don’t see how it could occur.” - George Costanza (From a really old seinfeld episode)
Stolen from a recent article…?If you take the leg extension machine, wrap a chain around it, and drag it around the parking lot, you?ll get a hell of a leg workout.? ? Unknown
These last two are quite long, but are from movies that I only just saw within the past few weeks…
?Well I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman?s back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, open your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.? ? Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) in Bull Durham
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?Well, if you give me a couple minutes of your time, I got a few things I’d like to talk to ya about. You know, what you did wasn’t really your fault. It’s what you call a genetic defect. Mom called it the, the gene. My Grandfather had the gene. He came over from the boat from Ireland in 1912 and I guess he passed it on to my old man. My old man was a great guy, a real pussy cat, you know, hard worker, big sports fan. But sometimes on his way home from the docks he liked to stop in with the guys and have a couple of beers, ya know. I remember coming home from school one day and the whole house was dark. Couldn’t figure it out. I heard my Mom crying off in the dark someplace, and I was old enough at that point I could reach the light switch. I turned the lights on and I saw what he did to her. So I went to my room and I got the baseball bat. Mickey Mantel model my old man gave me for Christmas, and I found the old man passed out in the bathtub, and I tattooed him. Needless to say, when I came home everyday from school after that the house was lit up like Ebbet’s Field, and the old man, he never drank again. So all I’m saying to you is if you wanna drink, you go ahead and drink. But if I ever find out that you laid your hands on that little girl again, me and Mr. Mantle are gonna pay you a visit my friend.? ? Lono Veccio (Denis Leary), Suicide Kings
Enjoy…Sorry about the length, but good reading nonetheless…