[quote]Doctor_D wrote:
3. All the mother fuckers at the gym who don’t wash their hands after handling their man-junk in the bathroom.
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EWW!! I never even considered this was done. And all the times after the gym, my hands unwashed, and I ate a half melted protein bar and licked off the chocolate. Sick!
I hate bleeding heart liberals. Hate em. The world has no need for them. They’re absolutely the most worthless members of society ever- well, second to pedophiles, but they’re worse than freeloaders. Most especially, taxpayers like you and I don’t need em taking from us, the working class, and giving to the lazy asses of this world.
I hate the homeless guy who uses the Starbuck’s I freqent for his morning elimination and grooming regimen. For some reason, he can’t help but get shit on the toilet seat, shit on the toilet handle, shit on the sink handle, shit on the sink, shit on the paper towel dispenser, shit on the inside door. I’m a freqent pee-er and every once in a while I have to urgently go while in Starbuck’s, and you can imagine the nightmare it is to cover all of that with napkins just for one tinkle. One day I’m going to snap and shout at him, “Stop Shitting all over the bathroom!!!”
And I hate the Starbuck’s employees who are too afraid to do anything about this guy, regardless that I’ve told them time and again about him. No, I didn’t use the word “shit” to them, but maybe I should.
I do empathize to a certain extent, but am trying to understand the homeless guys, who appear physically healthy, who copy one another and stand at the largest intersection in our town with signs saying, “unemployed” and asking for cash to help. I’m sooo tempted to make a sign, “The State Unemployment Office is a block up the street. It would make more sense to go there and apply for a job rather than stand at this intersection”
I get just a bit grossed out by gangs of scantily clad, overly made up, very inexpensively dressed young women with the Muffin Effect. One muffin, not so bad, but a baker’s dozen? Come on.
[quote]chinadoll wrote:
I get just a bit grossed out by gangs of scantily clad, overly made up, very inexpensively dressed young women with the Muffin Effect. One muffin, not so bad, but a baker’s dozen? Come on.
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No doubt. I se at least ten gangs every weekend. Muffin Tops are bad, but so are those skinny girls with no sort of booty whatsoever, wjo insist on wearing sagging pants, to where you can see their cracks. I don’t know. That’s just not attractive to me.
ALSO, girls with big boobs who wear bras that are too small, so they spill out over the top, and it looks like there’s a hump in between their jugs.
People who go on and on about how they “support the troops” and then add that they “don’t agree with the war” and “don’t like Pres. Bush”. Ok ass, you support me but not the job I’m doing or my boss??? Makes sooo much sense to me. Just call me a baby killer, you know that’s what you’re thinking anyway.
DD
PS: This Catholic voted for a war monger…and fought for him too!
[quote]Tin Can wrote:
I work in sales… When somobody is outside smoking a cigarette then comes in without chewing gum or something to mask the stench it really pisses me off. They just had a smoke then 5 seconds later are one foot from my face… Just happened right now as a matter of fact.
When I am explaining something to a client then their fucking cell phone rings and keep me waiting… AH FUCK! This happens multiple times every day.
When I am explaining something to a client, someone comes in and just interups me and the client, my blood boils.
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I think you need to get out of sales, you’re not cut out for it.
Two posts down, you mention you’re broke. Connect the dots.
every day i feel more and more like george carlin as i notice things that don’t fall into the category of peeves but major psychotic fucking hatreds.
to name a few
People who feel that we’ve evolved past the backpack being carried on your back and have put it on wheels to tow behind them like a suitcase. Its a fucking backpack - what could you possibly have in it? Lead? Why do you need to tow it behind you, taking up space and looking like a complete mook in the process?
Anyone who can’t walk - i don’t mean the handicapped by any means - i mean anyone who just can’t fathom the task of keeping pace with the rest of the pack, not stopping for no reason and above all, the concept of walking in a straight line. Every day i think i’m one step close to inadvertantly running into someone who’s decided to describe a parabolic arc whilst traversing the sidewalk. usually whilst towing their worldly goods in a small backpack on wheels.
Indulgent parents who allow their children to do whatever they please in public - like running around in restaraunts, i suppose to help them grow their independance and explore. Lady - that’s great, little timmy can jog in circles, but can you keep your crotchspawn somewhere away from me? Thanks a bunch.
the end.
Parents who bring their babies to a resturant.(as if there is a chance in hell the baby isn’t going to scream and cry)
People with 35 items in the ‘20 or less’ lane and then they have to put stuff back when they realize they don’t have enough money or food stamps to purchase.( a regular thing at Wal-mart)
Any asshole under the age of 25 that spends 20 hours a day on the cell.(unless you’re putting together million dollar deals, I doubt it’s that important)
Talking in the movie theater. (since everything comes out on a DVD in 2 months I just don’t go anymore)
[quote]NealRaymond2 wrote:
Casually and deliberately dropping a candy wrapper out the car window onto the street, and then driving off.[/quote]
Don’t forget cigarette butts…
Sitting around with people who talk about their new diets and watch them eat themselves into a hole. “I’m on the water diet, only water…no pop or other things.” Then they gulp down two pounds of fried fish and fries. I hate that.
Cell phones with ringers so loud you could hear it 3 states away. Stupid ring tones that sound like crappy portions of hit songs. Horrible quality, crackling. And people that keep their phones on like this while at work. And when its to get personal calls.
People that hang all over each other in public as though they were having sex right through their clothes. Especially true when they’re old and gross.
People eating with their mouth open and/or smacking their lips as they eat.
This is going to be a long list.
People who race to overtake me. Then once they get in front dont see other cars and start to slow down again.
People who weave in and out of traffic to get to the front. Without really getting anywhere but making the road a dangerous place.
(as you can see driving shits me)
3.1) The same girls that insist on talking about who did what with whom whilst squeeling.
16 year old boys who think they are hard. They snuck into the movies last night and yelled, booed, then when told to fuck off had a hissy fit, and kicked over bins. I hope they get beat.
Kids who buy a refillable drink at a fast food place leave the store, come back on the hour, every hour, to refill. Then to entertain themselves, do the “im so bad sneak or run in to refill”.
Australians who speed everywhere, then complain speed cameras are just revenue raising.
people who assume they know about drugs because they do alot of them. whilst telling me they are informed.
Large crowds trying to all get to the door of the train that just pulled up trying to get on first when everyone hast to get off first. I find the elderly do this the most.
Proffesional begging types.
People who use public transport to expouse their often illogical and radical beliefs of self importance on complete strangers.
People who spit and swear in public. Alot. Every second word.
Violence and the threat of violence. Without need. Cowards.
All race/culture issues over something thats illegal anyway. ITs not an excuse and often in their homeland they identify with so much they would of been shot.
Smokers in public indoor places.
People who are 2nd or 3rd generation anything. Who can barely speak their original language. Who think they are still whatever nationality. They arnt. In fact if they went back they would be complete outsiders. ON the reverse, i have nothing but admiration for people who can leave everything behind and intergrate themselves and do well.
Girlfriends who have to whipser their food order to the boyfriend when asked what they would like. Then glare at me when i put a little to much onion or something on.
Dishonesty. Live whatever way you like. I can deal with it. But tell me one thing whilst your doing another and i will hate you.
When I hold the door for a woman or man, and instead of a “thank you” I get a look that says, “I’m too good to say thank you.”
People who walk aimlessly in the middle of the isle with their shopping carts and don’t move, even after I say, “excuse me”.
People who don’t say, “excuse me” or “pardon me” when they walk in the 1 foot of space between me and the item I’m looking at in the store… and there is at least 3-4+ feet behind me.
People who don’t say, “please or thank you” to the cashier, waitress, waiter, etc.
People who call my house and don’t announce who they are. Dude, you called MY HOUSE, and you better start telling me who you are otherwise I’m hanging up on you.
People who pick up the phone at a business, hospital, etc. and think it’s professional to just say, “Hello”… Um, hello, but who the hell are you?!? You represent your business and the department you are in… give your name, business name, and ask, “how may I help you?”.
Co-workers who show up late, and my boss doesn’t say shit to them. I’m sorry, but if you’re late, it’s your own fucking fault for not waking up early enough or setting your alarm. If you can’t give a courtesy call ahead of time, I don’t have shit to say to you.
People who think that their shopping cart doesn’t have wheels and can turn… so they expect to walk through me so they can keep looking. Sorry, but move around, I’m not moving because you’re too lazy to walk around me or be polite.
People who walk their dogs in a park or walking trail and let them shit all over the place… and not clean up after them. Buddy… if it was a different time or place, I’d force you down on your knees and make you eat it! Use a plastic bag and pick up after YOUR dog!
People who fly the American Flag and it’s in TATTERS! It’s litterally down to the stars, and so faded you can barely make out the colors. Please show some respect and replace it!
People who come to America and complain that “American’s don’t speak my language”… well sorry dude, you came here, so learn ENGLISH. When I visit a foreign country I make an effort to learn their language. I even go so far as carrying around a English/Japanese, English/Korean dictionary to help me.
People who think their blinkers are to be used only when police are around.
People who think that the “Yield” sign doesn’t apply to them, and it must apply to me since I’m already in the lane and THEY are merging.
That’s about it for now…
Some of these have already been mentioned, but here’s my list:
*Idiots talking in a theater during a movie.
*Assholes who don’t flush the toilets when they’re done.
*Cretins who don’t acknowledge you when you hold the door open for them. (Will it kill you to say “thank you?”)
*Retards who walk in front of you while they smoke.
*Rude waiters.
*Dickheads who hold up a line because they can’t decide what they want. (You spent 5 minutes waiting with the rest of us. Shouldn’t you have used that time to figure out what you and your dumb friends want before getting to the register?)
*Dufus dog owners who don’t clean up after their dogs.
*Numnuts who use the locker room hair dryer to dry their crotches.
*Shithead drivers who tear through a parking lot without regard for pedestrians.
*Jerkoff drivers making right-hand turns on a red light without coming to a stop.
*Lame asses who get off of escalators and stop abruptly with you right behind them.
[quote]chinadoll wrote:
I hate the homeless guy who uses the Starbuck’s I freqent for his morning elimination and grooming regimen. For some reason, he can’t help but get shit on the toilet seat, shit on the toilet handle, shit on the sink handle, shit on the sink, shit on the paper towel dispenser, shit on the inside door. I’m a freqent pee-er and every once in a while I have to urgently go while in Starbuck’s, and you can imagine the nightmare it is to cover all of that with napkins just for one tinkle. One day I’m going to snap and shout at him, “Stop Shitting all over the bathroom!!!”
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Absolutely disgusting. I’d rather hold it and find some place else than having to go through that minefield.
Does this Starbucks only have a unisex toilet?
1.Prople who throw shit outside thier cae windows! Dont Litter!
2.People who smoke in non smoking areas!
3.People who get a dog, then just tie it up to the gate and let it eat, shit and sleep all in the same place. totally unnatural for the creature! then freak when it barks for no reason all night! I mean, geez! do some research on breed and maintenance!
4.People who dole out advice when youre not asking for it! argh.
5.Backstabbers! I mean, come on!
There my Top 5. felt better just writing it…
People who drive nice cars and complain about gas prices. (friend drives a new lincoln and is allways squallin about gas. I mean come on, ur driving a lincoln).
People who hunt purely for trophy (happens alot in my area).
When people get mad at dealers cause they lose at casinos.
Drunken cock blockers at the bar.
Ferries who dress like absolute ferries in public.
People in general acting more important than they really are with their cell phones.
Know it alls.
[quote]TeeVee69 wrote:
*Retards who walk in front of you while they smoke.[/quote]
Technically, aren’t you the one following them around? I mean, you don’t give them your itinerary and destination so that they can stay in front of you, do you?
If you stop for 10 seconds to leave a gap, do they stop and wait for you to catch up?
that buddy you have that “was all-state in high school,” had sex with 9843 girls, can drink 54 beers before he gets a buzz, when in reality he sucks at life and you are too nice to call him out every other sentence.
when you see you’re ex-girlfriend(s) after a few months and they’ve either gained 25 lbs. or have decided to become a whore.
people who complain about politics and how awful our government is…but do absolutely nothing about it. those assholes that say, “yea, but why are we even in Iraq in the first place!!!” Good fuckin call, I hope you are the president some day so you can just sit down with everyone and go, “ok, instead of doing anything, let’s just talk about why we shouldn’t be doing it, even though we already are, and get nothing accomplished.”
music, television shows, actors, etc. that voice their opinions about politics. graduate from fuckin highschool/college, stop smoking crack, and then shove you’re ideologies that i don’t want to fuckin’ hear in the first place down my throat.
i forgot one very important peeve…people that walk behind you extremely fast but for some reason don’t feel like passing you, just stepping on your shoes and talking so loud that you feel a part of their conversation.
[quote]dead lead wrote:
People who smoke around me when i’m eating. its not something i could stand even when i was a smoker.
“spillage” girls with non slender stomachs and lots of self confidnse who think its acceptable to have there belly fat spilling between there tight tops and jeans.[/quote]
I call those “muffin tops”
[quote]TeeVee69 wrote:
chinadoll wrote:
I hate the homeless guy who uses the Starbuck’s I freqent for his morning elimination and grooming regimen. For some reason, he can’t help but get shit on the toilet seat, shit on the toilet handle, shit on the sink handle, shit on the sink, shit on the paper towel dispenser, shit on the inside door. I’m a freqent pee-er and every once in a while I have to urgently go while in Starbuck’s, and you can imagine the nightmare it is to cover all of that with napkins just for one tinkle. One day I’m going to snap and shout at him, “Stop Shitting all over the bathroom!!!”
Absolutely disgusting. I’d rather hold it and find some place else than having to go through that minefield.
Does this Starbucks only have a unisex toilet?
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Yes, it only has one toilet that is unisex. Gross, eh?