Anyone else ever notice boogers on the wall while you’re pissing at a urinal?
Are guys picking their noses while they piss?
I’ve seen it many times in many places. I have no idea what the fuck is wrong with people.
[quote]vaughn5000 wrote:
Anyone else ever notice boogers on the wall while you’re pissing at a urinal?
Are guys picking their noses while they piss?
I’ve seen it many times in many places. I have no idea what the fuck is wrong with people.[/quote]
Looks like I answered my own question about the nose picking.
couples that argue in public…keep your shit to yourselves
Oooh, oooh, here’s another good one!
People who stand next to you in a department store, rip ass, and leave… or just rip ass as they’re walking by you.
Please fart outdoors, in open aisles, or on the can… not when you’re right next to someone that isn’t a good friend who can beat the shit out of you for it.
[quote]Ritchey wrote:
People who stand next to you in a department store, rip ass, and leave… or just rip ass as they’re walking by you.
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Commonly called crop dusting when done in the supermarkt.
[quote]Kayrob wrote:
Also, would it be so fucking hard to turn your stereo down when you pull into the neighborhood late at night, I don’t care how loud you are bumpin’ at the lights on the main lane (I may still think you are assclown), but fuck sake, at least turn it down instead of bumpin’ folks out of bed at 1am.[/quote]
I can attest to that one. In the same vein:
Please people! Don’t play your stupid stereo so loud that the neighbors three doors down can hear it. I don’t bother you with my music, don’t bother me with yours. If you MUST play your stereo at absurd levels, close the windows. Have some courtesy.
Pretty much all teenagers
People who take their ill-behaved children out in public.
Litterbugs
People who don’t pick up after their dogs.
People who make the assumption that entire world wants to hear their car stereo, or their conversations.
People who will always have an excuse for their bad decisions.
I work in sales… When somobody is outside smoking a cigarette then comes in without chewing gum or something to mask the stench it really pisses me off. They just had a smoke then 5 seconds later are one foot from my face… Just happened right now as a matter of fact.
When I am explaining something to a client then their fucking cell phone rings and keep me waiting… AH FUCK! This happens multiple times every day.
When I am explaining something to a client, someone comes in and just interups me and the client, my blood boils.
People who must have no life, come in with no intention of buying and shoot the shit with me. Telling me how they used to be in such great shape. Looking at me saying, “yeah, I used to be about as big as you.” I’m just thinking to myself yeah sure buddy. I just hope somebody comes in, they usually leave.
Dumbasses who eat food like Mc Donalds in the bus or any other public transport. A girl was eating a tuna sandwhich to other day for christs sake.
It’s a good thing I look like a very nice guy (very non threatening) c’ause if I looked like what I feel (pissed most the time) things would not go so well…
I think I need to take up yoga or something…
[quote]ThatGirl77 wrote:
I found a new pet peeve last night.
Eating out and hearing people from the booth behind you talking so loudly you hear every single word of their conversation.
Is it that hard to keep your voice low so only thsoe at YOUR table can hear you?[/quote]
this might be the worst thing ever.
not only is it annoying, I feel like their voices actually burrow into my head and prevent me from functioning/thinking/or having a conversation of my own. can definitely ruin a meal.
Just had this happen again the 350lb woman in bike shorts and tube top ordering half the menue at Mc Donalds and then topping it off with a diet soda!
Mormons.
Please, don’t knock on my door pretending that you want to save me. I’m doomed!
People who drag their feet when walking
People at the supermarket who park their cart in the middle of the fucking aisle and stare at the bag of cheetos, look at me gazing at them to move their fucking cart, and look back at their cheetos, not moving their cart.
When 2-3 people walk on the sidewalk twoards me but don’t single-file as I approach, forcing me to walk in the mud so that they don’t have to move
The left lane is for passing, not driving 45 mph!
Fat people who claim they tried every diet “but nothing works”. Of course nothing works when you consume 6,000 calories a day, 98% of which are fat!
I forgot this one earlier… When I’m in the bus (yes I ride the bus, I’m broke o.k.)
First of all, like everyone I look for a seat where I don’t have to sit next to somebody. But if I do have to sit next to someone and there is some little shit (usually one of those hip hop assholes…) sitting all lounged out taking like 3 seats, legs opened as far as they can go I absolutely can’t stand those fuckers. I just prefer to stand.
But if I’m just sitting there and someone comes next to me, that’s fine. But when their leg touches my leg, that drives me fuckin insane. So I move my leg over a little to create some space. And this is very curtious of me because technically, I am giving a portion of what is my seat to fuck face beside me. Then the person uses that space and their leg is touching mine again. I mean why don’t you just laye down accross all the seats if you want that much room? Especially if it’s a guy… Even worse a guy wearing shorts and has hairy legs, I would just stand or something. As a matter of fact this grosses me out so much that in the summer, I never sit on the seats. Think about it for a sec. There a people who wear shorts and their skin is touching the seat… It’s hot so they sweat (duh) well where do you think that sweat goes? If you sit there, your clothes are just going to absorb someone else’s ass puddle. Fuckin sick.
What pisses me off the most about this is that I am way bigger than any of these fuckers taking 3x’s the room I am.
P.s. Sorry for sounding like such an asshole in many of my posts… It’s just that as a bodybuilder, we have alot of size and there is no way I would snap at someone in public (99% of the time) it’s kinda like the T-knight article TC once wrote (best atomic dog of all time) we must set the example… If someone saw a bodybuilder freaking out they would assume all kinds of bad shit and I don’t think anyone here wants that. So I suck it up pound out a few reps in the gym and talk about it here. Thanks to whoever started this thread!
tin can
[quote]Tin Can wrote:
I forgot this one earlier… When I’m in the bus (yes I ride the bus, I’m broke o.k.)
First of all, like everyone I look for a seat where I don’t have to sit next to somebody. But if I do have to sit next to someone and there is some little shit (usually one of those hip hop assholes…) sitting all lounged out taking like 3 seats, legs opened as far as they can go I absolutely can’t stand those fuckers. I just prefer to stand.
But if I’m just sitting there and someone comes next to me, that’s fine. But when their leg touches my leg, that drives me fuckin insane. So I move my leg over a little to create some space. And this is very curtious of me because technically, I am giving a portion of what is my seat to fuck face beside me. Then the person uses that space and their leg is touching mine again. I mean why don’t you just laye down accross all the seats if you want that much room? Especially if it’s a guy… Even worse a guy wearing shorts and has hairy legs, I would just stand or something. As a matter of fact this grosses me out so much that in the summer, I never sit on the seats. Think about it for a sec. There a people who wear shorts and their skin is touching the seat… It’s hot so they sweat (duh) well where do you think that sweat goes? If you sit there, your clothes are just going to absorb someone else’s ass puddle. Fuckin sick.
What pisses me off the most about this is that I am way bigger than any of these fuckers taking 3x’s the room I am.
P.s. Sorry for sounding like such an asshole in many of my posts… It’s just that as a bodybuilder, we have alot of size and there is no way I would snap at someone in public (99% of the time) it’s kinda like the T-knight article TC once wrote (best atomic dog of all time) we must set the example… If someone saw a bodybuilder freaking out they would assume all kinds of bad shit and I don’t think anyone here wants that. So I suck it up pound out a few reps in the gym and talk about it here. Thanks to whoever started this thread!
tin can[/quote]
You. Are. Such. A. Fag.
Honestly. “I’m a white knight ambassador of the bodybuilder culture. Eeewww, I sat in sweat! Grossssss.” Perhaps all these people could disable negative feedback in autonomic nervous system for you?
[quote]LoneLobo wrote:
Tin Can wrote:
I forgot this one earlier… When I’m in the bus (yes I ride the bus, I’m broke o.k.)
First of all, like everyone I look for a seat where I don’t have to sit next to somebody. But if I do have to sit next to someone and there is some little shit (usually one of those hip hop assholes…) sitting all lounged out taking like 3 seats, legs opened as far as they can go I absolutely can’t stand those fuckers. I just prefer to stand.
But if I’m just sitting there and someone comes next to me, that’s fine. But when their leg touches my leg, that drives me fuckin insane. So I move my leg over a little to create some space. And this is very curtious of me because technically, I am giving a portion of what is my seat to fuck face beside me. Then the person uses that space and their leg is touching mine again. I mean why don’t you just laye down accross all the seats if you want that much room? Especially if it’s a guy… Even worse a guy wearing shorts and has hairy legs, I would just stand or something. As a matter of fact this grosses me out so much that in the summer, I never sit on the seats. Think about it for a sec. There a people who wear shorts and their skin is touching the seat… It’s hot so they sweat (duh) well where do you think that sweat goes? If you sit there, your clothes are just going to absorb someone else’s ass puddle. Fuckin sick.
What pisses me off the most about this is that I am way bigger than any of these fuckers taking 3x’s the room I am.
P.s. Sorry for sounding like such an asshole in many of my posts… It’s just that as a bodybuilder, we have alot of size and there is no way I would snap at someone in public (99% of the time) it’s kinda like the T-knight article TC once wrote (best atomic dog of all time) we must set the example… If someone saw a bodybuilder freaking out they would assume all kinds of bad shit and I don’t think anyone here wants that. So I suck it up pound out a few reps in the gym and talk about it here. Thanks to whoever started this thread!
tin can
You. Are. Such. A. Fag.
Honestly. “I’m a white knight ambassador of the bodybuilder culture. Eeewww, I sat in sweat! Grossssss.” Perhaps all these people could disable negative feedback in autonomic nervous system for you?[/quote]
Whatever man… Let me guess, you’re one of those little hip hop fuckers. Right? Of course you wouldn’t acknowldge my correctness as that would prove you being a little fagget who wears oversized clothes to hide his pathetic girly body. Anyway have a nice night, and don’t ever sit next to me. I’ll make an exception and snap your little pencil neck.
So I guess you think TC’s article was dumb. Did you even read it? Well let me break it down for ya. It talks about little shits like you being one of the big problems in society. I am acknowledged by many as a matter of fact as being a role model in many ways, teaching to many the proper ways of eating and everything else involved in bodybuilding. Been doing this for 17 fucking years asshole. So yes I am an embassador in that sense thank you for the compliment. Now piss off.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
People at my table in a resturant who-
a. Pick an item on the menue, then change everything about it.
b. Complain to the waitstaff that it isn’t done right.
c. Smugly proclaim that the server will get no tip for that horrible meal.
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I have to add!
d. People who read the menu for 30 minutes then when they finally say they’re ready, spend another 20 asking you what’s in this and what’s in that while pointing to the item description they just read.
e. The bonders. The ones that need to touch your arm, ask you a bunch of personal questions, and use your name constantly. Sabrina! Hello, Sabrina. Sabrina, can I get a refill Sabrina. And Sabrina, when you come back, could I get a swift kick in the ass Sabrina? Thaaaaaaanks, Sabrina.
f. Those idiots who take an infant to a fine dining establishment with 15 pounds of cheerios they let it throw all the fuck over the place while they eat.
And when you are dining at a restaurant with a booth, the people who let their kid lean into your booth over the top and stare at you. Just staring and staring.
[quote]xtolgax wrote:
ThatGirl77 wrote:
I found a new pet peeve last night.
Eating out and hearing people from the booth behind you talking so loudly you hear every single word of their conversation.
Is it that hard to keep your voice low so only thsoe at YOUR table can hear you?
this might be the worst thing ever.
not only is it annoying, I feel like their voices actually burrow into my head and prevent me from functioning/thinking/or having a conversation of my own. can definitely ruin a meal.[/quote]
Yes! I was so aggravated by her obnoxious noise that I wanted to ask her if she minded just SHUTTING HER MOUTH. she was droning on and on about some medical crap. Here’s a thought, honey: I don’t wanna KNOW about your latest procedure! Thanks!
[quote]Sabrina wrote:
f. Those idiots who take an infant to a fine dining establishment with 15 pounds of cheerios they let it throw all the fuck over the place while they eat.
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Have you worked in a restaurant, Sabrina? You seem like you understand. LOL!!!
I used to hostess and have waited a few tables. It is not my idea of a good time when I have to clean up and sweep up after an unruly little brat who has idiots for parents.
(Before anyone gets their underoos in a wad - I have 2 kids that I have NEVER allowed to make messes like that!)
[quote]
And when you are dining at a restaurant with a booth, the people who let their kid lean into your booth over the top and stare at you. Just staring and staring.[/quote]
My kids like to pop their heads up and smile. eyes rolling I make them turn around. Usually the ppl on the other side smile or something, but I still make mine turn around! I don’t like ppl staring at me while I eat, either.
LOL Sabrina!
Peeves:
- Saliva (which is somewhat odd considering what I do for a living).
- People who see I’m in a bad mood and tell me to “cheer up!”.
- All the mother fuckers at the gym who don’t wash their hands after handling their man-junk in the bathroom.
- Gym locker-room floor-spitters.
- Circus-folk.
- The Dutch.
- Drunk people who think they’re charming.
- Those who have yet to realize that mullets are not a fashion plus.
etc. etc
[quote]ThatGirl77 wrote:
Sabrina wrote:
f. Those idiots who take an infant to a fine dining establishment with 15 pounds of cheerios they let it throw all the fuck over the place while they eat.
Have you worked in a restaurant, Sabrina? You seem like you understand. LOL!!!
I used to hostess and have waited a few tables. It is not my idea of a good time when I have to clean up and sweep up after an unruly little brat who has idiots for parents.
(Before anyone gets their underoos in a wad - I have 2 kids that I have NEVER allowed to make messes like that!)
And when you are dining at a restaurant with a booth, the people who let their kid lean into your booth over the top and stare at you. Just staring and staring.
My kids like to pop their heads up and smile. eyes rolling I make them turn around. Usually the ppl on the other side smile or something, but I still make mine turn around! I don’t like ppl staring at me while I eat, either.[/quote]
Ha! Yeah, I actually enjoyed restaurant work for the most part. But damn, some people are very stupid.
I don’t mind the kids that just pop over the top, and the ones that are precocious and strike up that random kid conversation. But some people just let them totally invade you space.
[quote]Doctor_D wrote:
2. People who see I’m in a bad mood and tell me to “cheer up!”.
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Oh jesus, that and “Hang in there!”
Also, the ones that insist you are mad at them when you aren’t, although you usually are by then end of their assault.
And the ones who do the, “Wow, you look tired! Did you get enough sleep?” Obviously if I am tired I didn’t get enough sleep. Fuckers. Hahaha!
Sab