Project Invade Trekkie Forum!

thought the spinoff of the sewing forum attack needed it’s own thread!

register, join the fun - The Trek BBS

some have already been locked, these threads are still going:

would you guess this to me: would you guess this picture to me that the reputation of trekkie | The Trek BBS

weight room: Weight Room on the Enterprise | The Trek BBS

overweight people onboard: Why are there no overweight or obese people in Star Trek? | Page 9 | The Trek BBS

fitted trek tee (celtics): Fitted Trek Tee - Would I Look Like a Douche | The Trek BBS

star trek on steriods: Star Trek and Steroids | The Trek BBS

Epic lulz coming from DBKlingon over there.
Velocity WarpDrive Diet is a personal favourite haha!

They have this thread where new members introduce themselves to the rest of the site. You guys gotta go on here and introduce yourselves to your fellow Trekkies! Here’s how I introduced myself:

Hey everyone! I am REALLY excited to be here! I’ve been a huge fan of the original series since I was just a small, innocent little child watching old reruns while my dad let me have a few sips of his beer. SSSHHHHHH, don’t tell Mom!

Anyways, like I said I am absolutely PUMPED to be here! I cannot wait until I have enough posts to get my own avatar and start receiving/sending PMs and getting friends and so on. I’ll tell you guys a little about me:
I think Klingons get a bad rap
I think Star Wars is cooler than Star Trek, but that says more about Star Wars than it does about Star Trek, since they’re both the epitome of cool. If Steve McQueen had played Kirk instead of Billy Shatner, then it would have been cooler than Star Wars. However, on the issue of Darth Vader and his infallibility, there can be no compromise. But that’s neither here nor there.
I try to go to as many conventions as possible out here in California where I live. Me and my friends like to get all dressed up in our outfits and hang out and drink Kool-Aid and talk shop with the other fans.
I am heterosexual.
I loved the newest movie and I am really looking forward to future ones.
I joined with some friends of mine from CrossFit, so there are a bunch of us floating around in the universe today. I went to one of my Crossfit sessions in my Federation uniform (the tan one, just like Kirk wore!) and all of the Star Trek fans there came forward and introduced themselves to me. We all decided to join a fan site together so we could share our love of Star Trek with everyone and be a part of a really cool community. I think we found the right place!
Since I mentioned CrossFit, I should mention that I really like to move some heavy weight around and do enough cardio to stay just short of rhabdomyolysis. So anyone else out there who likes to get their swole on, feel free to hit me up via PM once I have 50 posts!

That’s all for now! I look forward to getting to know all of you much better in the future!

DBKlingon is a closet trekkie i think, knowledge is too good! LOL

[quote]NoWheyOut wrote:
DBKlingon is a closet trekkie i think, knowledge is too good! LOL[/quote]

No fucking way man! I just put wikipedia on one page and the Trekfag forum on the other for quick referencing.

I just got an infraction on my profile for saying that Wesley Crusher looks like he has fullblown AIDS.

Epic fail for DBKlingon not getting himself kicked off the forum!

He has been assimilated…

[quote]SpockyD wrote:

[quote]Santa’s Camel wrote:

[quote]SpockyD wrote:
I always thought Kirk was a little soft.

What was his bench press, squat, and deadlift numbers?
[/quote]

Are you talking standard Earth, lunar, or Vulcan gravity?
[/quote]

Well I guess it depends which federation rules they lift under. If it’s EPLA rules, then Earth gravity.

I don’t know if any of the Vulcan federations have raw divisions. I remember seeing a pic of Spock in an Inzer 3-ply bench shirt.
[/quote]

Lmao.

I lol’d at the one serious guy in between the two trolls.

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[quote]RoJoHen wrote: View Post

[quote]AlphaTrek wrote: View Post
what about hgh and the creatinez?

i bet all teh captains were on dat creatinez bruh!

thats harder to detect too.[/quote]
Creatine is also perfectly legal. You can buy it at the grocery store.[/quote]
They’ll illegalize it soon. It causes rhabdomyolysis. Remember those kids in Oregon over the summer. It’s practically a steroid. Recent studies strongly indicate that creatine causes massive kidney and gall bladder damage, is responsible for many degenerative conditions in the amygdala and even can lead to a loss of control over emotions, in effect creatine rage. [/quote]

5x5 or 3x8 ? you decide:

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They’ll illegalize it soon. It causes rhabdomyolysis. Remember those kids in Oregon over the summer. It’s practically a steroid. Recent studies strongly indicate that creatine causes massive kidney and gall bladder damage, is responsible for many degenerative conditions in the amygdala and even can lead to a loss of control over emotions, in effect creatine rage. [/quote]

jesus christ, why? why would someone do this? I know we all laugh at creatine rage and all that, but there are very many uneducated people out there who would take this post as 100% fact.

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

It IS 100% fact.

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

I don’t think people on the Star Trek forums are too much of a worry when it comes to sports and fitness supplements…

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
They have this thread where new members introduce themselves to the rest of the site. You guys gotta go on here and introduce yourselves to your fellow Trekkies! Here’s how I introduced myself:

Hey everyone! I am REALLY excited to be here! I’ve been a huge fan of the original series since I was just a small, innocent little child watching old reruns while my dad let me have a few sips of his beer. SSSHHHHHH, don’t tell Mom!

Anyways, like I said I am absolutely PUMPED to be here! I cannot wait until I have enough posts to get my own avatar and start receiving/sending PMs and getting friends and so on. I’ll tell you guys a little about me:
I think Klingons get a bad rap
I think Star Wars is cooler than Star Trek, but that says more about Star Wars than it does about Star Trek, since they’re both the epitome of cool. If Steve McQueen had played Kirk instead of Billy Shatner, then it would have been cooler than Star Wars. However, on the issue of Darth Vader and his infallibility, there can be no compromise. But that’s neither here nor there.
I try to go to as many conventions as possible out here in California where I live. Me and my friends like to get all dressed up in our outfits and hang out and drink Kool-Aid and talk shop with the other fans.
I am heterosexual.
I loved the newest movie and I am really looking forward to future ones.
I joined with some friends of mine from CrossFit, so there are a bunch of us floating around in the universe today. I went to one of my Crossfit sessions in my Federation uniform (the tan one, just like Kirk wore!) and all of the Star Trek fans there came forward and introduced themselves to me. We all decided to join a fan site together so we could share our love of Star Trek with everyone and be a part of a really cool community. I think we found the right place!
Since I mentioned CrossFit, I should mention that I really like to move some heavy weight around and do enough cardio to stay just short of rhabdomyolysis. So anyone else out there who likes to get their swole on, feel free to hit me up via PM once I have 50 posts!

That’s all for now! I look forward to getting to know all of you much better in the future! [/quote]

Anyone called you on being a troll yet…?

Pppfffffffffft, trekkies!

[quote]TREKKIE FORUM MOD wrote:
This appears to be a discussion between 3 posters, and is amazingly similar to one that got closed in TNG yesterday.

Since the topic’s already been closed in a Trek forum, I’m not inclined to send it there and since it really has no content that applies to sports and fitness today, I’m closing it.

Additionally, per Holdfast’s caution yesterday, AlphaTrek, DBKlingon, and Sisk0 all have infractions for spamming. Comments to PM.
[/quote]

[quote]NoWheyOut wrote:

[quote]TREKKIE FORUM MOD wrote:
This appears to be a discussion between 3 posters, and is amazingly similar to one that got closed in TNG yesterday.

Since the topic’s already been closed in a Trek forum, I’m not inclined to send it there and since it really has no content that applies to sports and fitness today, I’m closing it.

Additionally, per Holdfast’s caution yesterday, AlphaTrek, DBKlingon, and Sisk0 all have infractions for spamming. Comments to PM.
[/quote]
[/quote]

LOL. Nice work, ensigns.

[quote]Jereth127 wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
They have this thread where new members introduce themselves to the rest of the site. You guys gotta go on here and introduce yourselves to your fellow Trekkies! Here’s how I introduced myself:

Hey everyone! I am REALLY excited to be here! I’ve been a huge fan of the original series since I was just a small, innocent little child watching old reruns while my dad let me have a few sips of his beer. SSSHHHHHH, don’t tell Mom!

Anyways, like I said I am absolutely PUMPED to be here! I cannot wait until I have enough posts to get my own avatar and start receiving/sending PMs and getting friends and so on. I’ll tell you guys a little about me:
I think Klingons get a bad rap
I think Star Wars is cooler than Star Trek, but that says more about Star Wars than it does about Star Trek, since they’re both the epitome of cool. If Steve McQueen had played Kirk instead of Billy Shatner, then it would have been cooler than Star Wars. However, on the issue of Darth Vader and his infallibility, there can be no compromise. But that’s neither here nor there.
I try to go to as many conventions as possible out here in California where I live. Me and my friends like to get all dressed up in our outfits and hang out and drink Kool-Aid and talk shop with the other fans.
I am heterosexual.
I loved the newest movie and I am really looking forward to future ones.
I joined with some friends of mine from CrossFit, so there are a bunch of us floating around in the universe today. I went to one of my Crossfit sessions in my Federation uniform (the tan one, just like Kirk wore!) and all of the Star Trek fans there came forward and introduced themselves to me. We all decided to join a fan site together so we could share our love of Star Trek with everyone and be a part of a really cool community. I think we found the right place!
Since I mentioned CrossFit, I should mention that I really like to move some heavy weight around and do enough cardio to stay just short of rhabdomyolysis. So anyone else out there who likes to get their swole on, feel free to hit me up via PM once I have 50 posts!

That’s all for now! I look forward to getting to know all of you much better in the future! [/quote]

Anyone called you on being a troll yet…?[/quote]

Yeah. Everyone who’s participated in any of our T-Nation-inspired threads and at least 3 moderators.

I’m literally laughing my ass off over the “would you guess to me” thread?

Jesus, you guys are slow (maybe time to cut down on the steroids you are always going on about over at Trekbbs?), didn’t you think it wasn’t obvious what you were upto? We were all laughing our arses off at how dumb you guys are - “oh look how we’ve pulled the wool over their eyes” - it’s a like a rhino shitting in the corner of the room and then thinking nobody has noticed…