[quote]Bob Roberts wrote:
Jesus, you guys are slow (maybe time to cut down on the steroids you are always going on about over at Trekbbs?), didn’t you think it wasn’t obvious what you were upto? We were all laughing our arses off at how dumb you guys are - “oh look how we’ve pulled the wool over their eyes” - it’s a like a rhino shitting in the corner of the room and then thinking nobody has noticed… [/quote]
Yeah, everyone here really thought we had you guys fooled. The plan was so well executed and we’ve been planning this for about 2 and a half years now.
How you guys figured out that they weren’t legit posters is beyond my stupid roid filled brain.
[quote]Bob Roberts wrote:
Jesus, you guys are slow (maybe time to cut down on the steroids you are always going on about over at Trekbbs?), didn’t you think it wasn’t obvious what you were upto? We were all laughing our arses off at how dumb you guys are - “oh look how we’ve pulled the wool over their eyes” - it’s a like a rhino shitting in the corner of the room and then thinking nobody has noticed… [/quote]
Get the fuck off my dick. I could care less whether you nerds think we’re dumb or not. It’s base-level entertainment that we find funny. What your opinion on the matter is is immaterial. Shit, this has happened in a fucking QUILTING THREAD!!!
[quote]Bob Roberts wrote:
Jesus, you guys are slow (maybe time to cut down on the steroids you are always going on about over at Trekbbs?), didn’t you think it wasn’t obvious what you were upto? We were all laughing our arses off at how dumb you guys are - “oh look how we’ve pulled the wool over their eyes” - it’s a like a rhino shitting in the corner of the room and then thinking nobody has noticed… [/quote]
[quote]Bob Roberts wrote:
Jesus, you guys are slow (maybe time to cut down on the steroids you are always going on about over at Trekbbs?), didn’t you think it wasn’t obvious what you were upto? We were all laughing our arses off at how dumb you guys are - “oh look how we’ve pulled the wool over their eyes” - it’s a like a rhino shitting in the corner of the room and then thinking nobody has noticed… [/quote]
See, when you post here and try a troll job, we respond with fire and brimstone. In your thread, you nerds sit in your little spacepods and snicker to yourselves while the moderators shut everything down. We really did pull the wool over your eyes because you thought that we thought you didn’t know we were spamming. But we KNEW you knew and didn’t care. We’re all laughing our asses off - “they probably think WE think that we’re pulling the wool over their eyes!” - come on pal.
Start at the sex forum. That’s where all their agents end up at here. Your code name is VirgilioGonzalez. Mine is JJAngleton. Virgilio was one of the Cubans arrested during the Watergate break-in and James Jesus Angleton was the father of counter-intelligence in the CIA’s glory years.
Plan? There is no plan. Where we’re going, we don’t need a plan.
But I won’t be there until at least 5pm. Upper body pressing and then drumming and then some attention for the GF and THEN spamming.
I’ve been lurking in the dark for a long long time, but I had to post to say that is some classic comedy. How bout ‘Holding up a shoe to see how big my ship is’ or some shit like that?
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
They have this thread where new members introduce themselves to the rest of the site. You guys gotta go on here and introduce yourselves to your fellow Trekkies! Here’s how I introduced myself:
Hey everyone! I am REALLY excited to be here! I’ve been a huge fan of the original series since I was just a small, innocent little child watching old reruns while my dad let me have a few sips of his beer. SSSHHHHHH, don’t tell Mom!
Anyways, like I said I am absolutely PUMPED to be here! I cannot wait until I have enough posts to get my own avatar and start receiving/sending PMs and getting friends and so on. I’ll tell you guys a little about me:
I think Klingons get a bad rap
I think Star Wars is cooler than Star Trek, but that says more about Star Wars than it does about Star Trek, since they’re both the epitome of cool. If Steve McQueen had played Kirk instead of Billy Shatner, then it would have been cooler than Star Wars. However, on the issue of Darth Vader and his infallibility, there can be no compromise. But that’s neither here nor there.
I try to go to as many conventions as possible out here in California where I live. Me and my friends like to get all dressed up in our outfits and hang out and drink Kool-Aid and talk shop with the other fans.
I am heterosexual.
I loved the newest movie and I am really looking forward to future ones.
I joined with some friends of mine from CrossFit, so there are a bunch of us floating around in the universe today. I went to one of my Crossfit sessions in my Federation uniform (the tan one, just like Kirk wore!) and all of the Star Trek fans there came forward and introduced themselves to me. We all decided to join a fan site together so we could share our love of Star Trek with everyone and be a part of a really cool community. I think we found the right place!
Since I mentioned CrossFit, I should mention that I really like to move some heavy weight around and do enough cardio to stay just short of rhabdomyolysis. So anyone else out there who likes to get their swole on, feel free to hit me up via PM once I have 50 posts!
That’s all for now! I look forward to getting to know all of you much better in the future! [/quote]
The Trekkie forum is way better. There’s not enough traffic in Knitting and it’s too obvious who’s who. The Trekkie forum is great because I honestly can’t tell if some of those guys are real or if they are trolling from here. Many times it turns out they are dead serious. Also has the challenge of the ever-present and ready to strike moderators. You need to have some subtlety or you’re outta there.
The Trekkie forum is way better. There’s not enough traffic in Knitting and it’s too obvious who’s who. The Trekkie forum is great because I honestly can’t tell if some of those guys are real or if they are trolling from here. Many times it turns out they are dead serious. Also has the challenge of the ever-present and ready to strike moderators. You need to have some subtlety or you’re outta there.[/quote]
That’s it. I’m opening up a new account there. I must be able to circumvent my lifetime ban somehow! Look for someone named JJAngleton or DB something, or maybe even Thimbledeau. There was too much funny shit in there between me and AlphaTrek/NoWheyOut to stand on the sidelines anymore! True covert conspirators can sneak past lifetime bans!