Progressively Overload w/ Alcohol

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
fuck off about my parents. They were at the Raiders game at the time.[/quote]

This line clearly denotes that they’re degenerates though, even if that incident wasn’t their fault.

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
fuck off about my parents. They were at the Raiders game at the time.[/quote]

This line clearly denotes that they’re degenerates though, even if that incident wasn’t their fault.[/quote]

Listen, my parents may be degenerates but at least they were nice enough to buy me that sick pair of Gucci eyeglasses that I’m sportin’ in my avatar.

Look, all you people who are giving advice in this thread and have made NO DRINKING PROGRESS just need to STFU. Come back here when you have a 24 oz beer in each hand. Maybe then your opinion will be worth something. And OP, this girl has been in the drinking game for how long, and she still can’t handle 12 shots of everclear supersetted with 6 margaritas? I don’t think she’s really cut out for this.

[quote]HG Thrower wrote:
Look, all you people who are giving advice in this thread and have made NO DRINKING PROGRESS just need to STFU. Come back here when you have a 24 oz beer in each hand. Maybe then your opinion will be worth something. And OP, this girl has been in the drinking game for how long, and she still can’t handle 12 shots of everclear supersetted with 6 margaritas? I don’t think she’s really cut out for this.[/quote]

Would you suggest doing Zercher shots to improve the drinking game?

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
fuck off about my parents. They were at the Raiders game at the time.[/quote]

This line clearly denotes that they’re degenerates though, even if that incident wasn’t their fault.[/quote]

Listen, my parents may be degenerates but at least they were nice enough to buy me that sick pair of Gucci eyeglasses that I’m sportin’ in my avatar.[/quote]

hahahhahaa

[quote]Edevus wrote:

[quote]HG Thrower wrote:
Look, all you people who are giving advice in this thread and have made NO DRINKING PROGRESS just need to STFU. Come back here when you have a 24 oz beer in each hand. Maybe then your opinion will be worth something. And OP, this girl has been in the drinking game for how long, and she still can’t handle 12 shots of everclear supersetted with 6 margaritas? I don’t think she’s really cut out for this.[/quote]

Would you suggest doing Zercher shots to improve the drinking game?[/quote]
I would NEVER do Zercher shots. I’ve ruptured my liver before. Zercher shots put way too much stress on the liver, considering that I chug 85 oz PBRs several times a week.

Marathon + HIIT Drinking: Drink until she blacks out, continue drinking. Wake up next day, repeat. Vary beverage type to avoid stagnation/boredom.

[quote]HG Thrower wrote:
Look, all you people who are giving advice in this thread and have made NO DRINKING PROGRESS just need to STFU. Come back here when you have a 24 oz beer in each hand. Maybe then your opinion will be worth something. And OP, this girl has been in the drinking game for how long, and she still can’t handle 12 shots of everclear supersetted with 6 margaritas? I don’t think she’s really cut out for this.[/quote]

You talk a lot of trash for a man who does a lot of drinking in a skirt. Real men do their drinking in short shorts. I think some pics are in order to back up your talking on this one.

I’m thinking about adding in more Jack Shots. Heard the eastern blocs work their way up to the 7 and 8 hundreds on these, ass to grass.

[quote]Tstud_9 wrote:
Marathon + HIIT Drinking: Drink until she blacks out, continue drinking. Wake up next day, repeat. Vary beverage type to avoid stagnation/boredom.[/quote]
Sounds more like the crown-fit. You’ll never adapt if you try to stress your body with so many different types of alcohol without progression!

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
I say go for it and hopefully you all die of alcohol poisoning half way in. It will be your reward for willfully ingesting that much of a toxic substance :)[/quote]

Do you still draw X’s on your hands?

[quote]Simon Adebisi wrote:

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
I say go for it and hopefully you all die of alcohol poisoning half way in. It will be your reward for willfully ingesting that much of a toxic substance :)[/quote]

Do you still draw X’s on your hands?[/quote]

No sir, clearly I have made the mature life decision to have them tattooed on to my hands. Straight Edge for life…

That’s adorable.

[quote]HG Thrower wrote:
Look, all you people who are giving advice in this thread and have made NO DRINKING PROGRESS just need to STFU. Come back here when you have a 24 oz beer in each hand. Maybe then your opinion will be worth something. And OP, this girl has been in the drinking game for how long, and she still can’t handle 12 shots of everclear supersetted with 6 margaritas? I don’t think she’s really cut out for this.[/quote]

Genius!
I wish I’d thought of this! Well done!

[quote]Tstud_9 wrote:
Marathon + HIIT Drinking: Drink until she blacks out, continue drinking. Wake up next day, repeat. Vary beverage type to avoid stagnation/boredom.[/quote]

The bulgarian method is to replicate competition like drinking. Stick to the competition drinks and max out everyday

So this is the cool thing the cool kids do.

No man, you gotta train with big compound drinks, none of this isolation bullshit. Mix PBR, Jack, and Everclear in an Anaconda bottle and have her pound that down with some NOxplode. Have her do 3 sets of 5 singles like this. Finish with kegstands for conditioning and mobility work, and she’ll be holding it like a champ in no time.

Also see if you can get her jelqing on the swedish protocol, i hear it helps.

You other guys are so stupid its amazing. The OP is now one of the most successful trolls on this site. Its hilarious how serious you guys are.

[quote]grayman19 wrote:
No man, you gotta train with big compound drinks, none of this isolation bullshit. Mix PBR, Jack, and Everclear in an Anaconda bottle and have her pound that down with some NOxplode. Have her do 3 sets of 5 singles like this. Finish with kegstands for conditioning and mobility work, and she’ll be holding it like a champ in no time.

Also see if you can get her jelqing on the swedish protocol, i hear it helps.

You other guys are so stupid its amazing. The OP is now one of the most successful trolls on this site. Its hilarious how serious you guys are.[/quote]

I’m not sure Professor X would agree with this ignoring the isolation drinking thing.

[quote]Edevus wrote:

[quote]grayman19 wrote:
No man, you gotta train with big compound drinks, none of this isolation bullshit. Mix PBR, Jack, and Everclear in an Anaconda bottle and have her pound that down with some NOxplode. Have her do 3 sets of 5 singles like this. Finish with kegstands for conditioning and mobility work, and she’ll be holding it like a champ in no time.

Also see if you can get her jelqing on the swedish protocol, i hear it helps.

You other guys are so stupid its amazing. The OP is now one of the most successful trolls on this site. Its hilarious how serious you guys are.[/quote]

I’m not sure Professor X would agree with this ignoring the isolation drinking thing. [/quote]

Not sure if X’s opinion counts in this thread. I want some proof that he knows what he’s doing in the drinking game.

[quote]grayman19 wrote:
No man, you gotta train with big compound drinks, none of this isolation bullshit. Mix PBR, Jack, and Everclear in an Anaconda bottle and have her pound that down with some NOxplode. Have her do 3 sets of 5 singles like this. Finish with kegstands for conditioning and mobility work, and she’ll be holding it like a champ in no time.

Also see if you can get her jelqing on the swedish protocol, i hear it helps.

You other guys are so stupid its amazing. The OP is now one of the most successful trolls on this site. Its hilarious how serious you guys are.[/quote]

LOL. Women can’t Jelquing.

I call bullshit Otep. The OP will find a way.