Professor X Where Have You Gone?

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I bet he’s out pitty’ing fools.

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[quote]Therizza wrote:
Steely Dan, if that’s you in your avatar, you’re looking yoked man! It’s from fighting all them grizzly bears up in Maine, aint it?[/quote]

He fights them, then he eats them.

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Maine grizzlies are the biggest and meanest.

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[quote]Nards wrote:
If you’ve ever been on the CrossFit forum you’ll see large amounts of fawning over the girls of CrossFit. The guys will post about how awesome some girl Crossfitter is and how she could “totally kick my ass”.

Professor X seems to be our CrossFit girl.[/quote]

The quality of your posts continue to go up. Good stuff.

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never realized professor x ws a rap reference, sorry for being uninitiated

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Let me help you in his absence.

You’re not eating enough. Now, you’re dismissed. Go forth, lift and eat, and be happy. [/quote]

Wow, that’s a pretty good impersonation -lol.

S

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who gives a fuck where Professor X is?

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Let’s conjure up a chant that will summon him.

“Functional strength, functional strength” Say it with me! “Functional strength, functional strength, functional strength, functional strength” Say it with me! “Functional strength, functional strength, functional strength, functional strength” Say it with me! “Functional strength, functional strength, functional strength,…”

Please don’t kill me, Professor professorson.

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

Let me help you in his absence.

You’re not eating enough. Now, you’re dismissed. Go forth, lift and eat, and be ashamed of your progress. [/quote]

Fixed.

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Probably beating up a skinny white guy in a bathroom somewhere.

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I saw Professor X the other day. He trains in my gym with the Rock. They were both lifting moderate weights for high reps.

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[quote]krebcycle wrote:
I saw Professor X the other day. He trains in my gym with the Rock. They were both lifting moderate weights for high reps.[/quote]

On his off days he comes and goes on 3 mile jogs with me.

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[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]krebcycle wrote:
I saw Professor X the other day. He trains in my gym with the Rock. They were both lifting moderate weights for high reps.[/quote]

On his off days he comes and goes on 3 mile jogs with me.[/quote]

That sounds about right. He looks a lot leaner in real life.

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Or maybe he’s getting his neck bolts tightened.

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[quote]Nards wrote:
Or maybe he’s getting his neck bolts tightened.[/quote]

LOL Blackenstein…

fcuk I loves da intarnet lol

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I can’t believe I watched that whole thing!

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[quote]krebcycle wrote:
I saw Professor X the other day. He trains in my gym with the Rock. They were both lifting moderate weights for high reps.[/quote]

The funny thing is, I’m a Personal Trainer at Equinox in NYC and the Rock actually did come in to train yesterday. I think he’s in town for a Fast Five thing.

Needless to say, he was lifting heavy weight.

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A famous man once said, “The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself”.

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[quote]Nards wrote:
I can’t believe I watched that whole thing![/quote]

Shit wasnt it’ LOL!

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[quote]FutureGL wrote:

[quote]krebcycle wrote:
I saw Professor X the other day. He trains in my gym with the Rock. They were both lifting moderate weights for high reps.[/quote]

The funny thing is, I’m a Personal Trainer at Equinox in NYC and the Rock actually did come in to train yesterday. I think he’s in town for a Fast Five thing.

Needless to say, he was lifting heavy weight.[/quote]

psst! px dont like pt’s…

…come to think of it he dont like anybody!