Professor X Where Have You Gone?

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Myabe its just me or maybe im just not looking in the right places but i havent seen a post by professor x in quite some time. i hope he is still out there some where because i definitly have benifited from reading the bulk of his posts and i just hope im looking in the wrong places and that he is still on here somewhere.

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You aren’t looking hard.

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He’s too busy saving the world to post in this thread.

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Here he is: https://tnation.tmuscle.com/hub/Professor%20X

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[quote]builditbigger wrote:
Myabe its just me or maybe im just not looking in the right places but i havent seen a post by professor x in quite some time. i hope he is still out there some where because i definitly have benifited from reading the bulk of his posts and i just hope im looking in the wrong places and that he is still on here somewhere.[/quote]

I see at least a few of his posts each day. By not looking in the right places, have you been reading the Olympic Lifting Forum?

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Kids and Heroes

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He’s probably elbow-deep in someone’s orifice.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
He’s probably elbow-deep in someone’s orifice.[/quote]

Now that’s one deep orifice.

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[quote]builditbigger wrote:
Myabe its just me or maybe im just not looking in the right places but i havent seen a post by professor x in quite some time. i hope he is still out there some where because i definitly have benifited from reading the bulk of his posts and i just hope im looking in the wrong places and that he is still on here somewhere.[/quote]

Have you caught the ghey?

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OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG… ProfessorX isn’t here?

Bbbbbbbbbut, I have to work out in a few minutes and I’m not sure if I should go with 9 reps or 10 reps!!! I don’t know if I should eat 36.55 grams of protein before or 56.54646 grams!!! Faack!

My workout is fucked, now. I’m just going to skip it-- this is too complicated.

Thanks for NOTHIN’ Professor Abandonment!

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[quote]SteelyD wrote:
OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG… ProfessorX isn’t here?

Bbbbbbbbbut, I have to work out in a few minutes and I’m not sure if I should go with 9 reps or 10 reps!!! I don’t know if I should eat 36.55 grams of protein before or 56.54646 grams!!! Faack!

My workout is fucked, now. I’m just going to skip it-- this is too complicated.

Thanks for NOTHIN’ Professor Abandonment![/quote]

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

Calm down, we can help you out. We just need a little more detail.

  1. What tempo are you using: 1/1/1, 4/X/2, 3/1/1 (personally I like the one with the X, because X’s are X-treme and hardcore and that’s why all the TV shows use it in their name)

  2. Is it Chest and Bis day, Bi and Chest Day, Arm day, Chest day or TBT?

  3. I’m assuming your nutrition is spot on and your on a no carb diet (other than the Fruit Loops and beer) so did you make sure to have 1.85g/lbs of lean body mass / 6 meals or a PB&J sandwich 2 hours prior to training?

  4. Also, what music is on your iPod?

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  1. Naked pictures of your girlfriend.

Otherwise we would not know where to begin.

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Me and my Troll Posse HH clip11 and NP captured him in a Crossfit Gym Made of Soy Walls, surrounded by TBT athletes and stabilizer muscle machines.

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[quote]Airtruth wrote:
Me and my Troll Posse HH clip11 and NP captured him in a Crossfit Gym Made of Soy Walls, surrounded by TBT athletes and stabilizer muscle machines. [/quote]

Soy or not, he can and will eat his way out sooner or later.

No food known to man can stop Professor X.

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[quote]SteelyD wrote:
OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG… ProfessorX isn’t here?

Bbbbbbbbbut, I have to work out in a few minutes and I’m not sure if I should go with 9 reps or 10 reps!!! I don’t know if I should eat 36.55 grams of protein before or 56.54646 grams!!! Faack!

My workout is fucked, now. I’m just going to skip it-- this is too complicated.

Thanks for NOTHIN’ Professor Abandonment![/quote]

Steely Dan, if that’s you in your avatar, you’re looking yoked man! It’s from fighting all them grizzly bears up in Maine, aint it?

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“where you’d go?
I miss you so…
Seem like it’s been forever
Since you’ve been gone
Please come back home”

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He’s eating Yemen.

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[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG… ProfessorX isn’t here?

Bbbbbbbbbut, I have to work out in a few minutes and I’m not sure if I should go with 9 reps or 10 reps!!! I don’t know if I should eat 36.55 grams of protein before or 56.54646 grams!!! Faack!

My workout is fucked, now. I’m just going to skip it-- this is too complicated.

Thanks for NOTHIN’ Professor Abandonment![/quote]

^^This.

but don’t forget to work your hawt abz!
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

Calm down, we can help you out. We just need a little more detail.

  1. What tempo are you using: 1/1/1, 4/X/2, 3/1/1 (personally I like the one with the X, because X’s are X-treme and hardcore and that’s why all the TV shows use it in their name)

  2. Is it Chest and Bis day, Bi and Chest Day, Arm day, Chest day or TBT?

  3. I’m assuming your nutrition is spot on and your on a no carb diet (other than the Fruit Loops and beer) so did you make sure to have 1.85g/lbs of lean body mass / 6 meals or a PB&J sandwich 2 hours prior to training?

  4. Also, what music is on your iPod? [/quote]

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He’s shopping at the Galleria PWO.

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hes off rounding up children to eat as a pre meal snack.