[quote]duncanidaho wrote:
Ronsauce wrote:
Normally i wouldn’t care about a typo, but if you are going to comment on cranial capacity, you should at least try to sound intelligent.
Honestly I find this whole argument repulsive, but I believe that the second comma is unnecessary. Also I know that the i should have been capitalized.
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The second comma is correct. The “if” changes the “you are going to comment on cranial capacity” into a dependent clause that requires a comma follow it.
Mach III? You know, you’re like 2 blades behind the times. You must have never experienced fusion technology: the power of 5 blades. You might improve your time by a few seconds. Or you could just wait until they come out with the 6-blade razor (they’re probably just working on the name at this point).
[quote]Professor X wrote:
<<< Also, remember what I do for a living. I am sure my manual dexterity is a little better than average.[/quote]
Good Heavens… THAT’S IT!!! I was about half serious with the title of this thread, in a lighthearted way. I was convinced you were engaging in a bit of innocent overstatement, but yes. Being a dental professional would give you an advantage at just this sort of thing.
Like Kuz, ears are a drag. I don’t have many bumps either, but the crown of my head has a swirl that has me reaching for the orbit sander. Never seem to be able to get it all. OH yeah, in the shower as well.
[quote]escot4 wrote:
Mach III? You know, you’re like 2 blades behind the times. You must have never experienced fusion technology: the power of 5 blades. You might improve your time by a few seconds. Or you could just wait until they come out with the 6-blade razor (they’re probably just working on the name at this point).[/quote]
Saturday Night Live did a skit years ago with a 15 blade razor. The shit was the size of a car door. That is all I can think of any time they move past 3 blades. Because of that, I think I’ll stick where I’m at.
One word: Nair.
[quote]skaz05 wrote:
God I fucking HATE those people. I have class with a girl that just won’t shut her fucking mouth up. She is I guess a half asian half white fat bitch who thinks she is the smartest one in class.
God damn it I hate her so much. She sits behind me, close enough to where I could just turn around and backhand her ugly fat face every time she opens it. I sit there and imagine it in slow motion, the back of my hand smacking her fat cheek, and the ripples it would make. Then the whole class cheers me and lifts me up and parades me around the room as their champion.
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I know what you mean about people like that and your little fantasy made me LOL! Especially funny with your avatar 
Yeah you’re right. But goddamn it you missed the “i!”
[quote]skaz05 wrote:
God damn it I hate her so much. She sits behind me, close enough to where I could just turn around and backhand her ugly fat face every time she opens it. I sit there and imagine it in slow motion, the back of my hand smacking her fat cheek, and the ripples it would make. Then the whole class cheers me and lifts me up and parades me around the room as their champion.
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That would be a glorious moment in school history. I dream about shit like that all the time. That and Russian paratroopers invading a la “red dawn”
[quote]Professor X wrote:
escot4 wrote:
Mach III? You know, you’re like 2 blades behind the times. You must have never experienced fusion technology: the power of 5 blades. You might improve your time by a few seconds. Or you could just wait until they come out with the 6-blade razor (they’re probably just working on the name at this point).
Saturday Night Live did a skit years ago with a 15 blade razor. The shit was the size of a car door. That is all I can think of any time they move past 3 blades. Because of that, I think I’ll stick where I’m at.[/quote]
There was also a Norelco commercial a year or two ago where they made fun of multi-blade razors. They had the 15-blade razor called “Quintippio” and it was the size of the guy’s entire face. Hilarious.
-dizzle
[quote]Professor X wrote:
escot4 wrote:
Mach III? You know, you’re like 2 blades behind the times. You must have never experienced fusion technology: the power of 5 blades. You might improve your time by a few seconds. Or you could just wait until they come out with the 6-blade razor (they’re probably just working on the name at this point).
Saturday Night Live did a skit years ago with a 15 blade razor. The shit was the size of a car door. That is all I can think of any time they move past 3 blades. Because of that, I think I’ll stick where I’m at.[/quote]
Yeah, I was actually thinking of that sketch while I was posting. I couldn’t find it on youtube though. I still remember, “The seventh blade acts as a phantom.”
[quote]duncanidaho wrote:
Ronsauce wrote:
Normally i wouldn’t care about a typo, but if you are going to comment on cranial capacity, you should at least try to sound intelligent.
Honestly I find this whole argument repulsive, but I believe that the second comma is unnecessary. Also I know that the i should have been capitalized.
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Still no one points out the basis of Texas guys reply hangs on the “bigger head” = “smrt” logic.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
One word: Nair. [/quote]
It might just be the type of nair that I use, but it does not work well on my head. It could be because the hair is to think or not fine enough. It would be nice though if it would work.
The zombie leader in “Land of the dead” allways makes me think of Prof X.
Probably because he is big, black, bald and smarter than his minions…
I think if Prof X ever zombified he should have a zombified Army…
Please continue with the thread…
PS: Why is this zombie bald? Does hair not grow even after you`re dead?
[quote]Tiribulus wrote:
There is no way he can shave his head in 2 minutes.[/quote]
Which one?
[quote]skaz05 wrote:
beebuddy wrote: You remind me of the guy in college that would talk non-stop in class despite the fact that everyone was bored with the verbal nonsense.
God I fucking HATE those people. I have class with a girl that just won’t shut her fucking mouth up. She is I guess a half asian half white fat bitch who thinks she is the smartest one in class.
God damn it I hate her so much. She sits behind me, close enough to where I could just turn around and backhand her ugly fat face every time she opens it. I sit there and imagine it in slow motion, the back of my hand smacking her fat cheek, and the ripples it would make. Then the whole class cheers me and lifts me up and parades me around the room as their champion.
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Not to hijack, but I hate that guy/gal in class too, and every class has one. Introductory humanities classes are the worst. I’ve discovered that taking them as a senior leads to some serious discomfort, as most of the underclassmen have not yet learned how to read and those classes invariably involve reading to the class out loud or that what they have to say during in-class conversation is neither clever nor profound.
[quote]orion wrote:
PS: Why is this zombie bald? Does hair not grow even after you`re dead? [/quote]
Actually, I believe this is a myth, caused by the fact that your skin dehydrates and shrinks a bit, exposing more of the hair that was previously hidden under it.
By the way, I’m open to suggestions concerning spelling and grammar.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
One word: Nair. [/quote]
Wax your head.
I thought he was a bighead.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I replace the razor on my Mach III Turbo at least once a week.[/quote]
That’s imperative. You would think a Mach III would last longer than 4 shaves but they don’t.
Somebody, somewhere, needs to make a disposable razor that lasts more than a friggin’ 1/2 of a week.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
One word: Nair. [/quote]
Nair only works on longer hair. Plus, I wouldn’t use that chemical on my dome. It may effect my posting grramer and punkzuation.