Professor X: How Do You Eat?

[quote]browndisaster wrote:
shh I’ll buy you a beer[/quote]

Too catabolic. I prefer meth.

[quote]furo wrote:
I don’t rub people the wrong way.

People with self esteem issues get pissed when I don’t act like I am beneath them. That’s all.
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[quote]Professor X wrote:
I hope what you just wrote doesn’t make sense to even you.[/quote]

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Thank you for that. I have “doctor” in front of my name but there is always basic shit about biology that I missed. I shall credit that for my weight gain.
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[quote]Professor X wrote:
I am a DMD, the type who uses a scalpel and sutures on an almost daily basis.
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[quote]Professor X wrote:
Let me know if I need to repeat that again lest that basic message be lost again.
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