Professor Hulk Cycle Log

It wasn’t a drop in libido that I experienced. Libido stayed high throughout entire trial. It was a sudden, complete malfunction of equipment

TMI alert: The first night the ED happened, sex was my idea, not hers. Libido was off the charts. I told her I was crazy horny and wanted her. She began doing what a good woman does and…nothing. I never even experienced that back before TRT, when I had hypogonad Test levels of 144 ngdl and an E2 of 6!!!

And…I had just gotten labs two days before this incident, and my test was at 950 and my E2 was at 40. So, plenty of both. Ive spent time at those levels before with zero sexual issues.

The addition of whatever’s in that bottle killed my wood…FOR DAYS. Good news is, unlike Deca Dick horror stories, erections came back almost immediately after stopping the fake Primo.

Anybody know where I can send this stuff to get tested and what it costs?

If it’s any consolation, my erections came back almost immediately after stopping it and haven’t had an issue since. All sides, including ED, immediately went away upon stopping it.

US, clinic with an address, no table cloth🤣

As am I. I stand to loose just as much as them if I call them out. Everyone would loose.

Is the lab in the US? A US Dr. can prescribe Metenolone and have it imported legally. It is kinda a gray area. The Dr. supposedly needs to think there is a good use for it with the patient (but it doesn’t seem to require extra documentation).

Now I need to know what this label looked like.

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So I had looked this up a while back for this thread when Hulk was getting Metenolone from a US clinic. What I had found (but can’t anymore) was IIRC, an FDA paper saying that it could be done under very rare circumstances (perhaps female patient who doesn’t do well with the other approved AAS)? This wouldn’t be a good example of that rare case in which it should be allowed. Now I can’t find this paper, so I can’t back up my claim. Searching seems to be 95% TRT clinic ads, so I gave up after 3 pages of google.

I will say that I am not completely convinced on this after not being able to find my source. If I am not right, Hulk’s TRT clinic may be short lived. Even if I am right, prescribing it to a lifter doesn’t fit the guideline.

I haven’t come to a conclusion on this based on what has been said (it has been vague due to forum rules).

Any way you slice it, this clinic is being risky.

I don’t know their intentions. I think some of the shadier TRT clinics would be okay with getting in some trouble as long as they get a few very lucrative years in business.

So in your first quote, Hulk says the label lists a laboratory and contact info. To me that doesn’t sound like they are labeling it with a fake pharma brand label or “knock off label”.

To me, this:

and this:

are in contradiction to each other. Unless it is a really really bad knock off that lists a UGL and a Pharma brand?

I am not saying you are or are not correct. I just couldn’t deduce exactly what he got. Maybe just a really shitty knock off that lists a pharma brand and a UGL (I think this would be the conclusion one would logically come to based on what was written, but I also find that unlikely as really good fakes are a lot more common than bad ones). I am sure there is stuff on par with that in the world of AAS (in regards to a shitty knock off).

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I don’t think we can discuss this here, but feel free to email me (it’s in my profile).

Pasted from another thread, regarding my exchange with readalot on this last cycle I just ended.

I don’t know what the stuff was guys. I just threw it out…

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@anon18050987 I wish I knew what it was. After @unreal24278 called me out for calling it fake based on sides alone, and you pointed out that my clinic is guilty of multiple felonies, I just threw the stuff out and went and sat in a corner and cried.

I can tell you this…I don’t recall exactly what terms I used when I posted. I may have misspoken and confused everyone.

But here is what I can tell you about it, for certain, while trying my damnedest not to violate forum policy.

It DEFINITELY was not from a pharmacy.

It DEFINITELY was from a lab.

The name of the lab DEFINITELY started with I and ended with X.

The name on the label DEFINITELY was not Primobolan, it was missing a couple letters.

The stuff almost immediately gave me ED, which went away almost immediately upon ceasing it.

I could have tolerated the other sides and ran it. But as I said in my log, I draw the line at ED. That’s a deal breaker.

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You can labmax UG gear though. It’s not foolproof, but it’ll tell you if there’s tren in your primo…

@Professor_Hulk I went back to the NPP… I’ll let you know how it goes. Just added this week, sticking to 150mg/wk, 700 Test C, and 250 EQ. Ran the EQ a while alongside my TRT dose before blast. I like it.

:laughing: I see you can’t resist her, just like me. I’ve been off NPP for a good while now. I miss the muscle fullness and the pumps. I didn’t realize just how much it was doing for me until it all completely cleared out of my system.

Glad you liked the EQ. You seem to respond well to various drugs. You may even be able to get away with Tren without significant sides.

I’m just slow cutting right now. I absolutely hate it but I’m forcing myself to do it for health reasons. I look and feel better every day, but my strength is dropping faster than home values back in 2008

Best of luck with that Test/NPP/EQ combo. Looks like a good combo. Keep me posted!

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The minutes she affects the shaft shes gone haha. I don’t have the mood issues at this dose, which is lower than last time. Not sure it’s enough to really add to blast but you hit the nail on the head; I wanted to try this again before the next blast with Tren hahaha. What I really liked was the Primo but hair loss was fast and furious. Sorry to hear you didn’t have a good experience with whatever it was you had.

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8/28/21: What’s up forum! It’s time to run another cycle. Been cruising on 150 Test for a couple months and labs just came back good. Summer is over, and it’s time to train hard and eat big! Current stats, pic, the plan, and thoughts below. As always, I welcome questions comments. Hope you all enjoy.

Physique analysis:
205.4 lbs
~17% estimated BF, take it or leave it
16.5” neck
15.5” arms
47” chest
34.75” waist above navel
36” waist at love handles
25.25” thighs
15.75” calves

Lifts:
Incline Bench 285x1
Flat Bench 317x1
Farmer Carry: 285 x 100yds and back
Seated Press: 205x3
Silver Dollar 18” deadlift: 585x4

Bio Markers:
Total T: 929
Free T: 21.3
All other labs “in range”
Resting HR: 53
BP: 127/75

Pic:

AAS:
350 Test/350 NPP per week, (100ea EOD) Ancillaries on hand, if needed.

Training:
Jim Wendler’s BBB three-month challenge

I’ll keep you posted, fellas.

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How long will you go? What’s the goal for this cycle?

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12 weeks, and goal is upper body hypertrophy.

Upper body hypertrophy, because my upper body has always lagged behind my lower. Hoping to correct that somewhat this cycle.

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I can’t remember, how did you handle the NPP previously? For some reason I remember you having mood issues, but I could be thinking of someone else.

It has caused me mood issues every time I’ve used it. But a guy on here recommended P5P for that, I tried it, and it helped a ton. I just take 200mg P5P ED and rarely notice mood issues.

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