[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I’d hope more people believe all of that…but I didn’t see anything in this thread that warranted what seemed to be a feminist’s stance against misogyny, that’s all. [/quote]
It just seems like these threads tend to devolve into the evils of women.
The OP never answered whether he’s interpreting her symptoms as pregnancy signs or whether the GF said that. If she said that, well . . . that doesn’t bode well.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
I TOTALLY believe that women can make great sammiches equal to the greatest sammiches any man has ever made. Feminism-- amidoinitrite?
[/quote]
Nice.
Hey jearbear, when your girlfriend shits out this other dude’s kid, are you at least going to do the father a solid and ask the doctor to sew her up a little tighter down there after the birth?
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
This would be a non-issue if you simply wore a fucking condom and learned how to protect your seed effectively.[/quote]
But it’s so much more fun to promote the misogenistic tendencies of so many male posters on this site rather than ask men to take some responsibility.[/quote]
RESPONSIBILITY? But there’s always a REASON they have unprotected sex. It’s not like they’re just doing it “because”…
“but she’s on the PILL”
“but it doesn’t feel the SAME”
“but she’s allergic to latex”
“but I have trouble keeping it up with a condom”
“but it dries her out”
“but it’s not as spontaneous”
“but she’s a GOOD GIRL, I wont catch anything”
“but it’s not 100% effective so why bother?”
"but I’m an irresponsible douchebag who doesn’t care about my future and don’t have the maturity or perspective to think beyond the five minutes of pumping and five seconds of dumping with a girl who’s equally as stupid as me (after all she is fucking ME unprotected) and equally as irresponsible, emotionally unstable and immature as me…
But if SHE get’s it in her silly wittle brain to KEEP the results of this pathetic misadventure, the ultimate result is that I’ll be paying out my ass for the next 18 years (at least), fucking myself morally, socially and economically and bringing an unplanned child into the world before it’s time, therefore diminishing it’s chances (but non eliminating, of course) that it will ever amount to anything other than an additional burden on our country’s already overburdened entitlement system. Cuz I’m STOOOPID and can’t think further than beyond the cigarette I’ve smoked five minutes after fucking this chick who I’ve somehow convinced to sleep with my pathetic, irresponsible ass".
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
This would be a non-issue if you simply wore a fucking condom and learned how to protect your seed effectively.[/quote]
But it’s so much more fun to promote the misogenistic tendencies of so many male posters on this site rather than ask men to take some responsibility.[/quote]
RESPONSIBILITY? But there’s always a REASON they have unprotected sex. It’s not like they’re just doing it “because”…
“but she’s on the PILL”
[/quote]
Wait what? Who the hell wraps it up with a girl who’s on the pill? Wtf is even the point of the pill if you can’t go in without a condom?
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
This would be a non-issue if you simply wore a fucking condom and learned how to protect your seed effectively.[/quote]
But it’s so much more fun to promote the misogenistic tendencies of so many male posters on this site rather than ask men to take some responsibility.[/quote]
yeah because wearing condoms keeps bitches from cheating, derp…
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I don’t really see why cramps would be a sign of being knocked up.
Cramps are a sign of PMS, needing to go poo, or a tummy bug. It’s the stupid soap opera’s that make us think cramps=pregnancy. I think it’s cause it helps to create a more dramatic story line.
Nothing should really happen a few days after getting pregnant. In a couple weeks she may start to feel tired…
Maybe she wont have the same energy and motivation in the gym that she used to have in abundance. And then her boobs will start to feel all tingly and perhaps painful at times.
Then she’ll be a few days late and figure it’s just stress or something. And every time she goes to the bathroom she’ll check the toilet paper to see if her period has started. Maybe she’ll even start to pee more frequency, not because the urge is there, but because she just so badly wants the next time she urinates to be the time that she’ll find blood.
Over a week late and she’ll have peed on 6 sticks, all of which are positive, but she’s still in disbelief because she’s too scared to admit the truth.
Finally she goes to the doctor and finds out what she already knew almost a month prior, that she is with child, and her life is about to change dramatically.
6 years later she’ll know every name to every dinosaur and how to build an iron golem in Minecraft BECAUSE IT WILL MATTER THEN!! I WILL MATTER.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[/quote]
LOL’d
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
[quote]kpsnap wrote:
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
This would be a non-issue if you simply wore a fucking condom and learned how to protect your seed effectively.[/quote]
But it’s so much more fun to promote the misogenistic tendencies of so many male posters on this site rather than ask men to take some responsibility.[/quote]
RESPONSIBILITY? But there’s always a REASON they have unprotected sex. It’s not like they’re just doing it “because”…
“but she’s on the PILL”
[/quote]
Wait what? Who the hell wraps it up with a girl who’s on the pill? Wtf is even the point of the pill if you can’t go in without a condom?[/quote]
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I don’t really see why cramps would be a sign of being knocked up.
Cramps are a sign of PMS, needing to go poo, or a tummy bug. It’s the stupid soap opera’s that make us think cramps=pregnancy. I think it’s cause it helps to create a more dramatic story line.
Nothing should really happen a few days after getting pregnant. In a couple weeks she may start to feel tired…
Maybe she wont have the same energy and motivation in the gym that she used to have in abundance. And then her boobs will start to feel all tingly and perhaps painful at times.
Then she’ll be a few days late and figure it’s just stress or something. And every time she goes to the bathroom she’ll check the toilet paper to see if her period has started. Maybe she’ll even start to pee more frequency, not because the urge is there, but because she just so badly wants the next time she urinates to be the time that she’ll find blood.
Over a week late and she’ll have peed on 6 sticks, all of which are positive, but she’s still in disbelief because she’s too scared to admit the truth.
Finally she goes to the doctor and finds out what she already knew almost a month prior, that she is with child, and her life is about to change dramatically.
6 years later she’ll know every name to every dinosaur and how to build an iron golem in Minecraft BECAUSE IT WILL MATTER THEN!! I WILL MATTER.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[/quote]
Damn, even I don’t know how to summon an Iron Golem in Minecraft.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I don’t really see why cramps would be a sign of being knocked up.
Cramps are a sign of PMS, needing to go poo, or a tummy bug. It’s the stupid soap opera’s that make us think cramps=pregnancy. I think it’s cause it helps to create a more dramatic story line.
Nothing should really happen a few days after getting pregnant. In a couple weeks she may start to feel tired…
Maybe she wont have the same energy and motivation in the gym that she used to have in abundance. And then her boobs will start to feel all tingly and perhaps painful at times.
Then she’ll be a few days late and figure it’s just stress or something. And every time she goes to the bathroom she’ll check the toilet paper to see if her period has started. Maybe she’ll even start to pee more frequency, not because the urge is there, but because she just so badly wants the next time she urinates to be the time that she’ll find blood.
Over a week late and she’ll have peed on 6 sticks, all of which are positive, but she’s still in disbelief because she’s too scared to admit the truth.
Finally she goes to the doctor and finds out what she already knew almost a month prior, that she is with child, and her life is about to change dramatically.
6 years later she’ll know every name to every dinosaur and how to build an iron golem in Minecraft BECAUSE IT WILL MATTER THEN!! I WILL MATTER.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[/quote]
Damn, even I don’t know how to summon an Iron Golem in Minecraft. [/quote]
You lay out iron blocks in a man shape and place a pumpkin on top of it.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
This would be a non-issue if you simply wore a fucking condom and learned how to protect your seed effectively.[/quote]
But it’s so much more fun to promote the misogenistic tendencies of so many male posters on this site rather than ask men to take some responsibility.[/quote]
RESPONSIBILITY? But there’s always a REASON they have unprotected sex. It’s not like they’re just doing it “because”…
“but she’s on the PILL”
[/quote]
Wait what? Who the hell wraps it up with a girl who’s on the pill? Wtf is even the point of the pill if you can’t go in without a condom?[/quote]
If you ask ten guys how their girl “accidentally” got knocked up (which is almost ALWAYS right before they were about to break up with her), nine of them will say, “I thought she was on the pill”. Go ahead and keep raw doggin’ it. But just know that all the power is in HER hands at that point. She has the power to control the next two decades of your life. If that’s fine with you, then carry on. Personally, NO piece of ass is worth two decades of my life. All she has to do is make an emotional decision in a moment of weakness after an argument, and you can have an unplanned pregnancy and everything that goes along with that. Personally, I’m not willing to “trust” ANYONE with that kind of power, much less a woman (yes that is my misogynistic side creeping up). But to each his own.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I don’t really see why cramps would be a sign of being knocked up.
Cramps are a sign of PMS, needing to go poo, or a tummy bug. It’s the stupid soap opera’s that make us think cramps=pregnancy. I think it’s cause it helps to create a more dramatic story line.
Nothing should really happen a few days after getting pregnant. In a couple weeks she may start to feel tired…
Maybe she wont have the same energy and motivation in the gym that she used to have in abundance. And then her boobs will start to feel all tingly and perhaps painful at times.
Then she’ll be a few days late and figure it’s just stress or something. And every time she goes to the bathroom she’ll check the toilet paper to see if her period has started. Maybe she’ll even start to pee more frequency, not because the urge is there, but because she just so badly wants the next time she urinates to be the time that she’ll find blood.
Over a week late and she’ll have peed on 6 sticks, all of which are positive, but she’s still in disbelief because she’s too scared to admit the truth.
Finally she goes to the doctor and finds out what she already knew almost a month prior, that she is with child, and her life is about to change dramatically.
6 years later she’ll know every name to every dinosaur and how to build an iron golem in Minecraft BECAUSE IT WILL MATTER THEN!! I WILL MATTER.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[/quote]
Damn, even I don’t know how to summon an Iron Golem in Minecraft. [/quote]
You lay out iron blocks in a man shape and place a pumpkin on top of it.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
This would be a non-issue if you simply wore a fucking condom and learned how to protect your seed effectively.[/quote]
But it’s so much more fun to promote the misogenistic tendencies of so many male posters on this site rather than ask men to take some responsibility.[/quote]
RESPONSIBILITY? But there’s always a REASON they have unprotected sex. It’s not like they’re just doing it “because”…
“but she’s on the PILL”
[/quote]
Wait what? Who the hell wraps it up with a girl who’s on the pill? Wtf is even the point of the pill if you can’t go in without a condom?[/quote]
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
This would be a non-issue if you simply wore a fucking condom and learned how to protect your seed effectively.[/quote]
But it’s so much more fun to promote the misogenistic tendencies of so many male posters on this site rather than ask men to take some responsibility.[/quote]
RESPONSIBILITY? But there’s always a REASON they have unprotected sex. It’s not like they’re just doing it “because”…
“but she’s on the PILL”
[/quote]
Wait what? Who the hell wraps it up with a girl who’s on the pill? Wtf is even the point of the pill if you can’t go in without a condom?[/quote]
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
This would be a non-issue if you simply wore a fucking condom and learned how to protect your seed effectively.[/quote]
But it’s so much more fun to promote the misogenistic tendencies of so many male posters on this site rather than ask men to take some responsibility.[/quote]
RESPONSIBILITY? But there’s always a REASON they have unprotected sex. It’s not like they’re just doing it “because”…
“but she’s on the PILL”
[/quote]
Wait what? Who the hell wraps it up with a girl who’s on the pill? Wtf is even the point of the pill if you can’t go in without a condom?[/quote]
oh lordy[/quote]
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Man, Glory was such a good film. I really enjoy younger Denzel Washington. Half the people I’m forced to be around didn’t even recognise Washington as an entity until Training Day came out, or god forbid Man On Fire (and that is not a good thing to come in on).
I want more good Denzel Washington roles immediately.
[quote]csulli wrote:
Has SHE ever actually suggested that these symptoms may be from pregnancy or is that just you who insinuated that?[/quote]
From page 1
[quote]kpsnap wrote:
The OP never answered whether he’s interpreting her symptoms as pregnancy signs or whether the GF said that. If she said that, well . . . that doesn’t bode well.
[/quote]
From page 2
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
This would be a non-issue if you simply wore a fucking condom and learned how to protect your seed effectively.[/quote]
But it’s so much more fun to promote the misogenistic tendencies of so many male posters on this site rather than ask men to take some responsibility.[/quote]
Ah yes, the responsibility to consume your birth control pill or check the implant is still effective. All down to the man.
And it is also the guys fault when the womans legs magically open, like Moses parting the Red Sea. yes I see now.
Granted the whiff of feminism is strong and your post afterwards states you want equal pay etc. Yes you can have equal pay, if the vast majority of women weren’t so bad at their job or maybe take the company for all its worth by getting pregnant after the initial period so they cant lay her off without a big lawsuit.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I don’t really see why cramps would be a sign of being knocked up.
Cramps are a sign of PMS, needing to go poo, or a tummy bug. It’s the stupid soap opera’s that make us think cramps=pregnancy. I think it’s cause it helps to create a more dramatic story line.
Nothing should really happen a few days after getting pregnant. In a couple weeks she may start to feel tired…
Maybe she wont have the same energy and motivation in the gym that she used to have in abundance. And then her boobs will start to feel all tingly and perhaps painful at times.
Then she’ll be a few days late and figure it’s just stress or something. And every time she goes to the bathroom she’ll check the toilet paper to see if her period has started. Maybe she’ll even start to pee more frequency, not because the urge is there, but because she just so badly wants the next time she urinates to be the time that she’ll find blood.
Over a week late and she’ll have peed on 6 sticks, all of which are positive, but she’s still in disbelief because she’s too scared to admit the truth.
Finally she goes to the doctor and finds out what she already knew almost a month prior, that she is with child, and her life is about to change dramatically.
6 years later she’ll know every name to every dinosaur and how to build an iron golem in Minecraft BECAUSE IT WILL MATTER THEN!! I WILL MATTER.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[/quote]
Damn, even I don’t know how to summon an Iron Golem in Minecraft. [/quote]
You lay out iron blocks in a man shape and place a pumpkin on top of it.
As far as I remember?[/quote]
That is correct!![/quote]
Ohh I thought we were talking about building the spawning chamber with so many doors and breeding villagers nearby so the golem spawns. TIL how to make an Iron Golem. From T-Nation, no less.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
This would be a non-issue if you simply wore a fucking condom and learned how to protect your seed effectively.[/quote]
But it’s so much more fun to promote the misogenistic tendencies of so many male posters on this site rather than ask men to take some responsibility.[/quote]
Ah yes, the responsibility to consume your birth control pill or check the implant is still effective. All down to the man.
And it is also the guys fault when the womans legs magically open, like Moses parting the Red Sea. yes I see now.
Granted the whiff of feminism is strong and your post afterwards states you want equal pay etc. Yes you can have equal pay, if the vast majority of women weren’t so bad at their job or maybe take the company for all its worth by getting pregnant after the initial period so they cant lay her off without a big lawsuit.
Feminist arguments; so easy to take down.[/quote]
How about you fucking wrap up and stop trusting the women?
I don’t give a fuck if it doesn’t feel the same. Cover that reptile up before penetrating me, motherfucker.