Praying for Pookie

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Maybe aggravating fundamentalist religious folks does interest me. If you don’t want people to challenge what you say go post on a religious web site.

Right now I am praying to Thor to end this long string of creationism/fundamentalist threads.

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Flop Hat wrote:
I don’t hate the idea of a god, whatever god may be. What I hate is the droves of people who think they know what god is and want to tell me all about it.

Professor X wrote:
People who hate the idea of God are about as stupid as those who claim to believe in God…and then show this by either trying to force their beliefs on others or bringing up the subject to the point of nausia thus eliminating any possible good that could come from the discussion of religion.

Here’s a clue: Don’t read it!! If there’s a thread I don’t like, I DON’T READ IT!

May I suggest you read ONLY THINGS THAT INTEREST YOU?
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[quote]Flop Hat wrote:

Right now I am praying to Thor to end this long string of creationism/fundamentalist threads.
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Fuck that. Zeus just told me that shit is going down soon if this doesn’t stop.

And Zeus is tougher than Jesus and far more badass than Thor.

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
vroom wrote:
I am perfectly happy to debate with you or anyone (unless it turns to name-calling). But notice how you began accusing me of theft. That’s why I had to trick you on your 4 Principles thread. Libs simply cannot argue without violating the very principles they espouse. Conservatives have to obey the ‘rules’ but libs can slander and lie with impunity. Since most libs are also atheists, they have no moral principles to guide themselves. They then become like little children, screaming, “I hate you!”, or some other such childish nonsense. That’s why Dean had his scream-fit. He’s a lib-child.

And that’s why you came on this thread.

Headhunter,

Nice, you’ve gone down a whole new path here with this tripe. There are plenty of Liberals who are Christians and plenty of Conservatives that aren’t, which has nothing to do with any of this. Neither does whether or not one is a Christian have much of anything to do with having morals.

However, in your own terms, it is when people claim to follow something (which I did not do in my four principles thread) that other’s then measure their behavior based on it.

Anyway, I used the word trespass, which is not exactly the same as theft. What makes you think you are being a thief, since that is the word you substituted? Also, I think I tired to elucidate why I felt that was the case, did this hurt your feelings or something?

If I think it to be true, and you don’t, that doesn’t make it either slanderous or untruthful. You’d better watch it, you are the one playing word games around here.

If you are so convinced, explain to me why I’m wrong when I consider coopting the message boards for the purpose of spreading religion, when I believe it hurts business, is trespassing? Why is it not?

How come when I want to discuss an issue that deals with what I see as your own misbehavior you get upset and defensive? Why are you casting stones at me and at liberals all of a sudden? Why not discuss the issue at hand and show my why I am mistaken in my interpretation?

Did you get a feeling of cognitive dissonance and feel the need to strike out in anger? Is that the little child syndrome you were describing to us?

The thread was started to pray for Pookie! YOU stuck your nose in. You now rant on about this absurd bullshit. It’s a prayer thread which I didn’t even put in here.

Pray or Go Away!!

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Again, go to church and ask the congregation.

On here you know what the response will be.

To think otherwise is just not giving you credit for a brain.

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Flop Hat wrote:
Abject bordom and a desire to write argumentative things in order to see what people have to say in response.

Why do you read and respond to post?

Headhunter wrote:

Why did you read and respond to the thread?

I started this thread to pray for a lost soul. You jumped in, dude.

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Gonna say it again. PM’s and keep it private, otherwise this WILL happen.

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[quote]orion wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
SIt should be plain to anyone reading your words to see how liberals are really hidden little fascists, wanting censorship over others and crushing of anything they happen to disagree with.

So long, and thanks for all the fish…[/quote]

I imagine that will be lost on HH.

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Flop Hat wrote:

Right now I am praying to Thor to end this long string of creationism/fundamentalist threads.

Fuck that. Zeus just told me that shit is going down soon if this doesn’t stop.

And Zeus is tougher than Jesus and far more badass than Thor. [/quote]

Go team Zeus.

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Flop Hat wrote:

Right now I am praying to Thor to end this long string of creationism/fundamentalist threads.

Fuck that. Zeus just told me that shit is going down soon if this doesn’t stop.

And Zeus is tougher than Jesus and far more badass than Thor. [/quote]

What if Thor fought Zeus and Jesus constantly healed his wounds?

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[quote]vroom wrote:
I am the height of evil because I take the words “Love thy Neighbor” seriously and wish only the best for him.

I don’t see a lot of this neighborly love showered in my direction…

Fucker.[/quote]

Laugh -out-fucking-loud- Funny…

I read this post like 10 times and every time it made me giggle like a kid who just farted in church. I think its the double space between the last 2 lines or something… but goddamn man… that is a funny fucking post

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[quote]orion wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Flop Hat wrote:

Right now I am praying to Thor to end this long string of creationism/fundamentalist threads.

Fuck that. Zeus just told me that shit is going down soon if this doesn’t stop.

And Zeus is tougher than Jesus and far more badass than Thor.

What if Thor fought Zeus and Jesus constantly healed his wounds? [/quote]

Honestly, Jesus would turn water into whiskey, they’d bring the naked chicks in, and then everything would be cool.

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Vroom,
No one forced you to read this thread. No one forced you to respond. You could have simply ignored it and gone your merry way. But, like a fly to honey, you couldn’t resist. I’m glad you couldn’t.

In your ‘4 Principles’ thread, I showed that you indeed have no principles. In this thread, I have shown that you advocate censorship and control. I showed that you appointed yourself the Grand Censor of T-Nation, appointing yourself the guardian against all that is ‘evil’. I used you as an example of how easily libs can fall into fascism. Your arrogance has done you in.

I originally intended this as a true prayer thread for Pookie. Its amazing how the Lord works things out. He chose to expose you on this thread.

Praise to you Lord Jesus Christ, King of endless glory!!

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Are you kidding? Thor has a hammer called Mjolnir that causes thunder when he hits someone with it. He can also throw it and have it come back just like a boomerang. Thor also once healed a flat wart I had on my hand. All hail Thor!

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Flop Hat wrote:

Right now I am praying to Thor to end this long string of creationism/fundamentalist threads.

Fuck that. Zeus just told me that shit is going down soon if this doesn’t stop.

And Zeus is tougher than Jesus and far more badass than Thor. [/quote]

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Vroom,
No one forced you to read this thread. No one forced you to respond. You could have simply ignored it and gone your merry way. But, like a fly to honey, you couldn’t resist. I’m glad you couldn’t.[/quote]

It was a slow day.

Wow, you did all that? Ahahahaha.

You really should reasses things somewhat, the reality of the situation differs from your viewpoint a lot.

[quote]I originally intended this as a true prayer thread for Pookie. Its amazing how the Lord works things out. He chose to expose you on this thread.
[/quote]

Headhunter,

You are making an absolute fool of yourself.

You have accomplished nothing in this thread but to demonstrate your own arrogance, your own inability to deal with differing viewpoints, your own intolerance and your own inability to actually discuss any of the issues raised.

Once again, what you point to me and proclaim fits you like a glove. Your original intentions in this thread are believed by nobody and your own nature has been brilliantly exposed.

If I were you, I’d be too ashamed of myself to show my face in these parts. Your words and actions do not match, you are but a hollow shell of a man, a mere image, worrying about how shiny your image is.

Unlike yourself, I am not busy trying to spit polish my spiritual image in a public forum. Somehow, I suspect there must be some tarnish that worries you.

In any cse, your judgment is not something that concerns me…

I hope you eventually figure things out, because to my eyes, you appear to be very lost.

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[quote]Flop Hat wrote:
Are you kidding? Thor has a hammer called Mjolnir that causes thunder when he hits someone with it. He can also throw it and have it come back just like a boomerang. Thor also once healed a flat wart I had on my hand. All hail Thor!

FightinIrish26 wrote:
Flop Hat wrote:

Right now I am praying to Thor to end this long string of creationism/fundamentalist threads.

Fuck that. Zeus just told me that shit is going down soon if this doesn’t stop.

And Zeus is tougher than Jesus and far more badass than Thor.

[/quote]

Thor THROWS LIGHTENING BOLTS!!!

Book of Thor, 23:98:232:343

And Thor said unto thee, he will kicketh your asseth with a motherfucking hammer if thous dost doubteth hiseth powereth.

Howevereth, when confronted with Zeus, Thor saidath, “Bitch I gettin outta here” and proceeded to runeth away squeeling like a little bitcheth.

Amen.

I’m obviouslt right. It says so in a really old book.

Have fun in hell

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[quote]vroom wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
Vroom,
No one forced you to read this thread. No one forced you to respond. You could have simply ignored it and gone your merry way. But, like a fly to honey, you couldn’t resist. I’m glad you couldn’t.

It was a slow day.

In your ‘4 Principles’ thread, I showed that you indeed have no principles. In this thread, I have shown that you advocate censorship and control. I showed that you appointed yourself the Grand Censor of T-Nation, appointing yourself the guardian against all that is ‘evil’. I used you as an example of how easily libs can fall into fascism. Your arrogance has done you in.

Wow, you did all that? Ahahahaha.

You really should reasses things somewhat, the reality of the situation differs from your viewpoint a lot.

How so? Prove it.

I originally intended this as a true prayer thread for Pookie. Its amazing how the Lord works things out. He chose to expose you on this thread.

Headhunter,

You are making an absolute fool of yourself.

You have accomplished nothing in this thread but to demonstrate your own arrogance, your own inability to deal with differing viewpoints, your own intolerance and your own inability to actually discuss any of the issues raised.

Man, you are the self-appointed censor of the threads, not me.

Once again, what you point to me and proclaim fits you like a glove. Your original intentions in this thread are believed by nobody and your own nature has been brilliantly exposed.

You spewed the hate. I pointed it out to you.

If I were you, I’d be too ashamed of myself to show my face in these parts. Your words and actions do not match, you are but a hollow shell of a man, a mere image, worrying about how shiny your image is.

Unlike yourself, I am not busy trying to spit polish my spiritual image in a public forum. Somehow, I suspect there must be some tarnish that worries you.

In any cse, your judgment is not something that concerns me…

I hope you eventually figure things out, because to my eyes, you appear to be very lost.[/quote]

Nothing you’ve said here is anything but pissing in the wind. I have your own words to prove my points. You are a censor and a would-be fascist. Look at your own words. Your piss is blowing back on you. Hint: don’t face the wind when pissing.

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You are a sadly deluded fool. I am actually sorry I participated in a verbal slugfest with an unarmed man…

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[quote]vroom wrote:
Nothing you’ve said here is anything but pissing in the wind. I have your own words to prove my points. You are a censor and a would-be fascist. Look at your own words. Your piss is blowing back on you. Hint: don’t face the wind when pissing.

You are a sadly deluded fool. I am actually sorry I participated in a verbal slugfest with an unarmed man…[/quote]

A 5th grade comeback! Wow, good one!

You never admit when you’re wrong (which I have in the past) and try to shut Christians down. You come on to Christian threads and try to bully the particpants who are Christian. What a wonderful, considerate, and thoughtful person!!

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
A 5th grade comeback! Wow, good one!

You never admit when you’re wrong (which I have in the past) and try to shut Christians down. You come on to Christian threads and try to bully the particpants who are Christian. What a wonderful, considerate, and thoughtful person!![/quote]

Take the time to show me wrong, rather than just claim it, and then I’ll be happy to. This might involve having to discuss something though. Like, perhaps, a series of questions that I have posed to you repeatedly which remain unasnwered.

You might also want to learn to recognize humor and sarcasm when it slaps you in the face… which means that not all words can be taken at face value.

Oh, and “LAST WORD”.

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
vroom wrote:
Nothing you’ve said here is anything but pissing in the wind. I have your own words to prove my points. You are a censor and a would-be fascist. Look at your own words. Your piss is blowing back on you. Hint: don’t face the wind when pissing.

You are a sadly deluded fool. I am actually sorry I participated in a verbal slugfest with an unarmed man…

A 5th grade comeback! Wow, good one!

You never admit when you’re wrong (which I have in the past) and try to shut Christians down. You come on to Christian threads and try to bully the particpants who are Christian. What a wonderful, considerate, and thoughtful person!!

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Dude, who are you grouping in with “Christians”? I have no desire to think the way you seem to. Whatever church you have been going to, I would avoid at all costs if this is what the members show in their character.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
vroom wrote:
Nothing you’ve said here is anything but pissing in the wind. I have your own words to prove my points. You are a censor and a would-be fascist. Look at your own words. Your piss is blowing back on you. Hint: don’t face the wind when pissing.

You are a sadly deluded fool. I am actually sorry I participated in a verbal slugfest with an unarmed man…

A 5th grade comeback! Wow, good one!

You never admit when you’re wrong (which I have in the past) and try to shut Christians down. You come on to Christian threads and try to bully the particpants who are Christian. What a wonderful, considerate, and thoughtful person!!

Dude, who are you grouping in with “Christians”? I have no desire to think the way you seem to. Whatever church you have been going to, I would avoid at all costs if this is what the members show in their character.[/quote]

I’d mentioned in an earlier thread that normally, combat tactics in regard to religion, will result in close to nothing.

I think we crossed into the negative end of the return spectrum on this a long time ago.

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

Fuck that. Zeus just told me that shit is going down soon if this doesn’t stop.

And Zeus is tougher than Jesus and far more badass than Thor.

Thor THROWS LIGHTENING BOLTS!!!

Book of Thor, 23:98:232:343

And Thor said unto thee, he will kicketh your asseth with a motherfucking hammer if thous dost doubteth hiseth powereth.

Howevereth, when confronted with Zeus, Thor saidath, “Bitch I gettin outta here” and proceeded to runeth away squeeling like a little bitcheth.

Amen.

I’m obviouslt right. It says so in a really old book.

Have fun in hell[/quote]

You are all seriously underestimating Jesus? fighting abilities…

It is extremely hard to win a fight against someone who not only always turns the other cheek, but also can heal serious injuries in an instant, even rise from the dead if necessary…

That kind of attitude wears you down after a while even if you are a God yourself…

Plus, if he really wanted to, he could turn half of Thor?s or Zeus? blood into wine and that kind of shit tends to fuck you up badly…