[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Kane, Demetrius, Bishop… There are so many “manly” names. Find a happy medium with the lady and all will be all right.[/quote]
i second bishop or what about priest? ya gotta give the kid a bad ass name nothing that 14 other people in his class will have.
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
Well, I have 2 powerful names that I’m giving to my 2 Boxers as soon as I get them, but you’re welcome to them too I suppose:
Gaston (the villain from beauty and the beast, that guy fucking rules… even though he’s French)
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My daughter plays the Disney villian CD with his theme song all the time.
Gaston is my hero.
Name him Sue. Johnny Cash says it’ll make him one tough SOB.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
Well, I have 2 powerful names that I’m giving to my 2 Boxers as soon as I get them, but you’re welcome to them too I suppose:
Gaston (the villain from beauty and the beast, that guy fucking rules… even though he’s French)
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My daughter plays the Disney villian CD with his theme song all the time.
Gaston is my hero.[/quote]
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs ev’ry morning to help me get large …
I agree with Victor, Alexander, or John. All good names.
Hammer, Clint, Yurgen (german for george),
Bruno, Enzo.
Drew is ok. Do NOT let her win on Darcy
Here’s a woman’s point of view…let her name the kid. If you got to pick the “masculine” name for the first son, she should definitely be entitled to picking out the second one. After all, she is the one who carries the kid for nine months, has to squeeze what feels like a watermelon out of a hole the size of a grape, and then has to go through a complete body change to get her body back to how it was pre-pregnancy. So do her a little favor and let her have the damn name. I’m pretty sure you’re going to love the kid regardless of what his name is, and if you don’t, you’re an ass.
Big Bad John. Only his close friends will call him Jack.
Vlad the Impaler.
Big John Studd.
Ivan the Terrible.
Ghengis Khan…I like that one best. He’ll conquer your hearts…and your land.
Those would be good.
Mick.
[quote]IL Cazzo wrote:
Vlad the Impaler.
Big John Studd.
Ivan the Terrible.
Ghengis Khan…I like that one best. He’ll conquer your hearts…and your land.
Those would be good.[/quote]
I like Vlad the Impaler! Shouldn’t have any problems in school and its a cool sex nickname for his wonder years.
Remember the wise words of George Carlin:
“Vinny, Eddie, and Jimmy will kick the shit outa Todd, Tucker, and Kyle 9 times outa 9!”
Max power
I have to agree with Halfpint on this one. We just went through this two years ago picking a name for our son. We went through hundreds with a lot of different reasons for liking one or not liking the other. A MANLY, (whatever the hell that means) sounding name was never the criteria…But honestly, if you think a NAME is going to make your son a man, you are one very shallow and small minded person. No offense intended but c’mon man, are you going to push your son into sports even though he might want to do gymnastics? Your comment about the size of your unborn son’s penis also is just immature and most likely homophobic. You also sound like the type of person who if your son falls and cries, you’d tell him to be a man and quit crying. If I’m totally off base here, I sincerely apologize. If I’m right on, I feel sorry for your children.
Totally depends what your last name is…
For instance, if your last name is Burns, Richard probably isn’t the best first name.
Jack is a good name, but if your last name has ‘off’ (ex. Jack Abramoff - the first time I heard that name on the news, I chuckled) at the end…probably should avoid that.
If your last name is a first name (ex. George, James, Terry, etc.) tread carefully - give them something kind of unique to mix up the monotony and plainness.
If your last name is Dick, Begay, or Hofacker, it really doesn’t matter what you name your kid…they’re gonna go through the same shit you had/have to.
Give us your last name and we’ll give you the perfect name.
CR
How about Maximillien, as in Maximillien Robespierre-the guillotine loving tyrant of France after the French Revolution. It’s pretty unique and can be shortened to Max.
I saw a kid named “Tough” the other day. True story.
[quote]jlesk68 wrote:
Hammer, Clint, Yurgen (german for george),
Bruno, Enzo.[/quote]
Well, my friend, here I must correct you.
In Germany, we call the guy Jurgen (with two dots over the “U” which I left out because some people’s display settings won’t play along).
Also, “George” is just “Georg”.
Odin, Thor, Zeus, Jupiter, Siegfried, Gunther, Gernot, Hagen, Theodor, Mars and MAXimus would be my favorites. lol
A mixture of gods an heros.