Posing in Bodybuilding Contests

[quote]dt79 wrote:
May I suggest that all the competitors wear rainbow colored capes?[/quote]
They tried that back in the '80s. Didn’t go over too well. Who’d’ve guessed?

[quote]GetSwoleToday wrote:
He is awarded points on how he performs the exercise and also when he flexes after performing said exercise.

I think this would actually make the sport better. You would actually be combining the training aspect of bodybuilding along with how well the bodybuilders look on stage from a physical standpoint.

Thoughts?[/quote]
My thoughts are… that’s almost exactly what “bodybuilding” was back in the 1930s and '40s. “Athletic points” were earned by doing certain exercises (generally the Olympic lifts), and those points were combined with things like muscularity, symmetry, and overall appearance for a total score.

The Weiders eventually began holding contests that dropped that round from the competition and that’s how we got to bodybuilding today. Bringing back in an “exercise round” means you’d have guys who excel in a few exercises but aren’t that muscular but still win shows because of the points - the same problem they had back then, when very talented Olympic lifters would dominate the lifting round which compensated for their losing other physique-based rounds.

Interesting, thank you for the history lesson brother.

BTW Make sure you PUMP IT UP. Always get that PUMP.

S

What the hell…

I think competitors should have sex with a woman on stage, then flex.

Or both at once.

Fuck it, so long as well built, tanned, oiled up men wearing thongs doesn’t look too gay, I’m cool with it.

lol

To me I’d think them performing lifts and pumping on stage while making grunting sounds and weird faces seems more gay than them just standing there flexing.

[quote]GetSwoleToday wrote:
No. He just gets points for the size of his pump.[/quote]

yea… that’s totally not gay or anything.

Your threads are so absurd. Here’s what I’ve learned about you.

You make homophobic comments, yet you want to see bodybuilders get bigger pumps on stage. And you want to see their pumps measured…

You thought an anavar-only cycle would be a good idea against all recommendations, then stopped it after 3 days.

You have a weird resentment towards female physique athletes.

You subscribe to Mike Chang’s emails.

[quote]flipcollar wrote:

You subscribe to Mike Chang’s emails.[/quote]

Yeah, but how else would he find the super secret to a six pack?

they should totally make bodybuilders wrestle in pudding and kiss

LMFAO

[quote]Yogi wrote:
they should totally make bodybuilders wrestle in pudding and kiss[/quote]

Maybe they could do holiday events where the bodybuilders could wear little elf and santa trunks for Christmas or bunny ears for Easter.

[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:

[quote]Yogi wrote:
they should totally make bodybuilders wrestle in pudding and kiss[/quote]

Maybe they could do holiday events where the bodybuilders could wear little elf and santa trunks for Christmas or bunny ears for Easter. [/quote]

Sugar-free pudding so they don’t get bloat

I competed once. Since I was concerned about looking gay, I wore combat boots (matched my thong) and had my girlfriend bring me a beer when I got onstage. I shotgunned that, smashed the can on my forehead then punched her in the face.

I came in dead-last, but that’s beside the point. I felt manly.

dumb lol

I didn’t think anyone would beat the Lesnar thread this year but this is an extremely strong contender very early on in the piece.

I sense a “good” year for the T-Nation forums.

[quote]tsantos wrote:
I didn’t think anyone would beat the Lesnar thread this year but this is an extremely strong contender very early on in the piece.

I sense a “good” year for the T-Nation forums.[/quote]

Sometimes, you just need to sit back and enjoy the show :slight_smile:

S

[quote]TheKraken wrote:

[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:

[quote]Yogi wrote:
they should totally make bodybuilders wrestle in pudding and kiss[/quote]

Maybe they could do holiday events where the bodybuilders could wear little elf and santa trunks for Christmas or bunny ears for Easter. [/quote]

Sugar-free pudding so they don’t get bloat [/quote]

Not in chocolate pudding, that would just look bad!

Doesn’t self tanner already look a bit like watered down chocolate pudding?