[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]E901 wrote:
Cortes- Any thoughts on this website and the truth behind it?
Also shows how porn and masturbation can in fact be dangerous and unhealthy especially if started at a young age. [/quote]
OK, this is a hoax site, right?
"Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome (TMS) is the habit some males have of masturbating in a face-down (prone) position. Some TMS practitioners rub their penises against the mattress, pillow, or other bedding, or the floor. Some TMS practitioners lie on their stomachs and thrust into their hands. "
And, "the graph shows that half of TMS males have anorgasmia or delayed orgasm during sexual intercourse almost all of the time, while no non-TMS males do. Another 9 percent of TMS males have this problem most of the time, while only 4 percent of non-TMS males do.
Nearly 60 percent of males who masturbate prone suffer from anorgasmia or delayed orgasm most of the time they have sexual intercourse, while only 4 percent of males who masturbate supine do."
Is the male human animal so fragile that simply jerking off while lying face down is enough to cause anorgasmia? And how exactly is this defined, the kid who used to be a 2 pump chump now can last 4 minutes? Why don’t we ask his GF how she feels about it?
Jesus tap dancing Christ, I’m the frikkin Dr. Seuss of jerkin the gherkin. I even wrote a poem:
I could fap, would fap, on a boat.
I will fap, will fap, with a goat.
I will jerk it in the rain.
I will jerk it on a train.
In the dark! In a tree!
In a car! On the sea!
I can fap in a box.
I can fap with a fox.
I can jerk off in a house.
I can jerk off with a mouse.
I can jerk off here or there.
I can jerk off ANYWHERE!
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Either a hoax or someones batshit crazy. Hilarious read though. If I didn’t have the attention span of a puppy in a field of butter flies I would have read the whole thing.