Popeye's Chicken Emergency

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Shocked @ “you mean to tell me we can’t feed our kids?”

Me too, considering what she was driving.

And BTW, no one goes to the Popeye’s near me because their service sucks ass.

Priorities, sir.

1st Priority: Bangin Whip( “Nice Car”)
2nd Priority: Feeding Children

And to keep it balanced, I’ll take a shot at white folks.

You can’t dance. None of you! The hokey pokey doesn’t count, neither does square dancing.[/quote]

Polka dancing was invented by a white girl.

im not gonna post the 4chan IMG of the 3 guys staring at KFC

but ill give someone else the idea to do it

[quote]That One Guy wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Popeye’s chicken is a conspiracy cooked up by the white man to provide the black man with poisonous chicken.

Sure, it may be tasty as a mutherfucker, but eat that shit everyday for 10 years and you’ll have diabetes, high blood pressure, three tumors, bad credit, police harassment and ashy skin that needs cocoa butter on cold winter nights.

You white devils. You knew this would happen.

The government wants you dead by 62 so you can’t collect much social security.[/quote]

Won’t be any social security by then.