Situation: You’re covered in sweat, HR up, forearms afire from doing some complexes/corpsefit/circuit-training or whatever. You’ve got <95 on the bar, and the guy doing shrugs with 225 in the squat rack next to you leans over and asks
“Hey. You doin that 300 workout?”
What do you say?
No more wire hangers?
What was the thread that mentioned the guy responding to a stupid question with, “Fucing DIE!”?
Probably go with something like that.
Or quit doing crossfit and find your testicles. Either way.
“This…is…SPARTA!” And kick him out of the squat rack? Am I doing it rite?
Nothing. Just slit his fucking throat.
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
“This…is…SPARTA!” And kick him out of the squat rack? Am I doing it rite?[/quote]
This. I spend every moment in public waiting for someone to actually do this.
Oh the joyous day when it finally happens.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
BeefEater wrote:
“This…is…SPARTA!” And kick him out of the squat rack? Am I doing it rite?
This. I spend every moment in public waiting for someone to actually do this.
Oh the joyous day when it finally happens.[/quote]
Wasn’t there a story that during the movie a women got up and said “This movie is stupid” Then a guy got out of his seat and said “This…is…SPARTA!” and kicked her down the isle? I think it happened in my town. But yeah, so wish I was there.
[quote]malonetd wrote:
No more wire hangers?[/quote]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
BeefEater wrote:
“This…is…SPARTA!” And kick him out of the squat rack? Am I doing it rite?
This. I spend every moment in public waiting for someone to actually do this.
Oh the joyous day when it finally happens.
Wasn’t there a story that during the movie a women got up and said “This movie is stupid” Then a guy got out of his seat and said “This…is…SPARTA!” and kicked her down the isle? I think it happened in my town. But yeah, so wish I was there. [/quote]
Yea, just like there was this one guy who drank a coke right after eating pop rocks and his stomach burst…
Come on Fuzzster, I woulda hoped someone as like minded as me would know not to by into some urban legend like that without verifiable proof
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Yea, just like there was this one guy who drank a coke right after eating pop rocks and his stomach burst…
Come on Fuzzster, I woulda hoped someone as like minded as me would know not to by into some urban legend like that without verifiable proof[/quote]
With a little research what I came up with
“a man was going up an escalator to see 300 for the 9th time an old woman behind him was complaining that she thought the movie was horrible and is pointless violence when the man arrived at the top of the escalator he turned around screamed “THIS IS SPARTA” and booted the old lady down the escalator TRUE STORY HAPPEND IN CROSSGATES MALL, ALBANY, NY.
the woman was 67 years of age and is pressing charges on the man who is 28 years of age”
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5275660553
Not VERY reliable but it’s a start? I doubt it’s real at all and just a rumor that made it’s way up to Canada.
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Yea, just like there was this one guy who drank a coke right after eating pop rocks and his stomach burst…
Come on Fuzzster, I woulda hoped someone as like minded as me would know not to by into some urban legend like that without verifiable proof
With a little research what I came up with
“a man was going up an escalator to see 300 for the 9th time an old woman behind him was complaining that she thought the movie was horrible and is pointless violence when the man arrived at the top of the escalator he turned around screamed “THIS IS SPARTA” and booted the old lady down the escalator TRUE STORY HAPPEND IN CROSSGATES MALL, ALBANY, NY.
the woman was 67 years of age and is pressing charges on the man who is 28 years of age”
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5275660553
Not VERY reliable but it’s a start? I doubt it’s real at all and just a rumor that made it’s way up to Canada. [/quote]
Group joined.
Noted. The next time this happens I will kick an old woman down an escalator.
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
polo77j wrote:
“a man was going up an escalator to see 300 for the 9th time an old woman behind him was complaining that she thought the movie was horrible and is pointless violence when the man arrived at the top of the escalator he turned around screamed “THIS IS SPARTA” and booted the old lady down the escalator TRUE STORY HAPPEND IN CROSSGATES MALL, ALBANY, NY.
the woman was 67 years of age and is pressing charges on the man who is 28 years of age”
[/quote]
If they are going UP the escalator, and he kicks her DOWN the same escalator, wouldn’t she just make her way to the top since the escalator is going up?
You say: “Only 225 for shrugs?”
This is exactly why i wear headphones that blare Motorhead, Megadeth, Anthrax (Bush-era), and Slipknot.
jnd
[quote]tmoney1 wrote:
Fuzzyapple wrote:
polo77j wrote:
“a man was going up an escalator to see 300 for the 9th time an old woman behind him was complaining that she thought the movie was horrible and is pointless violence when the man arrived at the top of the escalator he turned around screamed “THIS IS SPARTA” and booted the old lady down the escalator TRUE STORY HAPPEND IN CROSSGATES MALL, ALBANY, NY.
the woman was 67 years of age and is pressing charges on the man who is 28 years of age”
If they are going UP the escalator, and he kicks her DOWN the same escalator, wouldn’t she just make her way to the top since the escalator is going up?[/quote]
Yes, this should occur. Then he could kick her again when she reaches the top.
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
tmoney1 wrote:
Fuzzyapple wrote:
polo77j wrote:
“a man was going up an escalator to see 300 for the 9th time an old woman behind him was complaining that she thought the movie was horrible and is pointless violence when the man arrived at the top of the escalator he turned around screamed “THIS IS SPARTA” and booted the old lady down the escalator TRUE STORY HAPPEND IN CROSSGATES MALL, ALBANY, NY.
the woman was 67 years of age and is pressing charges on the man who is 28 years of age”
If they are going UP the escalator, and he kicks her DOWN the same escalator, wouldn’t she just make her way to the top since the escalator is going up?
Yes, this should occur. Then he could kick her again when she reaches the top.[/quote]
I would pay to see this.
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
“This…is…SPARTA!” And kick him out of the squat rack? Am I doing it rite?[/quote]
I laughed so hard the Asian exchange student next to me started laughing with me without knowing why.