Thank god I just get the annoying, run-of-the-mill zits.
Nope jehovas, no hot tubs.
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
HERPES!!! AHHH![/quote]
[quote]MaddyD wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
I sit down with a big plate of runny eggs to read the forum and this is the first thing that I see. Fuck my life.
wait till you see this my man,
there is a condition called hidradenitis suppurativa,its mistaken as staph quite often, its painful and usually in the areas of the pits,groin that kind of thing
check out Hidradenitis suppurativa - Wikipedia
and here as well
http://www.hs-usa.org/hidradenitis_suppurativa.htm
have a doc swab it and check for staph and if its not staph ask about this see what they can do.
it may not be HS but if it is trust me, you want to catch it before it destroys you,it is a bad condition.[/quote]
Fuck you, now I have to examine myself for this shit. I’ll be back with a report.
Bastard.
I am now ninety-nine percent certain it was just a regular pimple.
Pimples are probably the most painful thing that never gets recognized as painful. I’ve had pimples that literally almost spawned tears. 'Cause you think it’s done, and then you gotta squeeze more shit out of it. Then it comes back again. It’s like Satan’s practical joke.
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
Yah they always pop up in the area where my thighs rub together b/c I assume that is always a very sweaty area lol. Needless to say its extremely uncomfortable.[/quote]
I have that same problem.
You should probably make sure it’s not staph. I got one on my fucking face one time. It looked like a pimple (minus the head) one day, the next day it was the size of a golf ball and I had to go to the emergency room and get it sliced open and drained.
Then they stuffed it with like 3 feet of guaze (how do you spell that?) soaked in antiseptic. It took like a week for the infection to clear up.
[quote]hardgnr wrote:
I think I have you all beat with bad pimple experiences.
Well if you’ve ever wondered if you can get pimples on your dick, you can.
I had this massive one about halfway down the shaft. No shit, this was probably the biggest pimple I’ve ever had in my life(and I’ve had alot). It took ages just to grow and then it wouldn’t pop. It was so disgusting looking that I didn’t even show my gf my dick when I said I can’t have sex. Hell I couldn’t even masturbate. Eventually, it popped along with half a litre of pus and blood.
Now at this point I could again masturbate, which I was in desperate need to and the rubbing just made it raw and red and basically didn’t help the healing process. It was probably a good 3-4 weeks before my dick was back to normal.[/quote]
You just reminded me of this penis pimple I had once. Well,it was the only one I’ve ever had. Anyway, the thing started out tiny, but once popped, it was shown to contain like 1/2 a gallon of this yellowish white cottage cheese looking shit that smelled like last year’s toe jam. After I popped it and drained it, I spent like an hour trying to figure out how to put a band aid on my dick, and finally I gave up and walked around naked till the wound dried up.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
I just spent ten minutes looking for a picture of Jim Belushi in Animal House in the “I’m a zit!” part, and couldn’t find one. I give up.[/quote]
That’s because it was John Belushi (Jim’s older dead brother) in Animal House.
http://www.emulsioncompulsion.com/gallery2/v/animal-house/I_M+A+ZIT_.jpg.html
[quote]Squiggles wrote:
I’ve got one on the inside of my thigh. Whenever anything touches it, it hurts like hell fire. I tried squeezing it once; biggest mistake ever. I tried leaving a hot towel over it to see if it would draw to the surface, but it’s not working. I’m ready to take a needle to it. [/quote]
did you try drawing salve? It’s for boils but I’ll bet you could use it for deep pimples, too.
[quote]Itchy wrote:
Squiggles wrote:
I’ve got one on the inside of my thigh. Whenever anything touches it, it hurts like hell fire. I tried squeezing it once; biggest mistake ever. I tried leaving a hot towel over it to see if it would draw to the surface, but it’s not working. I’m ready to take a needle to it.
did you try drawing salve? It’s for boils but I’ll bet you could use it for deep pimples, too.[/quote]
Icthammol Salve
[quote]Itchy wrote:
hardgnr wrote:
I think I have you all beat with bad pimple experiences.
Well if you’ve ever wondered if you can get pimples on your dick, you can.
I had this massive one about halfway down the shaft. No shit, this was probably the biggest pimple I’ve ever had in my life(and I’ve had alot). It took ages just to grow and then it wouldn’t pop. It was so disgusting looking that I didn’t even show my gf my dick when I said I can’t have sex. Hell I couldn’t even masturbate. Eventually, it popped along with half a litre of pus and blood.
Now at this point I could again masturbate, which I was in desperate need to and the rubbing just made it raw and red and basically didn’t help the healing process. It was probably a good 3-4 weeks before my dick was back to normal.
You just reminded me of this penis pimple I had once. Well,it was the only one I’ve ever had. Anyway, the thing started out tiny, but once popped, it was shown to contain like 1/2 a gallon of this yellowish white cottage cheese looking shit that smelled like last year’s toe jam. After I popped it and drained it, I spent like an hour trying to figure out how to put a band aid on my dick, and finally I gave up and walked around naked till the wound dried up.
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HAHAHA! Sorry man, I’m not laughing at your situation. This is probably the most brutally graphic post I’ve read in some time. Game. Set. Match.
[quote]Loose Tool wrote:
Itchy wrote:
Squiggles wrote:
I’ve got one on the inside of my thigh. Whenever anything touches it, it hurts like hell fire. I tried squeezing it once; biggest mistake ever. I tried leaving a hot towel over it to see if it would draw to the surface, but it’s not working. I’m ready to take a needle to it.
did you try drawing salve? It’s for boils but I’ll bet you could use it for deep pimples, too.
Icthammol Salve
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yeah, that stuff. You can get it at any pharmacy.
[quote]Itchy wrote:
Loose Tool wrote:
Itchy wrote:
Squiggles wrote:
I’ve got one on the inside of my thigh. Whenever anything touches it, it hurts like hell fire. I tried squeezing it once; biggest mistake ever. I tried leaving a hot towel over it to see if it would draw to the surface, but it’s not working. I’m ready to take a needle to it.
did you try drawing salve? It’s for boils but I’ll bet you could use it for deep pimples, too.
Icthammol Salve
yeah, that stuff. You can get it at any pharmacy. [/quote]
Or vet, if you are a cow.
[quote]Loose Tool wrote:
Or vet, if you are a cow.
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Well played.
I once had a pimple on my dick. Base, underneath. It didn’t stand out, just a bump. Kinda freaked me out, until I squeezed it a little and pus came out. Gratifying to squeeze the hell out of it.
Speaking of gross:
When I was a senior in high school, I walked around the hospital with a doctor as he made his rounds. He did a couple of minor surgeries, including incising a cyst/boil whatever.
There was a really fat guy that had been on a trip to Mexico, drank the water, had terrible diarrhea, then he had a cyst/boil/thing near his ass on the top of his leg that was the size of a large fist. The guy was put under, legs in stirrups, then the doctor sliced the thing open, and to get the pus and blood out, he would squeeze it with both hands and put his finger in it and work it around to loosen it all up.
It was disgusting.
The doctor laughed the whole time, surprised that I was handling it just fine.
[quote]Loose Tool wrote:
Itchy wrote:
Loose Tool wrote:
Itchy wrote:
Squiggles wrote:
I’ve got one on the inside of my thigh. Whenever anything touches it, it hurts like hell fire. I tried squeezing it once; biggest mistake ever. I tried leaving a hot towel over it to see if it would draw to the surface, but it’s not working. I’m ready to take a needle to it.
did you try drawing salve? It’s for boils but I’ll bet you could use it for deep pimples, too.
Icthammol Salve
yeah, that stuff. You can get it at any pharmacy.
Or vet, if you are a cow.
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you can get “bag salve” at Walgreens. It has a picture of cow udders on it. BTW, I didn’t buy any - just sayin.
[quote]Geminspector wrote:
you can get “bag salve” at Walgreens. It has a picture of cow udders on it. BTW, I didn’t buy any - just sayin.[/quote]
And what is that stuff used for?
[quote]Itchy wrote:
Geminspector wrote:
you can get “bag salve” at Walgreens. It has a picture of cow udders on it. BTW, I didn’t buy any - just sayin.
And what is that stuff used for? [/quote]
Aka “bag balm”. Dairy farmers use it to sooth chapped udders. Bag balm is very different from drawing salve. The active ingredients of Bag Balm typically are 8-hydroxyquinoline sulfate 0.3% (antiseptic) in a petroleum jelly and lanolin base.
Ichthammol is a byproduct of oil shale distillation. It typically is thick reddish brown liquid, with a bituminous odor and taste. It does not go well with milk. It seems to be used as a home remedy for boils.