[quote]Thatguy1083 wrote:
I hate when I get pimples on the edge of my nostril. I had an in itch around that area, so I scratched it, and it hurt so bad I saw stars. Fuckin painful. Then it burns for a while.[/quote]
Those are the worst. I always cover my pimples with Hydrogen Peroxide. Works like a charms
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
BONEZ217 wrote:
Did you get them while off cycle?
I get them too but I don’t think they’re pimples. I think it’s a combination of deodorant build up and sebaceous gland activity. Just a complete guess because I really have no way of substantiating it.
I’ve had them like 8 times, all off cycle. It’s always been in my armpit or the inside of the top of my thigh, sucks.
Im glad everyone can relate lol.[/quote]
Inside the top of your thigh!! dude…I can’t even imagine…
[quote]That One Guy wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
BONEZ217 wrote:
Did you get them while off cycle?
I get them too but I don’t think they’re pimples. I think it’s a combination of deodorant build up and sebaceous gland activity. Just a complete guess because I really have no way of substantiating it.
I’ve had them like 8 times, all off cycle. It’s always been in my armpit or the inside of the top of my thigh, sucks.
Im glad everyone can relate lol.
Inside the top of your thigh!! dude…I can’t even imagine…[/quote]
Yah they always pop up in the area where my thighs rub together b/c I assume that is always a very sweaty area lol. Needless to say its extremely uncomfortable.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
Wow.
You guys are a group of disgusting fucks.
x2. This thread makes me vomit, but I keep coming back. I think that makes me bulemic.[/quote]
Yeah, me too, but I just scoop it back up and eat it again.
Waste not, want not.
Also, cute avitar, PMPM.
OH! I also would like to share one of my favorite activites concerning pimples. There is nothing more fun then waking up in the morning to a massive whitehead on your face.
Whenever I wake up,look in the mirror and see one, I get giddy with excitement and anticipation. The first thing that crosses my mind is “Lets see how much shit gets on the mirror when I pop this mother fucker…”
You lean in reallll close to the mirror, squeeze it and…POP! It explodes on the mirror, leaving a massive pus stain that blurs your reflection and you go, “Fuck Yea! That one was huge!”
For the next few weeks you wake up every morning praying for an even bigger pimple, hoping to create an even larger pus stain than the one before. . .
My bathroom mirror is where I display my trophies.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Wow.
You guys are a group of disgusting fucks.[/quote]
Are you the same guy who was all offended about Markus Ruhl burping and farting?
I always forget that we have demi-Gods on this site. I guess not everyone has to worry about the cosmetic worries of being human.
[quote]SSC wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
Wow.
You guys are a group of disgusting fucks.
Are you the same guy who was all offended about Markus Ruhl burping and farting?
I always forget that we have demi-Gods on this site. I guess not everyone has to worry about the cosmetic worries of being human.[/quote]
No, that wasn’t me. I think farting is hilarious as fuck. “fart scares baby” on collegehumor.com.
It was a joke, cheif. I was listening (and laughing histerically) the other day to a guy I lift with talk about his bleeding asshole that’s stuffed with TP. Then how he had to lay on his back spread eagle and take a picture of his asshole with his camera to see wtf was going on. He said it took about 30 tries to get a pic.
He’s 310lbs, too.
Pimples don’t scare me.
I just spent ten minutes looking for a picture of Jim Belushi in Animal House in the “I’m a zit!” part, and couldn’t find one. I give up.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
Wow.
You guys are a group of disgusting fucks.
x2. This thread makes me vomit, but I keep coming back. I think that makes me bulemic.[/quote]
LOL, well played.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
SSC wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
Wow.
You guys are a group of disgusting fucks.
Are you the same guy who was all offended about Markus Ruhl burping and farting?
I always forget that we have demi-Gods on this site. I guess not everyone has to worry about the cosmetic worries of being human.
No, that wasn’t me. I think farting is hilarious as fuck. “fart scares baby” on collegehumor.com.
It was a joke, cheif. I was listening (and laughing histerically) the other day to a guy I lift with talk about his bleeding asshole that’s stuffed with TP. Then how he had to lay on his back spread eagle and take a picture of his asshole with his camera to see wtf was going on. He said it took about 30 tries to get a pic.
He’s 310lbs, too.
Pimples don’t scare me.
I just spent ten minutes looking for a picture of Jim Belushi in Animal House in the “I’m a zit!” part, and couldn’t find one. I give up.[/quote]
Right, sorry. I was attempting an asshole-ish tongue-in-cheek response. Looks like I got one of them nailed in the post.
The 310-lb bleeding asshole is quite epic, might I add.
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
OH! I also would like to share one of my favorite activites concerning pimples. There is nothing more fun then waking up in the morning to a massive whitehead on your face.
Whenever I wake up,look in the mirror and see one, I get giddy with excitement and anticipation. The first thing that crosses my mind is “Lets see how much shit gets on the mirror when I pop this mother fucker…”
You lean in reallll close to the mirror, squeeze it and…POP! It explodes on the mirror, leaving a massive pus stain that blurs your reflection and you go, “Fuck Yea! That one was huge!”
For the next few weeks you wake up every morning praying for an even bigger pimple, hoping to create an even larger pus stain than the one before. . .
My bathroom mirror is where I display my trophies.[/quote]
Umm… same bathroom mirror in your avatar? Just wondering…
[quote]rondastarr wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
OH! I also would like to share one of my favorite activites concerning pimples. There is nothing more fun then waking up in the morning to a massive whitehead on your face.
Whenever I wake up,look in the mirror and see one, I get giddy with excitement and anticipation. The first thing that crosses my mind is “Lets see how much shit gets on the mirror when I pop this mother fucker…”
You lean in reallll close to the mirror, squeeze it and…POP! It explodes on the mirror, leaving a massive pus stain that blurs your reflection and you go, “Fuck Yea! That one was huge!”
For the next few weeks you wake up every morning praying for an even bigger pimple, hoping to create an even larger pus stain than the one before. . .
My bathroom mirror is where I display my trophies.
Umm… same bathroom mirror in your avatar? Just wondering…
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Yah but the maid comes every thursday and cleans it…that bitch! lol jk
Maybe it’s an ingrown hair?
Get a razor blade, quench it in some alcohol and then slice the bastard open. Then once it is just bleeding and all the pus is out get like a cold wash cloth or something and stick that in your pit to close up the pores.
Or you could go see the doc…yer option.
I’ve got one on the inside of my thigh. Whenever anything touches it, it hurts like hell fire. I tried squeezing it once; biggest mistake ever. I tried leaving a hot towel over it to see if it would draw to the surface, but it’s not working. I’m ready to take a needle to it.
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
I sit down with a big plate of runny eggs to read the forum and this is the first thing that I see. Fuck my life.[/quote]
wait till you see this my man,
there is a condition called hidradenitis suppurativa,its mistaken as staph quite often, its painful and usually in the areas of the pits,groin that kind of thing
check out Hidradenitis suppurativa - Wikipedia
and here as well
http://www.hs-usa.org/hidradenitis_suppurativa.htm
have a doc swab it and check for staph and if its not staph ask about this see what they can do.
it may not be HS but if it is trust me, you want to catch it before it destroys you,it is a bad condition.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
I was listening (and laughing histerically) the other day to a guy I lift with talk about his bleeding asshole that’s stuffed with TP. Then how he had to lay on his back spread eagle and take a picture of his asshole with his camera to see wtf was going on. He said it took about 30 tries to get a pic.
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So…wtf was going on?
not sure if it was mentioned, but are you using a hot tub at all?
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
I was listening (and laughing histerically) the other day to a guy I lift with talk about his bleeding asshole that’s stuffed with TP. Then how he had to lay on his back spread eagle and take a picture of his asshole with his camera to see wtf was going on. He said it took about 30 tries to get a pic.
So…wtf was going on?
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That time of the month.
Anybody ever had a carbuncle/boil? It’s basically a zit that is about 5 times larger than its normal cousins. I had the great misfortune of finding one on my thigh one day. It felt like I had a ball bearing beneath my skin.
I was just scoping it out and the sucker popped; it shot pus about six inches across my floor. For a sec I thought I had MRSA or something; I couldn’t get the rubbing alcohol on there fast enough. It vanished about 2 days later thankfully.
I think I have you all beat with bad pimple experiences.
Well if you’ve ever wondered if you can get pimples on your dick, you can.
I had this massive one about halfway down the shaft. No shit, this was probably the biggest pimple I’ve ever had in my life(and I’ve had alot). It took ages just to grow and then it wouldn’t pop. It was so disgusting looking that I didn’t even show my gf my dick when I said I can’t have sex. Hell I couldn’t even masturbate. Eventually, it popped along with half a litre of pus and blood.
Now at this point I could again masturbate, which I was in desperate need to and the rubbing just made it raw and red and basically didn’t help the healing process. It was probably a good 3-4 weeks before my dick was back to normal.
[quote]hardgnr wrote:
I think I have you all beat with bad pimple experiences.
Well if you’ve ever wondered if you can get pimples on your dick, you can.
I had this massive one about halfway down the shaft. No shit, this was probably the biggest pimple I’ve ever had in my life(and I’ve had alot). It took ages just to grow and then it wouldn’t pop. It was so disgusting looking that I didn’t even show my gf my dick when I said I can’t have sex. Hell I couldn’t even masturbate. Eventually, it popped along with half a litre of pus and blood.
Now at this point I could again masturbate, which I was in desperate need to and the rubbing just made it raw and red and basically didn’t help the healing process. It was probably a good 3-4 weeks before my dick was back to normal.[/quote]
HERPES!!! AHHH!