BTW, can’t believe no-one has mentioned that Jim Carrey movie “Me, Myself & Irene”.
His neighbor’s dog is crapping all over Jim’s lawn and he has a pretty hilarious response.
I once backed into a neighbors car and drove off. I saw him running after me and he almost caught me, but one of his shoes fell off.
Yeah, Super Bowl story. Did it involve any nudity?
Throw it back in their yard? Screw that. Throw it at their house. Especially the windows. It’s not your fault if their dog has explosive diarrhea.
Or take a stick and “paint” a thin line of it just above their windshield wipers. If you can get anywhere inside their car or domicile, take a paper towel and lightly rub it over the dog poo. Then lay the paper towel inside wherever you can get into. Especially their car. It will stink like hell, and it will be hard to figure out what is making the smell.
Warhorse was right, though. The Jim Carey scene was pretty funny. Disgusting, but funny.
Z-Man, screw throwing the dog shit on their yard.
Do it yourself. Someday at like noon, and I mean high noon when everybody’s home, just go over there, squat down, and take a big shit.
Warhorse, I’m assuming thats what you were probably talking about with the Me, Myself, and Irene thing (I’ve never seen it).
For more information on disturbing neighbors, flip over to Jeff Rage’s thread on sleep and read ~karma~'s reply.
Warhorse, that sounds even better with a pump shottie. Nothing attains the “worried about death” look better than a pump shottie…
Except of course things which are not entirely legal around here, like a minigun popping out of the roof of a surburban.
About smearing the shit. I guess it all depends on your neighborhood (quality of residents, income level…) and how well you really want to get along. I’m in a decent middle class area and smearing of shit would thus not occur for a while, at least not until after several other “warnings” have happened.
Not to say I haven’t done that once though, wasn’t a neighbor though but a former boss of my wife. She was a manager at an insurance company and for some reason had it out for my wife.
Would hold her to higher standards in everything, be it clothing worn, hours worked or amount of work done. And if she didn’t keep those standards she would be chastised in public and private, and always denied time off for appointments and vacations were a hassle to schedule.
Anyway, after the wife quit we went back to the parking lot of that company with a pile of shit in a plastic bag and some gloves. Shoved it up under her car door handles and put a potato in her exhaust pipe nice and tight.
Now this boss was one of the fake nails types, she came out to her car, stuck her hand into handle and quickly retracted it, then looked at hand and then screamed. And screamed. And screamed.
Pretty soon a whole crowd was around, all watching the show. Some idiots helped her get towels and cleaner and cleaned it for her (brownnosers for sure). Then she finally calmed down, tried to start car and it wouldnt go. Thank you tight new exhaust system!
She then called cops, they showed up, discovered potato and all was fine.
Man that whole event was almost worth the heartache she gave us. Not quite but almost.
Antiliberal, theres actually chemical compounds that can be homemade and when combined with something or other it basically burns through whatever the surface is that it’s sitting on.
I’ve heard of people putting it on the hood of somebody’s car and it burned through the hood, through the block, and even down into the concrete below the car an inch or so.
I’ll hafta find the document that has the info in it.
Don’t bother with expensive chemical compounds just use the good old thermite reaction, which can very easily be made with easy to get hold of chemicals, works a treat, just tap thermite into google and you’re set
Z-man, I’ll let you borrow my dawg, we’ll load him up on Mexican leftovers, then set him loose.
Then again that may not be necessary, he shits bigger than his head most days anyhow…
Malcolm, I may take you up on that offer.
Seriously though, a fence should be enough, plus the sight of a sniper rifle mounted on teh deck helps too.
I own a duplex that I live in and I have white trash neighbors that I think breed dogs in a apartment comlpex behind my place. All I ever hear is (get back here!), because they are never tied up and run wild. These idiots have other neighbors in the same complex that have dogs also, well when they let all of these dogs out at once you could not imagine how loud it is with these dogs running loose and attacking one another. I think the greatest part about it is when they let the dogs out at midnight and they bark for 20 minutes or so. Plus these dicks let them shit on my yard. I may kill someone soon.